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2017-08-26 10:50:04 AM  
The more he biatches, the more he doesn't do anything else.
The more he biatches, the more he slides down his little biatch hole.

Win/Win
 
2017-08-26 10:52:16 AM  
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2017-08-26 11:00:00 AM  
He's a Whine Supremacist.
 
2017-08-26 11:06:53 AM  
I do whine because I want to win and I'm not happy about not winning and I am a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win. - Donald Trump  August 11, 2015
 
2017-08-26 11:10:14 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: He's a Whine Supremacist.


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2017-08-26 11:16:26 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: He's a Whine Supremacist.


Oh, I am *so* stealing that one.

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2017-08-26 11:21:43 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: He's a Whine Supremacist.


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Hell. Yes.
 
2017-08-26 11:45:48 AM  
You libs have no sense of history.

Most people don't know this, but Lincoln spent most of his days kvetching about the Confederacy.
 
2017-08-26 11:50:55 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: He's a Whine Supremacist.


I am so in love with this description of the president, I want to take it out for a fancy three course dinner, bring it back to my place for a night of sensual love making, and cook it breakfast the morning after.
 
2017-08-26 12:10:52 PM  
Attempted division by zero detected.
 
2017-08-26 12:27:12 PM  
Jesus, it's not only Trump, it's like everyone who voted for him are the biggest whiners and losers around.  Oh, you lost your shiat job at the shiat processing plant because your job can now be done with a farking API call that I can code myself?  Oh, you have 43 family members strung out on meth and you oppose marijuana legalization.  Oh, you think minorities are criminals and you have how many cousins in the state penitentiary?  Oh, you think lower taxes will get rich people to be your economic saviors and you've been doing this since the same assholes were literally slave owners and you looked up to them back then too because you admire power because you're just a bunch of farking toddlers that never grew up and never accepted the responsibilities of adulthood or citizenship.

They are fossils.
 
2017-08-26 01:16:18 PM  
We don't have a president, we have an anthropomorphized comments section of a Facebook post from your prom date's fourth spouse complaining the doctor at the ER was "some kinda heebie jeebie dot-head" and why was a co-pay charged when using a Medicaid card?
 
2017-08-26 01:30:02 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Jesus, it's not only Trump, it's like everyone who voted for him are the biggest whiners and losers around.  Oh, you lost your shiat job at the shiat processing plant because your job can now be done with a farking API call that I can code myself?  Oh, you have 43 family members strung out on meth and you oppose marijuana legalization.  Oh, you think minorities are criminals and you have how many cousins in the state penitentiary?  Oh, you think lower taxes will get rich people to be your economic saviors and you've been doing this since the same assholes were literally slave owners and you looked up to them back then too because you admire power because you're just a bunch of farking toddlers that never grew up and never accepted the responsibilities of adulthood or citizenship.

They are fossils.


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2017-08-26 01:39:44 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Jesus, it's not only Trump, it's like everyone who voted for him are the biggest whiners and losers around.  Oh, you lost your shiat job at the shiat processing plant because your job can now be done with a farking API call that I can code myself?  Oh, you have 43 family members strung out on meth and you oppose marijuana legalization.  Oh, you think minorities are criminals and you have how many cousins in the state penitentiary?  Oh, you think lower taxes will get rich people to be your economic saviors and you've been doing this since the same assholes were literally slave owners and you looked up to them back then too because you admire power because you're just a bunch of farking toddlers that never grew up and never accepted the responsibilities of adulthood or citizenship.

They are fossils.


Sounds like they need to dragged kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

/then, once the shock starts to wear off, into the 21st century
 
2017-08-26 01:40:34 PM  

Serious Black: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: He's a Whine Supremacist.

I am so in love with this description of the president, I want to take it out for a fancy three course dinner, bring it back to my place for a night of sensual love making, and cook it breakfast the morning after.


Please don't get it pregnant.
 
2017-08-26 01:42:05 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Jesus, it's not only Trump, it's like everyone who voted for him are the biggest whiners and losers around.  Oh, you lost your shiat job at the shiat processing plant because your job can now be done with a farking API call that I can code myself?  Oh, you have 43 family members strung out on meth and you oppose marijuana legalization.  Oh, you think minorities are criminals and you have how many cousins in the state penitentiary?  Oh, you think lower taxes will get rich people to be your economic saviors and you've been doing this since the same assholes were literally slave owners and you looked up to them back then too because you admire power because you're just a bunch of farking toddlers that never grew up and never accepted the responsibilities of adulthood or citizenship.

They are fossils.


But we need to reach out to them because reasons and such.
 
2017-08-26 01:43:37 PM  
Donald Trump biatches about everything and spends more time complaining than presidenting

Sounds remarkably like his opposition.
 
2017-08-26 01:43:38 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: He's a Whine Supremacist.


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2017-08-26 01:46:11 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: You libs have no sense of history.

Most people don't know this, but Lincoln spent most of his days kvetching about the Confederacy.


We should tear down the Lincoln Memorial then
 
2017-08-26 01:46:52 PM  
Yeah that's his management style.  And also this is why the spoiled children of ultra rich white trash should never be allowed to run anything.
 
2017-08-26 01:47:48 PM  
If future historians don't call his biography "A Cuckwork Orange", I'm giving on humanity.
 
2017-08-26 01:48:22 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: If future historians don't call his biography "A Cuckwork Orange", I'm giving up on humanity.


There. Fixed for me.
 
2017-08-26 01:48:31 PM  
I feel a poem coming on...
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Anyone who has no complaint

is a saint

.

That being said

The Donald has dozens a day coming out of his head

.

"I can't get legislation passed and the press is mean

Everyone gets upset when I say something morally obscene"

.

You'd think a billionaire with a model for a wife

wouldn't have to complain about his life

.

Burma Shave

 
2017-08-26 01:49:55 PM  
And I can't get over the fact that his biggest supporters are the same people who biatched about what a pathetic pussy Obama was.
 
2017-08-26 01:53:27 PM  
Lately I've been getting the feeling that he's TRYING to get impeached, just so he can build his media empire (before Bannon can expand his and 'steal' all of Dumptruck's potential audience) and use it to spend the rest of his days collecting money from people who revel in hearing him whine about how 'unfairly' he's been treated.

But then I remind myself that would require him to actually have a semi-coherent plan, which seems somewhat unlikely.
 
2017-08-26 01:53:30 PM  

Flappyhead: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Jesus, it's not only Trump, it's like everyone who voted for him are the biggest whiners and losers around.  Oh, you lost your shiat job at the shiat processing plant because your job can now be done with a farking API call that I can code myself?  Oh, you have 43 family members strung out on meth and you oppose marijuana legalization.  Oh, you think minorities are criminals and you have how many cousins in the state penitentiary?  Oh, you think lower taxes will get rich people to be your economic saviors and you've been doing this since the same assholes were literally slave owners and you looked up to them back then too because you admire power because you're just a bunch of farking toddlers that never grew up and never accepted the responsibilities of adulthood or citizenship.

They are fossils.

But we need to reach out to them because reasons and such.


The circle of rhetoric will continue until moral improves.

I do enjoy how it went from "man loses shiatty job to violent racist". Really shows betterment of society you seem to be advocating for.
 
2017-08-26 01:57:19 PM  

jjorsett: Sounds remarkably like his opposition.


Dijon mustard on hamburger
Binder clips
Tan suit
 
2017-08-26 01:57:35 PM  
 the pardon is an expression of Trump's governing style in distilled form.
Lacking the vision, tenacity, commitment and acumen to govern and shape policy, Trump contents himself with acts of undoing, gestures of teardown that require no more effort than a tweet or a signature.
Having lied that he had a "beautiful," "terrific" and "unbelievable" health insurance plan to replace Obamacare; having lied that he had a detailed tax reform plan; having lied that he had a detailed plan to replace our crumbling infrastructure; having lied that Mexico would foot the bill for his "beautiful" wall, Trump works to keep his base in check with cheap yet profoundly damaging acts of undoing.
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We have sadly grown familiar with the undoings of our unpresident. In his most recent tweets and "off-script" speeches, Trump has only raised the volume of his relentless attacks on the free press, the mainstay of democratic self-governance, and has chosen to undo the pretense that president should work to unite a badly divided nation. And in his (un)signings, this unpresident has undone the Paris climate accord, has undone the participation of transgender people in the military, and now has undone the conviction of a renegade sheriff.

(Guardian)
 
2017-08-26 01:59:56 PM  

Flappyhead: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Jesus, it's not only Trump, it's like everyone who voted for him are the biggest whiners and losers around.  Oh, you lost your shiat job at the shiat processing plant because your job can now be done with a farking API call that I can code myself?  Oh, you have 43 family members strung out on meth and you oppose marijuana legalization.  Oh, you think minorities are criminals and you have how many cousins in the state penitentiary?  Oh, you think lower taxes will get rich people to be your economic saviors and you've been doing this since the same assholes were literally slave owners and you looked up to them back then too because you admire power because you're just a bunch of farking toddlers that never grew up and never accepted the responsibilities of adulthood or citizenship.

They are fossils.

But we need to reach out to them because reasons and such.


I mean, this is the elephant in the room of American politics.  A vast section of the American public is going to have their jobs completely eliminated by technology.  Hell, I'm a white collar worker, and I'd say the job I currently have is going to be done by scripts and algorithms in 10 years, at the latest.  But saying the truth of this, saying "Your job is gone forever and you just have to figure out something else to do or go somewhere else to life" is absolute political suicide.  So its' a problem that we simply cannot deal with in any constructive way at this point.  And a conman like Trump makes bullshiat empty promises of bringing back thousands of job mining coal or building beautiful new buggy whip plants that are absolutely impossible, but desperate people go for it, because what else are they going to do?

And the Democratic Party gets blamed for not "reaching out" to these people, but what do you say to them that's not total bullshiat as well?  You can't tell them the truth, thati'ts not illegal immigrants or "political correctness" that's taking their jobs.  It's capitalism itself.
 
2017-08-26 02:03:02 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: You libs have no sense of history.

Most people don't know this, but Lincoln spent most of his days kvetching about the Confederacy.


People tell me. That's right, peope say. Lincoln was a beautiful whiner. The. Best. (Butthole f
 
2017-08-26 02:03:48 PM  
He followed one of the most admired presidents in recent memory, swallowed all the kool-aid about how everything Obama did was universally hated and reviled and only passed because that evil Kenyan Usurper forced it down everyone's throats; and Trump figured that a) the admiration was attached to the office, not the man, and b) the power was attached to the man, not the office.

He was dead wrong on both counts, and still hasn't figured it out.
 
2017-08-26 02:04:23 PM  
inger) Beautiful. And people say all the time, they tell me, they say "Donald, you are just like Lincoln!" That's what they say. Bigly.
 
2017-08-26 02:09:08 PM  
King Henry the II of England had advisors who were yes-men who told him what he wanted to hear, not what he needed to know.
One of the byproducts of this was the murder of his best friend, Thomas Becket.
 
2017-08-26 02:09:25 PM  

jake_lex: Flappyhead: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Jesus, it's not only Trump, it's like everyone who voted for him are the biggest whiners and losers around.  Oh, you lost your shiat job at the shiat processing plant because your job can now be done with a farking API call that I can code myself?  Oh, you have 43 family members strung out on meth and you oppose marijuana legalization.  Oh, you think minorities are criminals and you have how many cousins in the state penitentiary?  Oh, you think lower taxes will get rich people to be your economic saviors and you've been doing this since the same assholes were literally slave owners and you looked up to them back then too because you admire power because you're just a bunch of farking toddlers that never grew up and never accepted the responsibilities of adulthood or citizenship.

They are fossils.

But we need to reach out to them because reasons and such.

I mean, this is the elephant in the room of American politics.  A vast section of the American public is going to have their jobs completely eliminated by technology.  Hell, I'm a white collar worker, and I'd say the job I currently have is going to be done by scripts and algorithms in 10 years, at the latest.  But saying the truth of this, saying "Your job is gone forever and you just have to figure out something else to do or go somewhere else to life" is absolute political suicide.  So its' a problem that we simply cannot deal with in any constructive way at this point.  And a conman like Trump makes bullshiat empty promises of bringing back thousands of job mining coal or building beautiful new buggy whip plants that are absolutely impossible, but desperate people go for it, because what else are they going to do?

And the Democratic Party gets blamed for not "reaching out" to these people, but what do you say to them that's not total bullshiat as well?  You can't tell them the truth, thati'ts not illegal immigrants or "political correctness" that's taking their jobs. ...


What's worse is that kicking the automation and job loss can down the road is just going to make it worse. Once that bill comes due, they're gonna cover their eyes and ears while pretending it isn't real and it's going to be ugly.

We could talk about things like UBI and socialized medicine in a society where most jobs are done by computers and machines, but it's scary and threatening to people, so it goes unaddressed.

It threatens peoples' sense of purpose, their pride, and their livelihoods. And because this is America, we're not going address it until it's too late to do anything.
 
2017-08-26 02:11:01 PM  

Jake Havechek: jjorsett: Sounds remarkably like his opposition.

Dijon mustard on hamburger
Binder clips
Tan suit


Death Panels
War on Christmas
"You lie!"
 
2017-08-26 02:13:11 PM  
He whinges when his mouth is moving.

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2017-08-26 02:13:48 PM  

pxlboy: jake_lex: Flappyhead: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Jesus, it's not only Trump, it's like everyone who voted for him are the biggest whiners and losers around.  Oh, you lost your shiat job at the shiat processing plant because your job can now be done with a farking API call that I can code myself?  Oh, you have 43 family members strung out on meth and you oppose marijuana legalization.  Oh, you think minorities are criminals and you have how many cousins in the state penitentiary?  Oh, you think lower taxes will get rich people to be your economic saviors and you've been doing this since the same assholes were literally slave owners and you looked up to them back then too because you admire power because you're just a bunch of farking toddlers that never grew up and never accepted the responsibilities of adulthood or citizenship.

They are fossils.

But we need to reach out to them because reasons and such.

I mean, this is the elephant in the room of American politics.  A vast section of the American public is going to have their jobs completely eliminated by technology.  Hell, I'm a white collar worker, and I'd say the job I currently have is going to be done by scripts and algorithms in 10 years, at the latest.  But saying the truth of this, saying "Your job is gone forever and you just have to figure out something else to do or go somewhere else to life" is absolute political suicide.  So its' a problem that we simply cannot deal with in any constructive way at this point.  And a conman like Trump makes bullshiat empty promises of bringing back thousands of job mining coal or building beautiful new buggy whip plants that are absolutely impossible, but desperate people go for it, because what else are they going to do?

And the Democratic Party gets blamed for not "reaching out" to these people, but what do you say to them that's not total bullshiat as well?  You can't tell them the truth, thati'ts not illegal immigrants or "political correctness" that's taking their jobs. ...

What's worse is that kicking the automation and job loss can down the road is just going to make it worse. Once that bill comes due, they're gonna cover their eyes and ears while pretending it isn't real and it's going to be ugly.

We could talk about things like UBI and socialized medicine in a society where most jobs are done by computers and machines, but it's scary and threatening to people, so it goes unaddressed.

It threatens peoples' sense of purpose, their pride, and their livelihoods. And because this is America, we're not going address it until it's too late to do anything.


The problem is the group that still thinks Trickle Down will work eventually. These people can't stand the idea of socialized medicine, even though it helps them the most and will be used by them the most. Trying to get these people on board with socialized MONEY will be impossible until that hurdle is covered.
 
2017-08-26 02:14:17 PM  

jjorsett: Donald Trump biatches about everything and spends more time complaining than presidenting

Sounds remarkably like his opposition.


You won. Suck it up Buttercup.
 
2017-08-26 02:15:55 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Oh, you lost your shiat job at the shiat processing plant because your job can now be done with a farking API call that I can code myself?  Oh, you have 43 family members strung out on meth and you oppose marijuana legalization.  Oh, you think minorities are criminals and you have how many cousins in the state penitentiary?


I get your drift, but never forget: the median Trump voter isn't a hillbilly ex-coal miner with an opioid addiction. Yeah, they tended to vote Trump, but there just aren't that many of them. The median Trump voter isn't a Reddit memelord or rally-goer, either.

The real heart of Trump's base, numerically, is a Dockers™-wearing middle manager in a halfway-decent suburb. He didn't talk much about his intention to vote Trump before the election, and he's talking less about it now. He's watching less news, too, because nobody likes to back a losing team. Before long he'll genuinely remember having sat out the 2016 election, or maybe even holding his nose and voting for Hillary.

That's not to say he'll vote for a Democrat the next time around, or even in 2018--he got fooled once which means it's very likely he'll get fooled again--but he won't own it. It's sort of like how, during the Dubya years, there were plenty of Farkers defending him, even when his approval rating dropped to sub-Trump levels. They're still here, but a lot of them now (retroactively) never supported him, just like we've never been at war with Eurasia.

TL;DR: don't worry about the rally-goers and shiatposters and Klansmen and Medicare-scooter-riding-disability-claiming-unemployment-collecting anti-government types. Collectively they're worth about 4 electoral votes. It's your polite apolitical neighbor that did this.
 
2017-08-26 02:16:18 PM  
"I won't have time for golf. I am going to be working my ass off!" -D. Trump on campaign trail
 
2017-08-26 02:18:57 PM  
I have decided to give up sleeping so I can spend 24/7 feeling sorry for Predisent Trump because of all the mean things people say about him.
 
2017-08-26 02:19:31 PM  
Snowflake.
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2017-08-26 02:25:06 PM  

jjorsett: Donald Trump biatches about everything and spends more time complaining than presidenting

Sounds remarkably like his opposition.


There's only one president, you farking goon. Jesus, can't you read?
 
2017-08-26 02:27:04 PM  

quiotu: pxlboy: jake_lex: Flappyhead: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Jesus, it's not only Trump, it's like everyone who voted for him are the biggest whiners and losers around.  Oh, you lost your shiat job at the shiat processing plant because your job can now be done with a farking API call that I can code myself?  Oh, you have 43 family members strung out on meth and you oppose marijuana legalization.  Oh, you think minorities are criminals and you have how many cousins in the state penitentiary?  Oh, you think lower taxes will get rich people to be your economic saviors and you've been doing this since the same assholes were literally slave owners and you looked up to them back then too because you admire power because you're just a bunch of farking toddlers that never grew up and never accepted the responsibilities of adulthood or citizenship.

They are fossils.

But we need to reach out to them because reasons and such.

I mean, this is the elephant in the room of American politics.  A vast section of the American public is going to have their jobs completely eliminated by technology.  Hell, I'm a white collar worker, and I'd say the job I currently have is going to be done by scripts and algorithms in 10 years, at the latest.  But saying the truth of this, saying "Your job is gone forever and you just have to figure out something else to do or go somewhere else to life" is absolute political suicide.  So its' a problem that we simply cannot deal with in any constructive way at this point.  And a conman like Trump makes bullshiat empty promises of bringing back thousands of job mining coal or building beautiful new buggy whip plants that are absolutely impossible, but desperate people go for it, because what else are they going to do?

And the Democratic Party gets blamed for not "reaching out" to these people, but what do you say to them that's not total bullshiat as well?  You can't tell them the truth, thati'ts not illegal immigrants or "political correctness" that's ...


Indeed.
 
2017-08-26 02:27:05 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Serious Black: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: He's a Whine Supremacist.

I am so in love with this description of the president, I want to take it out for a fancy three course dinner, bring it back to my place for a night of sensual love making, and cook it breakfast the morning after.

Please don't get it pregnant.


I guarantee you I'd use a condom and confirm it didn't break afterward.
 
2017-08-26 02:29:38 PM  

drongozone: Eddie Adams from Torrance: You libs have no sense of history.

Most people don't know this, but Lincoln spent most of his days kvetching about the Confederacy.

We should tear down the Lincoln Memorial then


Winning side statues stay put. The confederacy statues are simply the Daughters of the Confederacy participation trophies, which belong in museums, along with Republican voters.
 
2017-08-26 02:29:40 PM  
pxlboy:Flappyhead: I mean, this is the elephant in the room of American politics.  A vast section of the American public is going to have their jobs completely eliminated by technology.  Hell, I'm a white collar worker, and I'd say the job I currently have is going to be done by scripts and algorithms in 10 years, at the latest.  But saying the truth of this, saying "Your job is gone forever and you just have to figure out something else to do or go somewhere else to life" is absolute political suicide.  So its' a problem that we simply cannot deal with in any constructive way at this point.  And a conman like Trump makes bullshiat empty promises of bringing back thousands of job mining coal or building beautiful new buggy whip plants that are absolutely impossible, but desperate people go for it, because what else are they going to do?

And the Democratic Party gets blamed for not "reaching out" to these people, but what do you say to them that's not total bullshiat as well?  You can't tell them the truth, thati'ts not illegal immigrants or "political correctness" that's taking their jobs. ...


What's worse is that kicking the automation and job loss can down the road is just going to make it worse. Once that bill comes due, they're gonna cover their eyes and ears while pretending it isn't real and it's going to be ugly.


You think autonomous vehicles are targeting consumers?    If your a long haul trucker, your job job is in the cross-hairs.  Every shipping company would rather pay a 1 time $20,000 fee to convert a truck to autonomous instead of paying $40,000 annually to drive a truck between Pittsburgh and Peoria.  Shipping companies would love to program the truck to drive over night to a distribution center outside of any major population center and just pay a human to drive it the last 10 miles through traffic.

For the foreseeable future we still need someone to drive it the last couple miles where the traffic is too congested and variable for an autonomous vehicle.  Far fewer drivers will be needed though.
 
2017-08-26 02:33:07 PM  
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2017-08-26 02:33:38 PM  

kanesays: I do whine because I want to win and I'm not happy about not winning and I am a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win. - Donald Trump  August 11, 2015


This is what whining when you don't win looks like:
Little Boy Misses Short Putt, Throws A Tantrum
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2017-08-26 02:36:24 PM  
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