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(ESPN)   Will UM chomp the Gators? Can the Zips withstand a PSU pounding? Will The Tide roll over Free Shoes U? Doesn't matter, it's all good. Welcome back, CFB   ( espn.com) divider line
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2017-09-02 01:34:24 PM  
We're back, baby!  Fear the Dragon.  Go Blazers!
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2017-09-02 01:34:49 PM  
Is the TX/Maryland game clownshoes yet? Two blocked field goals for TDs plus a pick six to start the festivities.
 
2017-09-02 01:45:16 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Is the TX/Maryland game clownshoes yet? Two blocked field goals for TDs plus a pick six to start the festivities.


Oh yeah, it's clownshoes.

How Texas was even sniffing the Top 25 pre-season is an insult to everyone outside the rankings. HOW were they ranked? Where did they get better? Just Head Coach?
 
2017-09-02 01:45:22 PM  
Wyoming's punter missed a punt. It was glorious.
 
2017-09-02 01:50:50 PM  
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2017-09-02 01:52:43 PM  

Mad Scientist: We're back, baby!  Fear the Dragon.  Go Blazers!
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That's how we felt in '99 when the Browns came back.  Enjoy.
 
2017-09-02 01:59:18 PM  
My game was already played. It ended well but...yeah
 
2017-09-02 01:59:59 PM  

star_topology: Unbridled Apathy: Is the TX/Maryland game clownshoes yet? Two blocked field goals for TDs plus a pick six to start the festivities.

Oh yeah, it's clownshoes.

How Texas was even sniffing the Top 25 pre-season is an insult to everyone outside the rankings. HOW were they ranked? Where did they get better? Just Head Coach?


A cornerback is responsible for both Texas TDs. That's some good clownshoes juju for sure. Been entertaining, welcome back football!
 
2017-09-02 02:37:07 PM  
Goddammit Terps! I wake up to you leading by alot agin' Texas, then I walk the dogs, and come home to watch that farking guy just bebop boogie a punt return--well, to be honest it was just a bebop--right into the endzone and now it's a 3-pt game?

$#@!*%$

/Oh, so NOW you score another TD to make it a two-score game???
//Well, alrighty then.
///Go Terps!
 
2017-09-02 02:40:04 PM  
Two guys wearing #57? Seriously, Maryland???
 
2017-09-02 02:44:35 PM  
The State Penn Pederasty Lions are pounding the holy hell out of the Zips.
 
2017-09-02 02:47:51 PM  
Just tuning in and oh my..  Maryland has some ugly helmets and uni's

I hope they are being paid a lot to wear those.  It's really harsh on the eyes.
 
2017-09-02 02:50:59 PM  
GO ISU beat UNI ..............please
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2017-09-02 02:55:09 PM  

seelorq: Two guys wearing #57? Seriously, Maryland???


Duplicate numbers are common in college football. They just can't share the field at the same time. So you'll get, say, a quarterback and a defensive back both wearing 8.
 
2017-09-02 02:58:28 PM  

BlueBox: Just tuning in and oh my..  Maryland has some ugly helmets and uni's

I hope they are being paid a lot to wear those.  It's really harsh on the eyes.


If they're not living in the dorms, it looks like the Maryland players make $11,758 / year (assuming they don't take summer classes) plus the cost of attendance stipend that all scholarship football players get.
 
2017-09-02 03:04:27 PM  

meanmutton: seelorq: Two guys wearing #57? Seriously, Maryland???

Duplicate numbers are common in college football. They just can't share the field at the same time. So you'll get, say, a quarterback and a defensive back both wearing 8.


In my life, I have never seen that penalty called. Some Maryland coordinator just got demoted.
 
2017-09-02 03:14:02 PM  

usernameguy: Wyoming's punter missed a punt. It was glorious.


Poor guy, in game 1, he sets the bar for failure this season.
 
2017-09-02 03:15:34 PM  

OkieDookie: The State Penn Pederasty Lions are pounding the holy hell out of the Zips.


This mixed with the ruling from the other day....the frats there are going to be partying extra hard this weekend.
 
2017-09-02 03:25:35 PM  
Oh, Maryland, that was a pretty sweet mini dagron on 3rd and 19.

...and a Terp TD on the next play!!!

Maryland leads Texarse 44-34
 
2017-09-02 03:31:56 PM  
Texas forced to punt  by Terps' stifling D.

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2017-09-02 03:43:30 PM  
That's it, Jim, rub those boogers all over your shirt.
 
2017-09-02 03:45:56 PM  
michigan kid may be gone
 
2017-09-02 03:47:32 PM  
Hooray for the best time of the year!

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Yesterday was the ten year anniversary of the best day of my life and it will forever maintain the #1 spot in my spank bank.

Who needs penis pills? Not me! (SFW)
 
2017-09-02 03:48:57 PM  
Well, I get home and turn the TV on and we're already paused. Yippy!
 
2017-09-02 03:50:01 PM  
Fiddyburger for the Terps
 
2017-09-02 03:51:16 PM  
Terps get the dagger on a short run for the TD. Maryland now leads Texas 51-34.

Fear the Turtle, longhorns!

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2017-09-02 03:53:37 PM  
Youngstown ties Pitt late in the 4th
 
2017-09-02 03:56:40 PM  
First Harvey, now turtles.

God really does hate Texas.
 
2017-09-02 03:59:49 PM  
Go Terps!
 
2017-09-02 04:00:15 PM  
let's all take a moment to laugh at the Texas Longhorns and the pathetic waste of existence they are on sports, society, and taxpayer dollars.
 
2017-09-02 04:04:56 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: First Harvey, now turtles.

God really does hate Texas.


It gets worse.  The uniforms in Jerry's World are so bad I thought it was the Ducks vs Boise St.
 
2017-09-02 04:05:15 PM  
Not sure how UM got away with that not being targeting.
 
2017-09-02 04:06:25 PM  
"Michigan marching, when we return to Arlington."
 
2017-09-02 04:08:36 PM  
Go Fighting Irish!
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2017-09-02 04:12:40 PM  

Leader O'Cola: let's all take a moment to laugh at the Texas Longhorns and the pathetic waste of existence they are on sports, society, and taxpayer dollars.


I'm really surprised by how bad they looked.

Herman is supposed to be the 2nd coming and all and they're not afraid to throw some money around in Austin.  Thought they would look tighter than they did.
 
2017-09-02 04:13:16 PM  
Ooooh....Michigan farks up a TD play on 4th down. So they settle for the FG.

Haha
 
2017-09-02 04:13:36 PM  
well the disney-fix  for "eeeeeeeeeeeSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECEEEeee"    is in already
 
2017-09-02 04:16:43 PM  

Leader O'Cola: well the disney-fix  for "eeeeeeeeeeeSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECEEEeee"    is in already


Makes up for the non-targeting earlier.
 
2017-09-02 04:17:26 PM  

Leader O'Cola: well the disney-fix  for "eeeeeeeeeeeSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECEEEeee"    is in already


saved the mighty  SEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCC  team 4 points on that BS
 
2017-09-02 04:25:19 PM  
Penguins/Pitt in overtime.

Also PSU/OSU in a shootout.  Portland St and Oregon St, that is
 
2017-09-02 04:25:22 PM  
What that proves it...the refs are definitely in the tank for the Gators.
 
2017-09-02 04:27:47 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Penguins/Pitt in overtime.

Also PSU/OSU in a shootout.  Portland St and Oregon St, that is


. . . and the Pens' QB throws a interception in the end zone while behind in OT. Pitt wins.
 
2017-09-02 04:28:01 PM  
bullshiat spot after Gator QB gets tripped up.  Ball is at 16.5 yard line when his knee is down.
 
2017-09-02 04:28:44 PM  
spot is off by over 5 feet.    wtf
 
2017-09-02 04:29:14 PM  

Leader O'Cola: bullshiat spot after Gator QB gets tripped up.  Ball is at 16.5 yard line when his knee is down.


State of Texas suckage starting to distort gravity, affect ball placement.
 
2017-09-02 04:30:02 PM  

Leader O'Cola: spot is off by over 5 feet.    wtf


which is about how much he got the "1st down"  by.


terrible.
terrible.
DIAF refs
 
2017-09-02 04:38:04 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Ow! That was my feelings!: First Harvey, now turtles.

God really does hate Texas.

It gets worse.  The uniforms in Jerry's World are so bad I thought it was the Ducks vs Boise St.


I can't watch that game. Both can't lose, so what's the point?
 
2017-09-02 04:40:18 PM  
CHOMP!!!
 
2017-09-02 04:47:43 PM  
Michigan v Florida is a good game so far.
 
2017-09-02 04:49:06 PM  

phimuskapsi: Michigan v Florida is a good game so far.


Second pick-6 in 30 seconds. Wow, tune in if you can.
 
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