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(Washington Post)   Rocky: "Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat." Bullwinkle: "That's an idiot"   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2017-08-28 09:21:38 PM  
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Bullwinkle, f*cking Bullwinkle...
 
2017-08-28 09:41:04 PM  
Finland,
first they fight the Russians. Then the Nazis.
Then both at the same time.
Then the Russians.

I love the Finns. They are a strange lot I grant you but I'd  have no other in a fight or in bed.
Fark with the Finns. I dare you.
There is many a  story unsaid in this post.
 
2017-08-28 10:28:05 PM  
IT'S BULLWINKLE, YOU F**KING IDIOT!!!

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2017-08-29 01:34:54 AM  
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2017-08-29 03:52:02 AM  
"We consider that a very, very important part of the world," Trump said, noting U.S. relationships with countries in the region. "And so I would consider many countries threats, but these are all threats that we'd be able to handle if we have to. Hopefully we won't have to handle them, but if we do we will handle them."

Once again he's like a kid doing a report on a book he didn't read.
 
2017-08-29 04:53:13 AM  
Many sides, many sides!
 
2017-08-29 06:37:11 AM  
Jesus farking Christ, Putin's hand is so far up Trump's ass you can practically see his fingers in the back of Trump's throat.
 
2017-08-29 06:37:18 AM  
To be fair, it's hard to say anything with a mouth full of Russian hooker piss.
 
2017-08-29 06:37:59 AM  

Glorious Golden Ass: To be fair, it's hard to say anything with a mouth full of Russian hooker piss.


Show the third lady some respect.
 
2017-08-29 06:44:18 AM  
The lady that voiced Rocky is dead.
Moose out front should have told ya.
 
2017-08-29 06:44:31 AM  
Apropos of nothing, here's a joke which was ruined in 2006:

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Vantaa River gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Finns start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris starts cracking in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi, the home of Santa Claus, freezes.
The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
All atom-based movement halts.
The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
 
2017-08-29 06:49:25 AM  

fusillade762: "We consider that a very, very important part of the world," Trump said, noting U.S. relationships with countries in the region. "And so I would consider many countries threats, but these are all threats that we'd be able to handle if we have to. Hopefully we won't have to handle them, but if we do we will handle them."

Once again he's like a kid doing a report on a book he didn't read.


Did he just declare Sweden, Norway and Estonia threats?
 
2017-08-29 06:51:02 AM  
Russia could attack at any time.  Ve must deal vis it.
 
2017-08-29 06:51:48 AM  
This headline never had a chance. And rightly so.
 
2017-08-29 06:52:49 AM  

blender61: Finland,
first they fight the Russians. Then the Nazis.
Then both at the same time.
Then the Russians.

I love the Finns. They are a strange lot I grant you but I'd  have no other in a fight or in bed.
Fark with the Finns. I dare you.
There is many a  story unsaid in this post.


Uhhh, from what i remember about history, the Finns accepted help from the Nazis, not fight them. They took the only allies they could get vs the Russians.
 
2017-08-29 06:58:33 AM  
I see you shiver with antici-
 
2017-08-29 07:06:44 AM  

Smoking GNU: blender61: Finland,
first they fight the Russians. Then the Nazis.
Then both at the same time.
Then the Russians.

I love the Finns. They are a strange lot I grant you but I'd  have no other in a fight or in bed.
Fark with the Finns. I dare you.
There is many a  story unsaid in this post.

Uhhh, from what i remember about history, the Finns accepted help from the Nazis, not fight them. They took the only allies they could get vs the Russians.


You need to read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapland_War
 
2017-08-29 07:06:56 AM  

Smoking GNU: Uhhh, from what i remember about history, the Finns accepted help from the Nazis, not fight them. They took the only allies they could get vs the Russians.


Actually, they did both. Towards the end of the war, they switched sides, and kicked the Germans out (into Norway) while simultaneously demobilizing their army, per their armistice with the Soviets. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapland_War

Strange episode.
 
2017-08-29 07:09:53 AM  
What that guy up above me said.
 
2017-08-29 07:12:57 AM  

zakke: Smoking GNU: blender61: Finland,
first they fight the Russians. Then the Nazis.
Then both at the same time.
Then the Russians.

I love the Finns. They are a strange lot I grant you but I'd  have no other in a fight or in bed.
Fark with the Finns. I dare you.
There is many a  story unsaid in this post.

Uhhh, from what i remember about history, the Finns accepted help from the Nazis, not fight them. They took the only allies they could get vs the Russians.

You need to read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapland_War


Huh. So i learned something new today. Thanks!
 
2017-08-29 07:14:28 AM  

I Ate Shergar: Apropos of nothing, here's a joke which was ruined in 2006:

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Vantaa River gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Finns start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris starts cracking in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi, the home of Santa Claus, freezes.
The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
All atom-based movement halts.
The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.


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This is now a Finland thread.
 
2017-08-29 07:22:30 AM  

blender61: Finland,
first they fight the Russians. Then the Nazis.
Then both at the same time.
Then the Russians.

I love the Finns. They are a strange lot I grant you but I'd  have no other in a fight or in bed.
Fark with the Finns. I dare you.
There is many a  story unsaid in this post.


I knew a Finnish girl in HS I would have loved to fark with...
 
2017-08-29 07:28:57 AM  

pheed: blender61: Finland,
first they fight the Russians. Then the Nazis.
Then both at the same time.
Then the Russians.

I love the Finns. They are a strange lot I grant you but I'd  have no other in a fight or in bed.
Fark with the Finns. I dare you.
There is many a  story unsaid in this post.

I knew a Finnish girl in HS I would have loved to fark with...


And it would probably have been the last thing you ever did.
 
2017-08-29 07:31:49 AM  
-pation
 
2017-08-29 07:32:51 AM  

Smoking GNU: pheed: blender61: Finland,
first they fight the Russians. Then the Nazis.
Then both at the same time.
Then the Russians.

I love the Finns. They are a strange lot I grant you but I'd  have no other in a fight or in bed.
Fark with the Finns. I dare you.
There is many a  story unsaid in this post.

I knew a Finnish girl in HS I would have loved to fark with...

And it would probably have been the last thing you ever did.


"Worth it!"
 
2017-08-29 07:33:02 AM  

Parthenogenetic:
[i.imgur.com image 850x1215]

This is now a Finland thread.


I just love that comic strip, and being American of Norwegian descent, I find myself resembling Norway fairly often!
 
2017-08-29 07:39:34 AM  
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2017-08-29 07:43:38 AM  
"Idiot"... "Psychotic traitor"... such a fine line.
 
2017-08-29 07:44:31 AM  
"the cleanest air ever"

Gibbering combover halfwit cannot ever resist a superlative
 
2017-08-29 07:51:26 AM  
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2017-08-29 08:03:23 AM  
Hardcore TV - Raging Bullwinkle
Youtube ATq00wMe2Lw
 
2017-08-29 08:13:18 AM  
If you want to read about the guy that any and every badass is measured against (laughably) look up Simo Häyhä aka "The White Death"

He is a Finnish Hero and exemplifies a great deal of their nature.
 
2017-08-29 08:16:52 AM  
Oh. Time to get a new hat.
 
2017-08-29 08:54:00 AM  
Hardcore TV - Raging Bullwinkle
Youtube ATq00wMe2Lw
 
2017-08-29 09:20:02 AM  
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2017-08-29 09:35:59 AM  
"crystal clean"

He really has the best words.
 
2017-08-29 09:39:37 AM  
There are security threats on all sides. There are some good bots from Russia. They follow my beautiful Twitter feed. I know it, and you know it.
 
2017-08-29 09:46:58 AM  

Parthenogenetic: I Ate Shergar: Apropos of nothing, here's a joke which was ruined in 2006:

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Vantaa River gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Finns start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris starts cracking in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi, the home of Santa Claus, freezes.
The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
All atom-based movement halts.
The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1215]

This is now a Finland thread.


I mean,  not to be technical,  but the lion in the coat of arms are all dead.  So only the Finnish illustration is all correct.

/ tongue sticking out indicates dead
 
2017-08-29 10:13:26 AM  

ChimpMitten: Did he just declare Sweden, Norway and Estonia threats?


No. He thinks Finland is near France.
 
2017-08-29 12:46:36 PM  
"We want crystal clean water and we want clean air, the cleanest ever."

... of ALL TIME!!!!
 
2017-08-29 02:10:51 PM  
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2017-08-29 08:47:12 PM  

zakke: Smoking GNU: blender61: Finland,
first they fight the Russians. Then the Nazis.
Then both at the same time.
Then the Russians.

I love the Finns. They are a strange lot I grant you but I'd  have no other in a fight or in bed.
Fark with the Finns. I dare you.
There is many a  story unsaid in this post.

Uhhh, from what i remember about history, the Finns accepted help from the Nazis, not fight them. They took the only allies they could get vs the Russians.

You need to read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapland_War


yes this is true.
The Finns did accept Nazi help early on.
They also called take backs and there are more than a few Nazis buried in Finland.

Also, during that time the people in the countryside had their own ideas. And, it didn't include no Nazis. Sometimes.
It's complicated. It was also very pragmatic. (the enemy of my enemy is my friend)
They were between the hammer and the anvil and did the best they could.
I'll give them that,  and that is more than I can say for Sweden.
 
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