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(TMZ)   Farrah Abraham's rejuvenated vagina lands a show. Apparently a slot opened up   ( tmz.com) divider line
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2017-09-12 11:12:24 AM  
CamSoda? Is that because she can fit a whole can in there?

/The anus is still unremarkable
 
2017-09-12 11:53:06 AM  
Farrah Abraham had many dicks, many dicks had Farrah Abraham.


/got nuthin
 
2017-09-12 12:02:08 PM  
She's not bad looking as pornstars go, but her pre-porn work and offscreen shenanigans make wholly unattractive. When I look at her it's like I'm smelling corned beef that's been left in the sun.
 
2017-09-12 12:03:29 PM  
I'm more interested in her rejuvenated lips.

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2017-09-12 12:03:53 PM  
i hope there's a before/after
 
2017-09-12 12:07:31 PM  

Jingle Strangle: I'm more interested in her rejuvenated lips.

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Is she actually trying to look like a Matt Groening character?
 
2017-09-12 12:08:09 PM  
This poor sad soul.
 
2017-09-12 12:11:18 PM  

Jingle Strangle: I'm more interested in her rejuvenated lips.

[img.fark.net image 600x294]


That girl has almost no factory-installed equipment remaining.
 
2017-09-12 12:11:47 PM  
umm...well...yeah, i have nothing to say about this
 
2017-09-12 12:13:43 PM  
yeah well she's looks really happy.

I got nothin else.
 
2017-09-12 12:15:26 PM  
"but she is getting a slice of CamSoda's back end"

And vice versa.
 
2017-09-12 12:17:23 PM  
like a catchers mitt full of lasagna.

///embarrassed that I know who she is
 
2017-09-12 12:19:41 PM  
Is she going to have an opening monologue?
 
2017-09-12 12:24:52 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Jingle Strangle: I'm more interested in her rejuvenated lips.

[img.fark.net image 600x294]

Is she actually trying to look like a Matt Groening character?


I'll bet she looks like Barney when she burps.
 
Ant
2017-09-12 12:25:00 PM  

Jingle Strangle: I'm more interested in her rejuvenated lips.

[img.fark.net image 600x294]


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2017-09-12 12:29:01 PM  
Did she have plastic surgery on her vagoo?
 
2017-09-12 12:40:04 PM  
Wait a minute...putting yourself up on one of the click-a-ho websites is now considered 'getting a show'?

newflash, there's about 4000 other girls/guys/alittleofboth that also have 'a show'.
 
2017-09-12 12:48:28 PM  
Farrah scored nearly a million bucks for her sex tape with James Deen back in 2013. The cam show gig won't pay that much, but she is getting a slice of CamSoda's back end. Plus, she's riding solo this time.

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2017-09-12 01:00:42 PM  
Wow, it's been 4 years already since I watched her get butt f*cked? Time flies!
 
2017-09-12 01:08:22 PM  
Earworm

Farrah Abraham - BLOWIN (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Youtube h53AzPEdku0
 
2017-09-12 01:09:28 PM  

Jingle Strangle: I'm more interested in her rejuvenated lips.

[img.fark.net image 600x294]


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How do you say I can only get so erect in gungun
 
2017-09-12 01:16:47 PM  
A funny farker, fitting because the headline below, once described her as a "trans Ace Frehley".
 
2017-09-12 01:19:17 PM  

Arab Lover: Earworm

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I

Imma

Imma kill you
 
2017-09-12 01:23:10 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: CamSoda? Is that because she can fit a whole can in there?

/The anus is still unremarkable


can?

I'm thinking two liter bottle...  yes, there too...  yes, there's probably video...
 
2017-09-12 01:25:39 PM  
Rejuvenated Vagina is my Melissa Etheridge cover band name
 
2017-09-12 01:36:10 PM  

exparrot: Wait a minute...putting yourself up on one of the click-a-ho websites is now considered 'getting a show'?

newflash, there's about 4000 other girls/guys/alittleofboth that also have 'a show'.


Both of these.
 
2017-09-12 01:50:13 PM  
You'll recall 26-year-old Farrah had the surgery back in August.

*checks notes*
 
2017-09-12 02:04:16 PM  
You'll recall 26-year-old Farrah had the surgery back in August.

I do not recall. Regardless, I find her very attractive and I would help her test out that tuned-up vagina
/I have no morals.
 
2017-09-12 02:06:26 PM  
I have to be at the funeral home in 26 years......, but no thanks. My dick has been in enough crazy to know better.
 
2017-09-12 02:08:17 PM  
That article would be better if they could fit in a few innuendos.
 
2017-09-12 02:17:23 PM  

DubyaHater: You'll recall 26-year-old Farrah had the surgery back in August.

I do not recall. Regardless, I find her very attractive and I would help her test out that tuned-up vagina
/I have no morals.


Repeat after me:

Never stick it in crazy.

Ever.
Not ever.
Never ever.
Its not worth it, no matter how well sculpted by the surgeon.
 
2017-09-12 02:17:52 PM  
I thought she was semi-attractive as recently as her James Deen fake-leaked sex tape, but it now appears she's gone the standard "tatted up, fake boobs, ducklips, look-at-me-I'm-a-pornstar" route, and that's when I completely lose all interest.

Amateur porn is hugely popular for a reason, and not seeing fake-acting women who look like plastic Courtney Stodden clones is a big part of it.
 
2017-09-12 02:29:25 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: I thought she was semi-attractive as recently as her James Deen fake-leaked sex tape, but it now appears she's gone the standard "tatted up, fake boobs, ducklips, look-at-me-I'm-a-pornstar" route, and that's when I completely lose all interest.

Amateur porn is hugely popular for a reason, and not seeing fake-acting women who look like plastic Courtney Stodden clones is a big part of it.


If you're a Courtney Stodden clone, the plastic part is implied.
 
2017-09-12 02:42:35 PM  
When you've been plowed more times than an Alaskan highway, your bound to need some freshening up.
 
2017-09-12 02:44:55 PM  
Wasn't her father the one negotiating her porn  contracts and shiat?

i have never seen her work, im just casually aware of her as a 'brand' (as sad as that sounds), but i heard that James Dean / Deene or whatever on a podcast, and i kinda recall him saying something about that.  like her regular porn price was X but if she did anal, her dad (if i recall) wanted like, X times 2 or what the fark.
 
2017-09-12 02:54:58 PM  

rickythepenguin: Wasn't her father the one negotiating her porn  contracts and shiat?

i have never seen her work, im just casually aware of her as a 'brand' (as sad as that sounds), but i heard that James Dean / Deene or whatever on a podcast, and i kinda recall him saying something about that.  like her regular porn price was X but if she did anal, her dad (if i recall) wanted like, X times 2 or what the fark.


It is pretty common in the porn biz for performers to charge more for anal or other specific acts.  Double
their base rate is a bit much, though.
 
2017-09-12 03:15:12 PM  

clkeagle: Jingle Strangle: I'm more interested in her rejuvenated lips.

[img.fark.net image 600x294]

That girl has almost no factory-installed equipment remaining.


The base model was not awe inspiring in the first place.
 
2017-09-12 03:21:47 PM  

rummonkey: DubyaHater: You'll recall 26-year-old Farrah had the surgery back in August.

I do not recall. Regardless, I find her very attractive and I would help her test out that tuned-up vagina
/I have no morals.

Repeat after me:

Never stick it in crazy.

Ever.
Not ever.
Never ever.
Its not worth it, no matter how well sculpted by the surgeon.


Quote the Reverend Steve McNair.
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-09-12 03:24:06 PM  
One of my motivating factors for cutting the cord is so my wife wouldn't watch those awful teen mom shows. I'm still pissed that I know who this pile of shiat is.
 
2017-09-12 03:30:09 PM  

devilskware: One of my motivating factors for cutting the cord is so my wife wouldn't watch those awful teen mom shows. I'm still pissed that I know who this pile of shiat is.


We uncut the cord recently because the Mrs. wanted to watch HGTV. Now my house is modern and open concept, but you can't use anything.  I'm thinking of accidentally using the trencher next to the cable box in the yard.
 
2017-09-12 03:39:06 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: t is pretty common in the porn biz for performers to charge more for anal or other specific acts. Double
their base rate is a bit much, though.



yeah i know that's a thing, getting more for anal, airtight, etc.....I was just kinda grossed out that her dad -- if i'm recalling it correctly -- was the guy evidently negotiating her deals.

some former porn star was on carolla podcast some years ago, perhaps rogan, i don't know, and she was out of the business but said when she was in, her husband negotiated her deals.  which still seems farked up but........i would invoke the 'consenting adults' exception to that.  if you don't mind seeing your wife get straight up gorillafarked on camera, for pay, i won't judge.  but your father?  that's a whole other level of NOPE.
 
2017-09-12 03:46:40 PM  
HOTYC
 
2017-09-12 03:53:26 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: It is pretty common in the porn biz for performers to charge more for anal or other specific acts


I don't think the shock factor was about the fees but about the contract negotiator possibly being her father.
 
2017-09-12 04:02:33 PM  

rickythepenguin: DjangoStonereaver: t is pretty common in the porn biz for performers to charge more for anal or other specific acts. Double
their base rate is a bit much, though.


yeah i know that's a thing, getting more for anal, airtight, etc.....I was just kinda grossed out that her dad -- if i'm recalling it correctly -- was the guy evidently negotiating her deals.

some former porn star was on carolla podcast some years ago, perhaps rogan, i don't know, and she was out of the business but said when she was in, her husband negotiated her deals.  which still seems farked up but........i would invoke the 'consenting adults' exception to that.  if you don't mind seeing your wife get straight up gorillafarked on camera, for pay, i won't judge.  but your father?  that's a whole other level of NOPE.


It might explain her choices in life, though.
 
2017-09-12 04:10:13 PM  

rickythepenguin: DjangoStonereaver: t is pretty common in the porn biz for performers to charge more for anal or other specific acts. Double
their base rate is a bit much, though.


yeah i know that's a thing, getting more for anal, airtight, etc.....I was just kinda grossed out that her dad -- if i'm recalling it correctly -- was the guy evidently negotiating her deals.

some former porn star was on carolla podcast some years ago, perhaps rogan, i don't know, and she was out of the business but said when she was in, her husband negotiated her deals.  which still seems farked up but........i would invoke the 'consenting adults' exception to that.  if you don't mind seeing your wife get straight up gorillafarked on camera, for pay, i won't judge.  but your father?  that's a whole other level of NOPE.


I mean...

If you can't trust your dad to make good business deals on your behalf, who can you trust?
 
2017-09-12 04:13:59 PM  

Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: If you can't trust your dad to make good business deals on your behalf, who can you trust?


yeah but  assuming i'm correct, that's just.....gaaah.

"honey?  great work today but....i wasn't really believing that cumshot.  I think you can do better.  I think we can do better, mmmkay?  also, i booked a anal shoot friday so how about we cancel that steak dinner thursday night and just do a juice cleanse instead?  mkkay?  can you be a pal for me?  that's daddy's little girl.....all growed up!"
 
2017-09-12 04:40:12 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Rejuvenated Vagina is my Melissa Etheridge cover band name


Did you know there's a cosmetic surgery practice where men can get their penises rejuvenated? It's called "Turn Back the Cock".
 
2017-09-12 05:00:53 PM  
Father Abraham Smurf song
Youtube kWbMikrZ91U
 
2017-09-12 05:18:34 PM  
I get free porn from your wife when I leave before you get home.
 
2017-09-12 05:42:35 PM  
That 'song' though. She just strikes me as very sad and desperate and I wonder how her poor kid is going to cope with this growing up. She already has spoken about waxing the kids eyebrows, as I recall.

And for those freaked out by the dad, don't forget the Kardashian mother is also reputed to have negotiated the sex tape money. I suppose it's a kind of lemons out of lemonade scenario, but maybe that's a different video ;)

Anyway, I find it kind of sad, we have a generation with way too many women thinking vacuous is a career path. Thanks Kim and Paris, your sex tapes really 'blazed that trail'.
 
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