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2017-09-04 01:47:21 PM  
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2017-09-04 02:26:54 PM  
Seems like the switch has made him angry.
 
2017-09-04 02:43:01 PM  
He can only hope they're whipped before he starts dropping balls.
 
2017-09-04 03:40:36 PM  
Yeah. They paid a child abusing asshole that can't stay healthy tens of millions of dollars a year. Fark those guys.
 
2017-09-04 04:21:49 PM  

abhorrent1: Yeah. They paid a child abusing asshole that can't stay healthy tens of millions of dollars a year. Fark those guys.


and who also stood behind him during said child abusing scandal (to the point of getting ripped by the media relentlessly). Yeah they are the assholes.
 
2017-09-04 06:17:28 PM  
Apparently he has learned nothing. You did it too yourself, idiot.

And he's threatening Vike's fan?

Pfft.

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2017-09-04 06:32:50 PM  
He didn't say "I want to whip them so hard their scrotums bleed".
So it could have been worse.
 
2017-09-04 08:47:44 PM  
I'm surprised he doesn't play baseball too, given that he's already proven himself to be a ball-crushing switch hitter.
 
2017-09-04 09:28:16 PM  
Well, all the child abuse jokes have been made, so let me take it in a different direction:

"In my mind, we're starting and ending the season in Minnesota," Peterson said.

Is someone giving him tickets to the Superbowl? Because I see no other way the Saints get there except by being paying spectators.
 
2017-09-04 10:43:18 PM  
Meh the dude is washed up.   maybe he has a one season left in him but even if eh does the only way he is going to the Superb Owl is to buy tickets.

Now i am not saying this will come to pass as i doubt it will but it would be delicious if it did : Vikings beat New orleans in week one and go on to finally win a Superb Owl.

/given its the Vikings they would lose the game some how.
// And take back their record for misery.
/// Skol!
 
2017-09-05 12:00:21 AM  

virulent_loser: I'm surprised he doesn't play baseball too, given that he's already proven himself to be a ball-crushing switch hitter.


I am the first to funny this post. I am surprised by this. Very clever. Unless you ripped it off from somebody else, in which case, thank you for bringing the joke to my attention. You still deserve a funny for that.
 
2017-09-05 12:40:07 AM  

jaylectricity: virulent_loser: I'm surprised he doesn't play baseball too, given that he's already proven himself to be a ball-crushing switch hitter.

I am the first to funny this post. I am surprised by this. Very clever. Unless you ripped it off from somebody else, in which case, thank you for bringing the joke to my attention. You still deserve a funny for that.


well, thank you kindly. :) (and no, no ripping off - no opportunity to really, since Fark is the only place I willingly acknowledge football.)
 
2017-09-05 09:36:25 AM  
At least his children will grow up to be decent, respectful adults who understand rules and consequences.
 
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