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(Guardian)   Fluffy the great white shark to be released. All the other sharks are sure to tease him because of his name. Sharks can be so mean   ( theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Shark, Fish, great white shark, Lamniformes, Lamnidae, Megalodon, Manly Sea Life, nearby Fairy Bower  
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2017-09-12 08:35:07 AM  
Fins to the left.  Fins to the right.
2017-09-12 08:56:22 AM  
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2017-09-12 10:25:12 AM  
The 1.8-metre-long shark, nicknamed "Fluffy",

Full name: Fluffy, destroyer of worlds.

...was found thrashing around on the shore on Monday and taken to a nearby ocean pool to rest, before spending the night at Manly Sea Life Sanctuary aquarium

Yep, very manly
2017-09-12 10:33:18 AM  
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2017-09-12 02:33:43 PM  
He may want to leave great off his name for a while.
2017-09-12 04:22:03 PM  
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2017-09-12 04:24:01 PM  
Remember: Sharks are friends, not food!

/ Keep with the program
// And knock it off with the shark fin soup, seriously
2017-09-12 04:24:35 PM  
Manly Beach?  Sounds like my kind of beach!  Can I haz cloving opnal, peez?
2017-09-12 04:26:23 PM  
Pool sharks are nice. I still like my trunk monkey.
2017-09-12 04:27:53 PM  
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2017-09-12 04:27:55 PM  
You have to love a 6' juvenile shark...

I'll bet the Chinese are loving it! Moar Soop!

2017-09-12 04:36:35 PM  
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2017-09-12 04:37:48 PM  
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Upon hearing the news...
2017-09-12 04:39:30 PM  
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2017-09-12 04:41:32 PM  
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2017-09-12 04:46:45 PM  
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2017-09-12 04:48:17 PM  
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Fluffy and Fluffy welcome Fluffy into the worldwide brotherhood of Fluffies.
2017-09-12 04:49:26 PM  
Skoora - Kids in the Hall
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Don't hate him

/ he hates himself
2017-09-12 04:52:11 PM  
"Oh, to be sure, he's a brutal killing machine, but he shows more remorse than I've ever seen in any human."
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2017-09-12 04:55:09 PM  

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It's so fluffy i'm gonna die!!!!!

/came here for this
//glad i found it!
2017-09-12 05:16:38 PM  
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Candy Gram....
2017-09-12 06:13:30 PM  
"Sharks can be so mean."
"We can? Oh boy!"
"Ow! Bart Fluffy, quit it!"
"Muah ha ha ha ha!"
2017-09-12 07:02:08 PM  
You think the Sharks are bad?  Have you ever spent any time with the Jets?  They are 1000x worse.
2017-09-12 07:48:30 PM  
They kidnapped him and kept him trapped in a pool and now they take him out on a boat and just want to pretend like nothing happened?
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