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(WCAX Vermont)   Suspect wearing panda costume steals airsoft rifle from Dick's. And what does a Panda want with an airsoft rifle?   ( wcax.com) divider line
    More: Weird, airsoft rifle, Dicks Sporting Goods, sans panda outfit, Vermont police department, Firearm, panda costume, All rights reserved, suspect  
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2017-09-12 11:09:42 AM  
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2017-09-12 11:10:57 AM  
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2017-09-12 11:11:44 AM  
Eats shoots and leaves

/What part is unclear
 
2017-09-12 11:21:06 AM  
I shot a panda in my pajamas once.
 
2017-09-12 12:09:36 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: I shot a panda in my pajamas once.


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"Nope.  Not gonna fall for it."
 
2017-09-12 01:16:43 PM  
PANDA ATTACK
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I assumed they'd all want one.
 
2017-09-12 01:18:27 PM  
The only thing that stops a bad furry with a gun is a good furry with a gun.
 
2017-09-12 01:19:12 PM  
...cause any Pandemonium lately?
Apparently it works out.
 
2017-09-12 01:19:25 PM  
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2017-09-12 01:19:51 PM  
Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a panda who would not take it anymore. A panda who stood up against the scum, the c*nts, the dogs, the filth, the shiat. Here is a panda who stood up.
 
2017-09-12 01:20:19 PM  
The right to bear arms shall not be infringed!
 
2017-09-12 01:20:31 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Eats shoots and leaves

/What part is unclear


Thread: Over
 
2017-09-12 01:20:52 PM  
The bamboo was making threatening motions and resisting being eaten.
 
2017-09-12 01:21:23 PM  
When is America going to do something about these Chinese nationals stealing from us?
 
2017-09-12 01:22:36 PM  
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2017-09-12 01:25:53 PM  
You sure it wasn't Bonta-kun?
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2017-09-12 01:26:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Eats shoots and leaves

/What part is unclear


Pretty sure subby gets credit for the assist.
 
2017-09-12 01:27:47 PM  
I prefer to call them 'bamboo raccoons'.
 
2017-09-12 01:30:06 PM  
Stalking bamboo. Obviously.
 
2017-09-12 01:31:04 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The right to bear arms shall not be infringed!


Or the right to arm bears.
 
2017-09-12 01:31:38 PM  
Someone better watch out for their impanding doom.
 
2017-09-12 01:31:55 PM  
I can probably think of a couple of reasons... pervert.
 
2017-09-12 01:33:21 PM  
Gun needed for bamboo shoots
 
2017-09-12 01:34:28 PM  

foo monkey: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Eats shoots and leaves

/What part is unclear

Pretty sure subby gets credit for the assist.


Yeah... definitely low-hanging fruit

/but I'm not too proud
//obviously
 
2017-09-12 01:35:39 PM  
Nice clear photo of a LCD screen and a shiatty rez security cam. They will be arresting those pixels shortly
 
2017-09-12 01:35:57 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Petit_Merdeux: I shot a panda in my pajamas once.

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"Nope.  Not gonna fall for it."


I wasn't going to fall for it until i read the 2nd amendment solutions in the thread.

"How did the panda get into your pajamas?"
 
2017-09-12 01:39:18 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The right to bear arms shall not be infringed!


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2017-09-12 01:43:44 PM  
Dessert.
 
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2017-09-12 01:57:07 PM  
Dicks?
 
2017-09-12 02:10:53 PM  
Better armed Pandas than Dicks.
 
2017-09-12 02:15:07 PM  
Furry fury?
 
2017-09-12 02:19:50 PM  
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2017-09-12 02:20:42 PM  
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2017-09-12 02:43:27 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The right to bear arms shall not be infringed!


You've got that wrong: I support my right to arm bears! (And sell bullet-proof clothing to deer....)
 
2017-09-12 02:46:12 PM  
What is an airsoft rifle? All the airsoft guns I have ever seen were replicas of actual hand guns with orange tips, but they can't shoot bullets.

Do people who buy airsoft rifles get an empty orange magazine?
 
2017-09-12 02:58:12 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Eats shoots and leaves

/What part is unclear


The comma you left off definitely makes things unclear in this context.  In your sentence, our hero panda actually eats shoots, probably bamboo shoots.  If you put in the comma, then our gun toting panda would have something to do.
 
2017-09-12 02:59:51 PM  
If you have to ask...
 
2017-09-12 02:59:54 PM  

oldfarthenry: I prefer to call them 'bamboo raccoons'.


A red panda?
 
2017-09-12 03:02:17 PM  
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2017-09-12 03:09:46 PM  

IkonOlator: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Eats shoots and leaves

/What part is unclear

The comma you left off definitely makes things unclear in this context.  In your sentence, our hero panda actually eats shoots, probably bamboo shoots.  If you put in the comma, then our gun toting panda would have something to do.


Son, you need a life
 
2017-09-12 03:12:14 PM  
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2017-09-12 03:40:52 PM  

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came for crazed turkish cheese panda.

what can i say, it's my fetish?
 
2017-09-12 03:42:09 PM  
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2017-09-12 03:44:29 PM  
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2017-09-12 03:54:57 PM  
And what does a Panda want with an airsoft rifle? Vengeance.

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What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
 
2017-09-12 04:56:04 PM  
Sounds like Kim Jong Un is up to his old tricks again.

If your family name is Kim be very suspicious of pandas with guns.
 
2017-09-12 06:31:52 PM  
Gateway robbery

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2017-09-12 07:09:18 PM  
Sifl&Olly - Deuce Loosely - The Panda
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2017-09-12 07:37:45 PM  

Delay: What is an airsoft rifle? All the airsoft guns I have ever seen were replicas of actual hand guns with orange tips, but they can't shoot bullets.

Do people who buy airsoft rifles get an empty orange magazine?


"Airsoft" means it shoots 6mm plastic pellets. There are many varieties including ones which look like rifles.
 
2017-09-13 04:14:35 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Son, you need a life


Well, that's true,  But someone wrote a whole book about it, which explains the whole thread.  The poster after me put a pic of the book.
 
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