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2017-09-07 01:28:42 AM  
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2017-09-07 02:19:38 AM  
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2017-09-07 03:27:25 AM  
It's a goddam miracle they're even at .500

They've been absolute shiat this year.
 
2017-09-07 07:36:46 AM  
Ahh, dinner for four!
 
2017-09-07 07:40:55 AM  
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2017-09-07 07:53:37 AM  
Ahem. The Cleveland Indians have won 14 straight games & are going for 15 behind Cory Kluber. Thank you for your attention.
 
2017-09-07 07:58:24 AM  

cleveoh: Ahem. The Cleveland Indians have won 14 straight games & are going for 15 behind Cory Kluber. Thank you for your attention.


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2017-09-07 08:10:58 AM  

cleveoh: Ahem. The Cleveland Indians have won 14 straight games & are going for 15 behind Cory Kluber. Thank you for your attention.


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2017-09-07 08:11:21 AM  
The Royals are so REPORTED
 
2017-09-07 08:11:21 AM  

HedlessChickn: It's a goddam miracle they're even at .500

They've been absolute shiat this year.


I'd say they have been alternately on fire and a flaming pile of shiat myself.
 
2017-09-07 08:17:13 AM  

Serious Black: HedlessChickn: It's a goddam miracle they're even at .500

They've been absolute shiat this year.

I'd say they have been alternately on fire and a flaming pile of shiat myself.


Yeah, it's been very Jekyll and Hyde. They either look like the worst team in the league or the best.

We still should've sold, although at least Moose finally broke Balboni's single season HR record.
 
2017-09-07 08:46:05 AM  

cleveoh: Ahem. The Cleveland Indians have won 14 straight games & are going for 15 behind Cory Kluber. Thank you for your attention.



i laughed at the end of the game last night when chicago's announcers said how tonight is a battle of the two teams' aces

corey kluber vs carlos rodon

/one of these things is not like the other
 
2017-09-07 08:47:13 AM  
if the royals had 69, they would have preferred to save it for the end of the season for 93-69
 
2017-09-07 08:49:19 AM  

cleveoh: Ahem. The Cleveland Indians have won 14 straight games & are going for 15 behind Cory Kluber. Thank you for your attention.


And they'll choke in the playoffs.

/Tribe fan
 
2017-09-07 09:12:52 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Serious Black: HedlessChickn: It's a goddam miracle they're even at .500

They've been absolute shiat this year.

I'd say they have been alternately on fire and a flaming pile of shiat myself.

Yeah, it's been very Jekyll and Hyde. They either look like the worst team in the league or the best.

We still should've sold, although at least Moose finally broke Balboni's single season HR record.


Actually, they're still tied at 36. Not hitting another the rest of the way would be a Very Royals Thing, indeed.
 
2017-09-07 09:34:40 AM  

Serious Black: HedlessChickn: It's a goddam miracle they're even at .500

They've been absolute shiat this year.

I'd say they have been alternately on fire and a flaming pile of shiat myself.


So a flaming pile of shiat is not on fire?

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2017-09-07 11:18:43 AM  

feanorn: Incorrigible Astronaut: Serious Black: HedlessChickn: It's a goddam miracle they're even at .500

They've been absolute shiat this year.

I'd say they have been alternately on fire and a flaming pile of shiat myself.

Yeah, it's been very Jekyll and Hyde. They either look like the worst team in the league or the best.

We still should've sold, although at least Moose finally broke Balboni's single season HR record.

Actually, they're still tied at 36. Not hitting another the rest of the way would be a Very Royals Thing, indeed.


The Royals broke the franchise record for home runs in a season last night.
 
2017-09-07 11:30:37 AM  

Serious Black: HedlessChickn: It's a goddam miracle they're even at .500

They've been absolute shiat this year.

I'd say they have been alternately on fire and a flaming pile of shiat myself.


They've been streaky this season. When they're good, they're really damn good and go on a long win streak. When they're bad, they go on a long losing streak and don't score for 40+ innings.
It's like you wonder which team will come up to play.
 
2017-09-07 11:37:06 AM  
Kyle Hendricks's slash line from a few weeks ago approves.
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2017-09-07 11:40:25 AM  

cleveoh: Ahem. The Cleveland Indians have won 14 straight games & are going for 15 behind Cory Kluber. Thank you for your attention.


"Dodgers-Astros World Series? hold our beers."
- Diamondbacks and Indians
 
2017-09-07 11:46:10 AM  
With 7 pitchers on the DL; starts by pitchers named Onelki Garcia, Eric Skoglund, Matt Strahm, Luke Farrell, Travis Wood, and Sam Gaviglio (tonight); Vargas completely losing his effectiveness since the All Star Game; Alcides Escobar, Alex Gordon being 2 of the 3 worst hitters in baseball (regulars), and Moss hitting .200 as the DH, going one stretch of 43 innings without scoring a single run; starting at 10-20, IT'S A MIRACLE that they are at .500 and still in the wild card race, regardless of how bad the AL is.

With a little luck, who knows.

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2017-09-07 12:49:31 PM  

virulent_loser: cleveoh: Ahem. The Cleveland Indians have won 14 straight games & are going for 15 behind Cory Kluber. Thank you for your attention.

"Dodgers-Astros World Series? hold our beers."
- Diamondbacks and Indians

Twins and Brewers

FTFLulz
 
2017-09-07 12:54:45 PM  

virulent_loser: cleveoh: Ahem. The Cleveland Indians have won 14 straight games & are going for 15 behind Cory Kluber. Thank you for your attention.

"Dodgers-Astros World Series? hold our beers."
- Diamondbacks and Indians


The Astros made a mistake by trading for Mr. Kate Upton, who screws up every chance his team has to go all the way. Still a lucky bastard for going home to her every night.
 
2017-09-07 01:29:12 PM  

Trainspotr: virulent_loser: cleveoh: Ahem. The Cleveland Indians have won 14 straight games & are going for 15 behind Cory Kluber. Thank you for your attention.

"Dodgers-Astros World Series? hold our beers."
- Diamondbacks and Indians Twins and Brewers

FTFLulz


that's only lulzy if the Brewers get in via wild card and not because the Cubs couldn't take the division. :(
 
2017-09-07 01:39:09 PM  

virulent_loser: Trainspotr: virulent_loser: cleveoh: Ahem. The Cleveland Indians have won 14 straight games & are going for 15 behind Cory Kluber. Thank you for your attention.

"Dodgers-Astros World Series? hold our beers."
- Diamondbacks and Indians Twins and Brewers

FTFLulz

that's only lulzy if the Brewers get in via wild card and not because the Cubs couldn't take the division. :(


Agreed. Plus, that assures the Dodgers lose in the first round. Win-win.
 
2017-09-07 01:46:15 PM  

johnny_vegas: Serious Black: HedlessChickn: It's a goddam miracle they're even at .500

They've been absolute shiat this year.

I'd say they have been alternately on fire and a flaming pile of shiat myself.

So a flaming pile of shiat is not on fire?

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OK, that's quite enough talk about shiat in a 69-themed thread, especially one that has nothing to do with Germany.
 
2017-09-07 02:16:31 PM  
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2017-09-07 05:54:31 PM  
I don't get the joke.
Why is 404 a giggity number?
 
2017-09-07 07:18:20 PM  

johnnygew: I don't get the joke.
Why is 404 a giggity number?


They're 69-69.
 
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