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(The New York Times)   Judge puts a halt on Amazon mining, Amazon Prime still going strong   ( nytimes.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Brazil, Mr. Temer, President Michel Temer, Judge Rolando Valcir, Portuguese acronym Renca, President of the United States, illegal gold mining, Antonio Carlos Fernandes  
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2017-09-11 04:44:39 PM  
Amazon Prime was completely underrated. Anything that can fly from halfway across the galaxy to defeat the Decepticons in two days or less is pretty darned cool.
 
2017-09-11 07:45:35 PM  
If you mine Amazon Prime for movies, you can find yourself a lifetime worth of turds in nothing flat
 
2017-09-11 10:52:39 PM  
You mean this thread isn't about bitcoin mining via AWS?
 
2017-09-11 10:53:45 PM  
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2017-09-11 10:57:07 PM  
The government has argued that authorizing regulated mining in the region will curb illegal gold mining and generate new jobs.

That's cute.  The government, of all people, are going to make something illegal in Brazil and expect everyone to stop doing it because they said so?
/Yeah, OK.
 
2017-09-11 10:57:37 PM  
Cause they're long, and they're strong, and they're about to get the friction on
 
2017-09-11 10:58:29 PM  
Nice one subby!!
 
2017-09-11 10:59:05 PM  

C18H27NO3: The government has argued that authorizing regulated mining in the region will curb illegal gold mining and generate new jobs.

That's cute.  The government, of all people, are going to make something illegal in Brazil and expect everyone to stop doing it because they said so?
/Yeah, OK.


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2017-09-11 11:00:33 PM  

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Too subtle?
 
2017-09-11 11:01:14 PM  
There was another article about members of an uncontacted Amazon tribe being murdered by gold miners.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/11/uncontacted-amazon-tribe-killed-and-cho​p​ped-up-by-gold-miners-6919245/
 
2017-09-11 11:04:45 PM  

uber humper: There was another article about members of an uncontacted Amazon tribe being murdered by gold miners.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/11/uncontacted-amazon-tribe-killed-and-chop​ped-up-by-gold-miners-6919245/


Yeah, that's not helping my view of humanity nor my liver. So,

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2017-09-11 11:13:40 PM  

uber humper: There was another article about members of an uncontacted Amazon tribe being murdered by gold miners.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/11/uncontacted-amazon-tribe-killed-and-chop​ped-up-by-gold-miners-6919245/


My dad stumbled across a tribe like this in the Philippines 40 years ago. Started throwing spears at his helicopter. Got the f out of there 'cause you can take down an H-1 with a lot less than a spear.  80% sure he wasn't full of shiat on this one.
 
2017-09-11 11:33:31 PM  
Good to see he finally broke out of his slump.

// All Rise
 
2017-09-12 01:04:25 AM  

uber humper: There was another article about members of an uncontacted Amazon tribe being murdered by gold miners.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/11/uncontacted-amazon-tribe-killed-and-chop​ped-up-by-gold-miners-6919245/


I think we can downgrade them to 'contacted with extreme prejudice.'
 
2017-09-12 01:09:38 AM  

Ramien: uber humper: There was another article about members of an uncontacted Amazon tribe being murdered by gold miners.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/11/uncontacted-amazon-tribe-killed-and-chop​ped-up-by-gold-miners-6919245/

I think we can downgrade them to 'contacted with extreme prejudice.'


I imagine something like this goes on all across the universe. Vastly more advanced civilizaation discovers a new community and promptly kills them.
 
2017-09-12 03:27:02 AM  

Kirablue42: Ramien: uber humper: There was another article about members of an uncontacted Amazon tribe being murdered by gold miners.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/11/uncontacted-amazon-tribe-killed-and-chop​ped-up-by-gold-miners-6919245/

I think we can downgrade them to 'contacted with extreme prejudice.'

I imagine something like this goes on all across the universe. Vastly more advanced civilizaation discovers a new community and promptly kills them.


Or enslaves them, genetically modifies them to be more delicious and uses them as a food source.
 
2017-09-12 03:31:51 AM  
Dammit, I want my mines.  That judge has no business saying I can't get them from Amazon.

/When I said keep off the grass, I meant keep off the grass.
 
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