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(LawNewz)   Crackpot attorney announces civil lawsuit to take down CNN for having the audacity to report on the President's words and actions   ( lawnewz.com) divider line
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2017-08-26 10:51:01 AM  
Going by the video thumbnail, she looks like a paragon of sanity and reason. I'm sure this will work out exactly the way the voices in her head said it would.

/all aboard the crazy train
 
2017-08-26 10:55:01 AM  
I got a real strong whiff of nucking futs just looking at her picture

/This gone be good
 
2017-08-26 10:56:31 AM  
The technical term used by psychologists is "Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs".
 
2017-08-26 10:56:53 AM  
There's that damned First Amendment. Is there another Amendment these racist, uneducated, rural people support other than the Second Amendment?
 
2017-08-26 11:00:05 AM  
I'm gonna file a suit over her vertical video.
 
2017-08-26 11:00:27 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The technical term used by psychologists is "Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs".


I think the DSM-5 calls it "nuttier than a payday bar"
 
2017-08-26 11:01:37 AM  
FTA - Joni Turner had her license suspended in 2003, and again in 2006.
 
2017-08-26 11:04:03 AM  

kanesays: FTA - Joni Turner had her license suspended in 2003, and again in 2006.


Yeah... Imagine my surprise

/Probably 2017, too
//soon
 
2017-08-26 11:11:58 AM  
Kathy Griffin.....That was a CNN independent contractor that they keep on their payroll

INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS DON'T WORK THAT WAY
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2017-08-26 11:14:27 AM  
this is funnier than a tank full of drunken horny seamonkeys
 
2017-08-26 11:15:28 AM  
As entertaining as it is, maybe we all should stop making stupid people famous.
 
2017-08-26 11:16:58 AM  
Maybe class action members should have to pay the legal fees of the defendant and opposing counsel when a lawsuit is deemed frivolous and without merit.
 
2017-08-26 11:20:53 AM  

Mad Scientist: As entertaining as it is, maybe we all should stop making stupid people famous.


And please, for the love of God, STOP ELECTING THEM
 
2017-08-26 11:23:01 AM  
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2017-08-26 11:32:31 AM  
Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?
 
2017-08-26 11:34:08 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?


Oh wow, I completely forgot about her. She was nuttier than a pallet of Mr Goodbars.
 
2017-08-26 11:37:11 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?


That's who I expected.
 
2017-08-26 11:39:52 AM  
LawNewz.com confirmed she is an attorney in the State of Ohio with an active bar license. According to records, Turner had her license suspended in 2003, and again in 2006.

Looks like she's going for the Full Monty of a License Revocation and possibly even her JD in 2018
 
2017-08-26 11:40:24 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?


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2017-08-26 12:01:58 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?


Taitz could unite with this one and Jeanine Pirro and form a Law Talking Voltron of Derp.
 
2017-08-26 12:08:16 PM  

gilgigamesh: AdmirableSnackbar: Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?

Taitz could unite with this one and Jeanine Pirro and form a Law Talking Voltron of Derp.


So, when they go to form Blazing Sword™, is it just a breadstick or something?
 
2017-08-26 12:24:42 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?


Glad I wasn't the only one to remember that nutball.  XD
 
2017-08-26 12:37:01 PM  
Yup. She looks about exactly as I expected.
 
2017-08-26 12:54:03 PM  

pxlboy: gilgigamesh: AdmirableSnackbar: Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?

Taitz could unite with this one and Jeanine Pirro and form a Law Talking Voltron of Derp.

So, when they go to form Blazing Sword™, is it just a breadstick or something?


The statement is we found a breadstick, not is this your breadstick.
 
2017-08-26 12:54:21 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The technical term used by psychologists is "Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs".


My ex worked in an outpatient psych facility. People on this board probably think you're joking. I know better.
 
2017-08-26 01:12:53 PM  
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2017-08-26 01:14:07 PM  
Well, when your God Emperor tells you the free press is the enemy of the American people, you believe your God Emperor. Else what's a heaven for?
 
2017-08-26 01:14:08 PM  
What a sad crazy individual.
 
2017-08-26 01:15:04 PM  

pxlboy: gilgigamesh: AdmirableSnackbar: Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?

Taitz could unite with this one and Jeanine Pirro and form a Law Talking Voltron of Derp.

So, when they go to form Blazing Sword™, is it just a breadstick or something?


No, a fountain of lighter fluid.
 
2017-08-26 01:16:12 PM  
Where would Republicans be without their nuisance lawsuits?
 
2017-08-26 01:19:04 PM  
Her opening statement will be walking to the bench and smugly opening a jar she farted in on Election Night, then screaming "CASE TIDMARSHED!" before walking out to "You're the best around"
 
2017-08-26 01:19:10 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?


I saw the blonde hair in the video and I immediately thought it was here.

Sadly, thought, it's a completely different looney with a garbage JD
 
2017-08-26 01:20:14 PM  

nekom: Marcus Aurelius: The technical term used by psychologists is "Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs".

I think the DSM-5 calls it "nuttier than a payday bar"


Nuttier than squirrel poop
 
2017-08-26 01:20:15 PM  
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And her receivers are The Fridge, Slow Walkin' Walter and Butterfingers McGee....
 
2017-08-26 01:22:35 PM  
Do not make God Emperor Trump upset!
 
2017-08-26 01:25:04 PM  
How did she get a law degree?
 
2017-08-26 01:25:20 PM  

BizarreMan: AdmirableSnackbar: Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?

That's who I expected.


Same here. Now I can't stop imagining them speed dating.
 
2017-08-26 01:26:25 PM  
I joined the class action. I don't think they're going to like my contact details though.
 
2017-08-26 01:26:33 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?


I suspect this "lawyer's" actions will end in the same way that Oily Taintz did.
 
2017-08-26 01:27:14 PM  

Gergesa: How did she get a law degree?


I have to admit, I ask myself that question about a lot of lawyers I meet.
 
2017-08-26 01:28:27 PM  

rcain: LawNewz.com confirmed she is an attorney in the State of Ohio with an active bar license. According to records, Turner had her license suspended in 2003, and again in 2006.

Looks like she's going for the Full Monty of a License Revocation and possibly even her JD in 2018


What I can't figure out is how somebody like this stays employed in a firm and/or makes any money,  She can't be representing any decent clients, only nutjobs like herself, and they are usually poor losers.
 
2017-08-26 01:32:12 PM  
Didn't Fox news fight, and possibly die, for your right to make up any old shiat about the president and call it real, actual, true, factual news?
 
2017-08-26 01:32:46 PM  
Not that long ago i was leading a group of folks who were all worried the psychiatrist was going to hold them for a few weeks. So to settle em I mentioned the longest a patient had stayed was 28 days, and none of them were like that gentleman because he had a medical condition they didn't, known as BSC. I then waited a beat and noted that was a technical expression that meant "bat shiat crazy." They all laughed, relaxed somewhat.

If this loony tune had been there I would have had to amend it to "well, 28 days is our longest one yet anyway."
 
2017-08-26 01:33:14 PM  

lostcat: I joined the class action. I don't think they're going to like my contact details though.


Ronald Fwump, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...
 
2017-08-26 01:33:17 PM  
This is the kind of example I use for when I'm trying to help someone with a bar exam.

"Pfffffffft! Look at this. Just look. THEY passed. What are you supposed to be worried about?!"
 
2017-08-26 01:34:07 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: Didn't Fox news fight, and possibly die, for your right to make up any old shiat about the president and call it real, actual, true, factual news?


Actually, I think they fought to get away from culpability by being declared 'entertainment'...
 
2017-08-26 01:34:38 PM  
Look at that!  My new name is:

I'm a crazy Biatch
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"Dear I'm a Crazy Biatch, thank you for supporting our cause!"
 
2017-08-26 01:35:46 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: Didn't Fox news fight, and possibly die, for your right to make up any old shiat about the president and call it real, actual, true, factual news?


So Fox News is a Jesus?

Jesus.
 
2017-08-26 01:38:08 PM  
Turner, huh? I wonder if she keeps a diary?
 
2017-08-26 01:38:12 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Anyone else surprised it wasn't Orly Taitz?


I admit I am surprised.

I assumed this lawsuit would have originated from the Justice Department.
 
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