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(SanDiego UnionTribune)   Rep. Duncan Hunter: "[Trump's] an asshole, but he's our asshole"   ( sandiegouniontribune.com) divider line
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2017-08-28 01:40:35 PM  
No, he's EVERYONE's asshole.
 
2017-08-28 01:46:51 PM  
Party before country indeed.
 
2017-08-28 01:47:30 PM  
the president of our United States is supposed to be incredibly respected

Welcome to Trump's America.
 
2017-08-28 01:47:53 PM  
Farking Alpine.  Hey Duncan, there's hidden treasure right underneath the Coronado bridge.  Dive in and check it out!
 
2017-08-28 01:49:42 PM  
He's not an asshole, he's a hand grenade. It doesn't matter who's name is on the bill of sale - when it goes off, you don't want to be around.

But, you know, go ahead and give that grenade a big hug. I'll be over here behind this rock.
 
2017-08-28 01:52:09 PM  
Sounds like they got that from his mumbling around a dick
 
2017-08-28 01:53:30 PM  
 
2017-08-28 02:05:18 PM  
He may be an a-hole, but you Rep. Hunter are a dingle berry on that a-hole.
 
2017-08-28 02:19:18 PM  
You just keep reminding yourself that.  So when the shiat goes down, we can all look at you and say "ah huh".
 
2017-08-28 02:21:37 PM  
sorry, my asshole doesn't talk, doesn't pardon racists and doesn't pee on Russian whores
 
2017-08-28 02:50:07 PM  
"Duncan Hunter" sounds like a pr0n website where you watch middle-aged women bake cakes.
 
2017-08-28 03:00:59 PM  
Meh, they're both assholes.
 
2017-08-28 03:01:24 PM  
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2017-08-28 03:01:53 PM  
I hope Mueller finds what Trump has on this guy.
 
2017-08-28 03:03:24 PM  
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So he's the O'Bannion of the GOP.
 
2017-08-28 03:04:38 PM  
And that, right there, is why republicans are the single greatest threat to our nation's security, stability and long term viability. They are a political party legally empowered with the awesome responsibility to guide the nation in dangerous waters and have made it clear, in no uncertain terms and on multiple occasions, that they will stubbornly pilot it into a rocky shoal on purpose because it is preferable to them that the entire thing capsizes and drowns everyone than they ever admit that any part of their party was ever wrong about anything.
 
2017-08-28 03:05:53 PM  
"Tami Sims, who was also in attendance, said Hunter's assessment of the president was shocking because it portrayed a man in a venerated office as devoid of character."

Has this person been asleep since the 80's?
 
2017-08-28 03:08:02 PM  
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2017-08-28 03:08:40 PM  
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speaking of Trump as an asshole......Steve Benson draws for the Arizona Republic, which is basically the state's one paper.  This was impressive in black and white yesterday, and moreso in color. It pushes the limits on taste but....desperate tiems call for desperate measures, no?
 
2017-08-28 03:09:23 PM  
get in the damn tent!
~ D Hunter

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2017-08-28 03:10:11 PM  
That's about as succinct an accurate explanation can be of how he still has so many political supporters. A prick, but totally OK as he possibly helps them accomplish their goals.

Tribalism at its finest.
 
2017-08-28 03:10:26 PM  
Well...

Wipe your asshole, then.
 
2017-08-28 03:12:58 PM  
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2017-08-28 03:13:51 PM  
I've been toying with the idea of moving to SD. One of the main requirements is not to live in the 50th District so this dipshiat won't represent me.

/and central air
 
2017-08-28 03:14:52 PM  
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2017-08-28 03:18:02 PM  

gopher321: No, he's EVERYONE's asshole.


My asshole doesn't shiat on myself.

// not since I was like 4 years old or so, anyway.
 
2017-08-28 03:20:36 PM  

neglogon: sorry, my asshole doesn't talk, doesn't pardon racists and doesn't pee on Russian whores


That is a completely unsubstantiated, and likely untrue accusation.

Now, I am not denying the possibility that Trump had Russian whores pee on a bed previously slept in by President Obama, because Trump has actual Obama Derangement Syndrome, but I don't believe he himself peed on the whores.  Mostly because I don't believe his equipment is sufficient to allow such an act.

/So small is his dinkle
//he sits to take a tinkle.
 
2017-08-28 03:21:08 PM  

Realms of the Colon: That's about as succinct an accurate explanation can be of how he still has so many political supporters. A prick, but totally OK as he possibly helps them accomplish their goals.

Tribalism at its finest.


He doesn't even do that much. Even when Trump and key leaders are on the same page the best they can get out of him is a few tweets of support because he's too lazy to actually work on legislative goals.

More often than not, though, his tweets and wild press appearances throw one stumbling block after another in front of his own damn party. I'll be surprised if the one this afternoon manages to take questions AND not spiral into a wild series of attacks on McCain, Flake and Ryan over the Arpaio pardon.

And they STILL won't take any solid stance against him just because he put an R after his name.

Give him credit for one thing, he recognized and capitalized on the fact that republicans are so morally bankrupt and intellectually dishonest that aligning with them was basically a free pass to go totally apeshiat and still have them licking at his boots.
 
2017-08-28 03:26:20 PM  
Nope. shiat doesn't smell sweeter just because you keep it around longer. Time to cut that turd loose.
 
2017-08-28 03:31:29 PM  
a stoma sounds like a good option
 
2017-08-28 03:32:51 PM  
Well, points for honesty, I guess. If nothing else.
 
2017-08-28 03:37:07 PM  
Maybe he's gonna get up there to apologize for being an unfit president and is stepping down effective immediately.
 
2017-08-28 03:52:30 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Nope. shiat doesn't smell sweeter just because you keep it around longer. Time to cut that turd loose.


The problem is, if you're troubled by a huge turd, you need a huge douchebag to flush it out.
 
2017-08-28 03:59:37 PM  
Wow...  context is super important here.

 Just because not everybody is old enough to remember this, a version of that phrase was originally deployed in defense of a murderous dictator we had installed in a soverign nation that was getting a little too Socialist for our business interests.
 
2017-08-28 03:59:56 PM  
Fine, then put him up in the room in the attic and he gets to come down for Sunday dinner if he behaves.
 
2017-08-28 04:00:58 PM  

Tentaclefriendly: Wow...  context is super important here.

 Just because not everybody is old enough to remember this, a version of that phrase was originally deployed in defense of a murderous dictator we had installed in a soverign nation that was getting a little too Socialist for our business interests.


That really doesn't narrow the field down even a smidge.
 
2017-08-28 04:01:50 PM  

2wolves: Tentaclefriendly: Wow...  context is super important here.

 Just because not everybody is old enough to remember this, a version of that phrase was originally deployed in defense of a murderous dictator we had installed in a soverign nation that was getting a little too Socialist for our business interests.

That really doesn't narrow the field down even a smidge.


Nicaragua's Somazoa, said by FDR.
 
2017-08-28 04:24:08 PM  
Then you will share his punishment.
 
2017-08-28 05:38:09 PM  
Dear Republicans, you have a leaky, hyperanuated asshole.

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2017-08-28 06:12:36 PM  
What do you mean, "OUR asshole", kimosabe?  Maybe yours, but speaking for myself, I keep mine clean, covered, and try to avoid letting it talk in public.
 
2017-08-28 06:17:33 PM  
Hey Republicans, your asshole stinks.
 
2017-08-28 06:25:12 PM  
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2017-08-28 06:33:08 PM  
Any Republican who thinks Donald Trump has any loyalty to the party, or its principles (such as they are), or any person other than himself, is deluded.

Trump isn't their asshole.  They are all his assholes.
 
2017-08-28 06:34:32 PM  

mercator_psi: I've been toying with the idea of moving to SD. One of the main requirements is not to live in the 50th District so this dipshiat won't represent me.

/and central air


Move west of the 5 and both Hunter and AC will be irrelecant to you. (sadly, Issa will be in play in north county coastal)
 
2017-08-28 06:35:25 PM  

Bonzo_1116: mercator_psi: I've been toying with the idea of moving to SD. One of the main requirements is not to live in the 50th District so this dipshiat won't represent me.

/and central air

Move west of the 5 and both Hunter and AC will be irrelecant to you. (sadly, Issa will be in play in north county coastal)



LOL.

This needs to be a word, but I'm not sure what it ought to mean.
 
2017-08-28 06:44:22 PM  

Bonzo_1116: mercator_psi: I've been toying with the idea of moving to SD. One of the main requirements is not to live in the 50th District so this dipshiat won't represent me.

/and central air

Move west of the 5 and both Hunter and AC will be irrelecant to you. (sadly, Issa will be in play in north county coastal)


Issa barely won last year, so I suspect his time in Congress is going to come to an end pretty soon.
 
2017-08-28 07:25:40 PM  
No. No he's not. He's in it for himself. He will throw whomever under the bus. He's already thrown his namesake, Don Jr., to the wolves.

Whatever you trade in bargain to him at this point will forever outweigh your gains. You are less than a useless idiot if you think otherwise--like Trump himself with the button, you're malignantly stupid.
 
2017-08-28 09:21:01 PM  
Well let's see.
If you actually regard the leader of your party as an asshole, what does that make you?
The sad thing is not only that his base is proud of that, but also that he actually sounds sort of grudgingly admiring about it. Like; maybe I haven't been a huge enough asshole to be more successful in my political career.

//But when Hilary used the mild term "deplorable", they all collapsed on their fainting couches in unison.
 
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