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2017-08-30 7:30:02 PM  
5 votes:
I am so inspired by these burritos, i am seriously considering making a pizza using a chocolate pop-tart (crust), hummus (sauce) dill pickle (vegetable topping) and hot dogs (meat topping).
 
2017-08-31 1:11:28 AM  
3 votes:
I hope the next burrito attempt won't include an actual baby donkey.
 
2017-08-30 3:53:27 PM  
3 votes:
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2017-08-31 12:04:05 PM  
2 votes:

Bonzo_1116: Subby, perhaps you should start out with a beginner's burrito.  A Breakfast Burrito.

These are delicious, and extremely simple to make....as well as being flexible in content.

A good basic one would contain:
ham or bacon (just crispy streaky bacon will work well in this)
scrambled egg
A lighter white cheese that melts well (NOT BRIE)
chopped fresh tomatoes and onion (cilantro if you can get some)
And a dash of your favorite hot sauce, in a mexican style if available to you.  Caribbean hot sauces will work OK here.

Lightly brown the tortilla on a dry, flat pan...similar to what South Asian households use for toasting naans and what not.  Just warm enough to get it flexible and get a few toasting marks.

Then layer in the filling with the eggs and bacon still hot to melt the cheese just a little bit.  Wrap as seen in your earlier youtube video and stuff your face.

A great addition to these: panfried potatoes.


Thank goodness.

Can you imagine what that bastard would slap together and call pico de gallo?
 
2017-08-31 12:00:16 PM  
2 votes:

bazbt3: After all this (the thing above is quite tasty by the way) I've a question, one that anyone reading would likely dismiss as frivolous. Nope. Here goes:

Is there a person, an organisation, anywhere, that purports to be a world authority on the burrito? I have the urge to register something quite odd.


The abuelas around here would leave you in the desert for the coyotes and vultures.
 
2017-08-31 11:57:48 AM  
2 votes:

bazbt3: Don't laugh! List of ingrediments:

Tinned haricot beans, drained and fried to the edge of perfection,
Melted mature Cheddar cheese,
Chopped celery,
Lime & chilli peanuts,
Tomato ketchup,
Chilli mayo,
Garlic mayo,
Inexpertly-folded soft tortilla wraps.

No sprouts I'm afraid, I forgot to get 'em out of the freezer.


I'm too busy horking to laugh.

NO!
THAT'S NOT A BURRITO, YOU VILE, SNAGGLETOOTH TWIT!
 
2017-08-30 3:58:03 PM  
2 votes:
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2017-08-31 10:47:11 AM  
1 vote:

bazbt3: Tatertoot: I hope the next burrito attempt won't include an actual baby donkey.

Burriñata?

/not Googling it, I've been burnt before


I know burrito means "little donkey"
I bravely Googled burrinata, and it seems to be a cutesty word for a donkey shaped pinata.
 
2017-08-31 3:07:28 AM  
1 vote:
This is some bizarre performance art or a social experiment.

Regardless, there's no excuse for these 'burritos' should they exist. They are an abomination.
 
2017-08-31 2:29:51 AM  
1 vote:

bazbt3: Don't laugh! List of ingrediments:

Tinned haricot beans, drained and fried to the edge of perfection,
Melted mature Cheddar cheese,
Chopped celery,
Lime & chilli peanuts,
Tomato ketchup,
Chilli mayo,
Garlic mayo,
Inexpertly-folded soft tortilla wraps.

No sprouts I'm afraid, I forgot to get 'em out of the freezer.


WTF.... Errr....QUE?
 
2017-08-30 5:30:27 PM  
1 vote:

bazbt3: After all this (the thing above is quite tasty by the way) I've a question, one that anyone reading would likely dismiss as frivolous. Nope. Here goes:

Is there a person, an organisation, anywhere, that purports to be a world authority on the burrito? I have the urge to register something quite odd.


No, there is no organization
".I have the urge to register something quite odd."Oh, I bet you do. :)

A burrito is just Northern Mexican/ USA SW  lunch food. It is a Cornish Pasty.  It's lunch food that you can make before, travels well, it's nutritious and filling.
Mexicans at home don't really eat burritos. They will have the same ingredients (prepared differently) on a plate with tortillas on the side.
 
2017-08-30 4:38:37 PM  
1 vote:

naughtyrev: bazbt3: After all this (the thing above is quite tasty by the way) I've a question, one that anyone reading would likely dismiss as frivolous. Nope. Here goes:

Is there a person, an organisation, anywhere, that purports to be a world authority on the burrito? I have the urge to register something quite odd.

Fark's very own birdmanesq


...notably absent from the preceding threads. Wise.
 
2017-08-30 4:08:15 PM  
1 vote:

LionHound: As painful as it is to say, an Amy's vegetarian burrito, boiled and barbecued, with peanut butter and marmite spread on it is closer to an actual burrito than what could be assembled with the mess you have described.


Awesome, thanks for the suggestion. Umami FTW!
 
2017-08-30 4:06:12 PM  
1 vote:
As painful as it is to say, an Amy's vegetarian burrito, boiled and barbecued, with peanut butter and marmite spread on it is closer to an actual burrito than what could be assembled with the mess you have described.
 
2017-08-30 4:05:29 PM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: bazbt3: Don't laugh! List of ingrediments:

Tinned haricot beans, drained and fried to the edge of perfection,
Melted mature Cheddar cheese,
Chopped celery,
Lime & chilli peanuts,
Tomato ketchup,
Chilli mayo,
Garlic mayo,
Inexpertly-folded soft tortilla wraps.

No sprouts I'm afraid, I forgot to get 'em out of the freezer.

You're nearly there.  Use refried pinto beans next time.


Preparing a shopping list now; the girls like the smell. They weren't that keen on the little song of triumph on the way to the dishwasher though.
 
2017-08-30 4:00:05 PM  
1 vote:

naughtyrev: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]


I drained the sauce first. Well-anticipated though!
 
2017-08-30 3:58:59 PM  
1 vote:
Don't laugh! List of ingrediments:

Tinned haricot beans, drained and fried to the edge of perfection,
Melted mature Cheddar cheese,
Chopped celery,
Lime & chilli peanuts,
Tomato ketchup,
Chilli mayo,
Garlic mayo,
Inexpertly-folded soft tortilla wraps.

No sprouts I'm afraid, I forgot to get 'em out of the freezer.
 
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