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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Just think: If this man had never had gone to Starbucks, perhaps he wouldn't have called a black man a slave, called his children "despicable vermin," or punched an apparently homeless guy on the street   ( chicago.suntimes.com) divider line
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2017-09-12 03:22:01 AM  
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Damn, it's like the guy's face can't photograph without looking supremely punchable.


"I hope he learns something from this," Mitchell said.

He won't. Or if he does it will be the wrong lesson.
 
2017-09-12 03:32:30 AM  
Which of the offers for an internship will he accept, the one at Trump's Alt- White House or at Deadbart?
 
2017-09-12 03:36:22 AM  
Why am I not surprised he's white? Something needs to be done about these people.
 
2017-09-12 03:43:12 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 504x336]

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Damn, it's like the guy's face can't photograph without looking supremely punchable.


"I hope he learns something from this," Mitchell said.

He won't. Or if he does it will be the wrong lesson.


He looks a like he's a little thin in the ass to be picking fights w random black dudes at that Starbucks. Holy shiat this little creep got lucky.
 
2017-09-12 04:32:25 AM  
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2017-09-12 05:19:21 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 504x336]

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Damn, it's like the guy's face can't photograph without looking supremely punchable.


"I hope he learns something from this," Mitchell said.

He won't. Or if he does it will be the wrong lesson.


I was going to say " looks like we have the 2017 candidate for most punchable face"
I wonder if Martin Shkreli has to pass over a sash or something?
 
2017-09-12 05:43:45 AM  
Trump voter.
 
2017-09-12 05:59:05 AM  

NoahBuddy: Why am I not surprised he's white? Something needs to be done about these people.


We need to start neutering the part of the imagination that creates narratives and character based on appearance. It worked wonders 40,000 years ago, but it is now severely limiting.
 
2017-09-12 06:07:07 AM  
I'm impressed. He looks like a dick who would try to run over people with his BMW, not someone who would put himself at risk by punching people.
 
2017-09-12 06:38:20 AM  
Oh hey.  Another entitled hateful douchebag who probably doesn't understand the reason why he can't get laid is that he's an entitled hateful douchebag.
 
2017-09-12 06:56:59 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 504x336]

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Damn, it's like the guy's face can't photograph without looking supremely punchable.


"I hope he learns something from this," Mitchell said.

He won't. Or if he does it will be the wrong lesson.

He looks a like he's a little thin in the ass to be picking fights w random black dudes at that Starbucks. Holy shiat this little creep got lucky.


59 year old homeless guy, the guy he punched probably looked seventy.
Douchebag "tough guy" picked the most frail looking person in there who was minding his own business.

Dude probably thought he was going to look Alpha and get laid.
 
2017-09-12 07:44:57 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 504x336]

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Damn, it's like the guy's face can't photograph without looking supremely punchable.


"I hope he learns something from this," Mitchell said.

He won't. Or if he does it will be the wrong lesson.


I never realized it was possible to appear so polished and clean, yet have the soul of a festerting, toothless, racist.
 
2017-09-12 07:53:31 AM  
You'd think the racists would be happy now that one of them is in the oval office... but its only made them even more pissy.
 
2017-09-12 07:58:14 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 504x336]

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Damn, it's like the guy's face can't photograph without looking supremely punchable.


"I hope he learns something from this," Mitchell said.

He won't. Or if he does it will be the wrong lesson.


JHC

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He looks like a hipster doosh supervillain.
 
2017-09-12 07:59:13 AM  
He looks punchable.
 
2017-09-12 07:59:31 AM  
It seems he sat in Cook County Jail from sometime in July until now, when his bond was set.  I approve, but isn't that a bit too long to wait for a bond hearing?

Enjoy your four felonies, moron.  You'll never rent a nice apartment or have a job that doesn't pay under the table again.
 
2017-09-12 08:00:33 AM  

Snarfangel: I'm impressed. He looks like a dick who would try to run over people with his BMW, not someone who would put himself at risk by punching people.


Such an individual would never risk blemishing the paint with unclean blood. He'd probably just use his mother's pickup truck.
 
2017-09-12 08:01:49 AM  
The Aristocrats
 
2017-09-12 08:03:16 AM  
"I try to see the good in people," Mitchell said. "I don't know his background. I would try to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Usually this is where I'd say he's a better man than me for how he thinks, but, while he's still a better man than me, I think he's wrong here. There is no good in a man who shouts racist slurs then punches a homeless person.
There are times where you should be understanding of people's situations, and then times where you should realize that someone is horrible regardless of their backstory. This is the latter. No one should excuse or try to seethe good in a person who behaves like this. If they reform down the line, maybe, but right now, they are really damn close to evil on Earth, and it shouldn't be tolerated.
 
2017-09-12 08:03:32 AM  
I was trying to come up with an snarkily appropriate hipster douchebag supervillain name, but am still trying to get over how what was done to that eight year old boy when his "friends" literally lynched him isn't a hate crime as well, given the poork kid almost died.

But "the Douchey Hatebag" was the best I could come up with, anyway. Either that or "Pissface".
 
2017-09-12 08:05:33 AM  
How many dank memes is he responsible for on 4chan?
 
2017-09-12 08:05:35 AM  
He looks like a little wimp.  I'm a 135 lb female and I bet I could knock him on his ass with one punch. Why on earth nobody there slugged him is beyond me.
 
2017-09-12 08:08:55 AM  

Kirablue42: I was trying to come up with an snarkily appropriate hipster douchebag supervillain name, but am still trying to get over how what was done to that eight year old boy when his "friends" literally lynched him isn't a hate crime as well, given the poork kid almost died.

But "the Douchey Hatebag" was the best I could come up with, anyway. Either that or "Pissface".


"Red Taint"
 
2017-09-12 08:09:33 AM  
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Don't hurt him!  His dad helped me get the Government to pay for my alligator's sex change!
 
2017-09-12 08:10:00 AM  

Pichu0102: "I try to see the good in people," Mitchell said. "I don't know his background. I would try to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Usually this is where I'd say he's a better man than me for how he thinks, but, while he's still a better man than me, I think he's wrong here. There is no good in a man who shouts racist slurs then punches a homeless person.
There are times where you should be understanding of people's situations, and then times where you should realize that someone is horrible regardless of their backstory. This is the latter. No one should excuse or try to seethe good in a person who behaves like this. If they reform down the line, maybe, but right now, they are really damn close to evil on Earth, and it shouldn't be tolerated.


It's not being tolerated. The guy's in jail.

I think Mitchell is right... maintaining a personal grudge against someone is pretty pointless and not good for you.
 
2017-09-12 08:10:23 AM  
Isolated incident #2,638,937 since November.
 
2017-09-12 08:12:03 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 504x336]

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Damn, it's like the guy's face can't photograph without looking supremely punchable.


"I hope he learns something from this," Mitchell said.

He won't. Or if he does it will be the wrong lesson.


Best I can do on short notice:

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2017-09-12 08:12:26 AM  
How wealthy is his dad?   That smugness is coming from somewhere.
 
2017-09-12 08:12:28 AM  
Ectomorphic little shiat. He craves an ass whipping.
 
2017-09-12 08:12:55 AM  
Things are not coming up MILHOUSE!
 
2017-09-12 08:12:59 AM  

Ambivalence: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 504x336]

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Damn, it's like the guy's face can't photograph without looking supremely punchable.


"I hope he learns something from this," Mitchell said.

He won't. Or if he does it will be the wrong lesson.

I never realized it was possible to appear so polished and clean, yet have the soul of a festerting, toothless, racist.


Sometimes anger lets slip what lays in the heart.
 
2017-09-12 08:16:40 AM  
Geez, order the decaf.
 
2017-09-12 08:17:45 AM  

spongeboob: Giant Clown Shoe: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 504x336]

[img.fark.net image 620x424]

Damn, it's like the guy's face can't photograph without looking supremely punchable.


"I hope he learns something from this," Mitchell said.

He won't. Or if he does it will be the wrong lesson.

He looks a like he's a little thin in the ass to be picking fights w random black dudes at that Starbucks. Holy shiat this little creep got lucky.

59 year old homeless guy, the guy he punched probably looked seventy.
Douchebag "tough guy" picked the most frail looking person in there who was minding his own business.

Dude probably thought he was going to look Alpha and get laid.


Its hard to imagine a chick so desperate she would willingly screw that.
 
2017-09-12 08:19:16 AM  

stuhayes2010: How wealthy is his dad?   That smugness is coming from somewhere.


The article makes it sound like he's been sitting in jail for two months to scrape 5k together. So if he does come from money, they did nothing to help him.

His whole look smacks of a manufactured persona. You know, the kind of person that makes his own cocktail bitters and will never shut up about it.
 
2017-09-12 08:19:39 AM  
I know Starbucks can bring out the worst in people but this is a little extreme.
 
2017-09-12 08:19:54 AM  
FTA
A man now facing felony hate crime charges for his alleged racist rant

The article then says how there is video of him using racial slurs. If you have proof it is no longer alleged.


freetomato: He looks like a little wimp.  I'm a 135 lb female and I bet I could knock him on his ass with one punch. Why on earth nobody there slugged him is beyond me.


Agreed, how did this anemic douchbag get to say, "Get on all fours. You don't deserve to walk on two legs," and not end up having to crawl out on all fours because he could no longer walk on his two broken legs..
 
2017-09-12 08:20:31 AM  
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Backpfeifengesicht.

Germans have a word for everything...
 
2017-09-12 08:20:53 AM  
It's funny.  The only place I can imagine a guy, who looks like him, would work would be in a Starbucks; and, they ain't hiring him, that's for sure...
 
2017-09-12 08:22:41 AM  
trump supporter. Soon to be a federal public servant.
 
2017-09-12 08:22:44 AM  
I have to honestly say, some decades ago I said something stupid and offensive to a guy who was talking trash. I just wanted him to stop blabbing and actually fight.
1) it didn't work
2) I still feel embarrassed every time I remember that
3) I thank GOD that wasn't the mobile camera/Youtube age. If that had ended up on the net, it really would have ended up badly for me, even though I have never said or done anything like that since. Nor do I recall being that offensive before that.
4) all of that is NOTHING compared to this guy
 
2017-09-12 08:23:50 AM  

NoahBuddy: Why am I not surprised he's white? Something needs to be done about these people.


What do you mean "these people"?!

/not serious
 
2017-09-12 08:26:04 AM  

Pichu0102: "I try to see the good in people," Mitchell said. "I don't know his background. I would try to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Usually this is where I'd say he's a better man than me for how he thinks, but, while he's still a better man than me, I think he's wrong here. There is no good in a man who shouts racist slurs then punches a homeless person.
There are times where you should be understanding of people's situations, and then times where you should realize that someone is horrible regardless of their backstory. This is the latter. No one should excuse or try to seethe good in a person who behaves like this. If they reform down the line, maybe, but right now, they are really damn close to evil on Earth, and it shouldn't be tolerated.


"Sure he did all of those horrible things, but isn't it everyone else's fault as well?"

Agree completely.  That response is just cowardice.
 
2017-09-12 08:27:32 AM  
So, America's Great Again now?
 
2017-09-12 08:29:11 AM  
People who take photos like that are so cripplingly insecure that they make themselves believe in a fantasy persona, like the guy on the mattress with all the guns. This poor fool has fallen for the "superior white man" fallacy. Unfortunately, their fear is so close to the surface that it can erupt into anger. His did, and now he's going to jail. Lesson learned, hopefully.
 
2017-09-12 08:30:34 AM  

Technoir: So, America's Great Again now?


Almost.

It'll be Great Again when Erik Prince finally signs the contract.
 
2017-09-12 08:31:10 AM  
Boucher?  More like Doucher, amirite?
 
2017-09-12 08:33:57 AM  
For what it's worth, the article/headline got it wrong. He didn't say his children were despicable vermin. He said disposible vermin.

So that's like....way worse.
 
2017-09-12 08:34:31 AM  
disposable*
 
2017-09-12 08:34:47 AM  

freetomato: He looks like a little wimp.  I'm a 135 lb female and I bet I could knock him on his ass with one punch. Why on earth nobody there slugged him is beyond me.


From what I saw, there's a lot of good people there.
They had enough class to not punch the thug.
 
2017-09-12 08:35:12 AM  
He used to be a regular nice shy kid. But one day he bought one of Tucker Carlson's old bow ties in a garage sale. Suddenly, he started acting more self confident, really getting into then 50s but also like a mean stupid ahole. Rumor has it that some school bullies grabbed the bow tie from his locker and messed it up. But it somehow repaired itself and the bullies were found mysteriously dead from strangulations a few days later.
 
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