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(The Raw Story)   'No other place to go': Former allies say Bannon's return to Breitbart is anything but triumphant   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2017-08-25 05:29:36 PM  
No shiat. He slinked back into his cave with his tale between his legs. Once there, he started barking, but not until he was safe from predation.
 
2017-08-25 05:29:53 PM  

timujin: No shiat. He slinked back into his cave with his tale between his legs. Once there, he started barking, but not until he was safe from predation.


tail, farking autocorrect
 
2017-08-25 05:35:36 PM  
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2017-08-25 05:53:12 PM  
FTFA: "Mr. Bannon's physical appearance was crumbling, and his mood swings had become pronounced," White House personnel reported.

So, sounds like someone who has either 1) amped up his already pronounced drinking habits, 2) accelerated a particularly nasty drug habit, or winner winner chicken dinner, 3) both.
 
2017-08-25 06:46:31 PM  
He could go head first into a volcano. That's another option.
 
2017-08-25 06:50:52 PM  
He raised his empty dog food can full of Witch Hazel to the other syphilitic stew bums gathered around the trainyard fire and wept, for there no more worlds left to conquer
 
2017-08-25 07:02:52 PM  

timujin: timujin: No shiat. He slinked back into his cave with his tale between his legs. Once there, he started barking, but not until he was safe from predation.

tail, farking autocorrect


I don't know. Autocorrect may have had a point. Macbeth?
 
2017-08-25 07:04:42 PM  

Unobtanium: timujin: timujin: No shiat. He slinked back into his cave with his tale between his legs. Once there, he started barking, but not until he was safe from predation.

tail, farking autocorrect

I don't know. Autocorrect may have had a point. Macbeth?


Yeah, strangely enough--it works.
 
2017-08-25 07:29:56 PM  

Unobtanium: Macbeth?


When they fired him, did they say "Out, damned Spot?"
 
2017-08-25 07:36:24 PM  

Unobtanium: timujin: timujin: No shiat. He slinked back into his cave with his tale between his legs. Once there, he started barking, but not until he was safe from predation.

tail, farking autocorrect

I don't know. Autocorrect may have had a point. Macbeth?


smunnied
 
2017-08-25 07:58:13 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: He could go head first into a volcano. That's another option.


The gases inside of him would ignite an eruption. We'd have to pick one with no population around it.
 
2017-08-25 09:20:15 PM  
Loser
 
2017-08-25 09:50:36 PM  

mutterfark: [img.fark.net image 480x360]


Thank you, mutterfark.
 
2017-08-25 09:52:39 PM  
Its easy to throw bricks through windows

Its hard to make windows
 
2017-08-25 09:56:44 PM  

Unobtanium: timujin: timujin: No shiat. He slinked back into his cave with his tale between his legs. Once there, he started barking, but not until he was safe from predation.

tail, farking autocorrect

I don't know. Autocorrect may have had a point. Macbeth?


We're talking about a Trump all, so King "Leer."
 
2017-08-25 09:59:38 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He raised his empty dog food can full of Witch Hazel to the other syphilitic stew bums gathered around the trainyard fire and wept, for there no more worlds left to conquer


*sniff* That's beautiful.  It's got an Ozymandias feel to it.
 
2017-08-25 10:01:54 PM  
Maybe he could go back to Biosphere 2

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2017-08-25 10:05:10 PM  
And HURRICANE, MUTHAFACKA!

Less damaging than Bannon's brief presidency.
 
2017-08-25 10:05:33 PM  
Dead in a gutter is too good for this slime.

Piss, fire, saving my urine for a better purpose.
 
2017-08-25 10:09:47 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He raised his empty dog food can full of Witch Hazel to the other syphilitic stew bums gathered around the trainyard fire and wept, for there no more worlds left to conquer


Magnificent.
 
2017-08-25 10:15:03 PM  
Had no place to go? Infowars wasn't hiring? I guess Bannon shilling fake "health" supplements is a hard sell even for Alex Jones. So much winning. If you'll excuse me, I have to go make some more popcorn.

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2017-08-25 10:20:38 PM  
From this point forward, any conservative that opens its sack of s**t eating gob should be met with a short "TRUMP!" for each of their mouth movements, given that no Trump supporter could even create vocalizations that can be considered words.

For example:
I <TRUMP!> like <TRUMP!> to <TRUMP!> molest <TRUMP!> my <TRUMP!> children <TRUMP!>

It's essentially informing the thing that it is a stupid sack of traitorous s**t and should just die.  Much like the Germans, who mash a whole bunch of words together to create something that only describes one special circumstance, saying TRUMP! just indicates that the traitorous sack of meat should STFU and let adults run the country because the most intelligent thought any of them can come up with is insignificant to a real person's thought who considers scratching their butt.

Trump supporters only exist to consume oxygen and waste space.  Their best purpose would be to fertilize our crops with their pointless carcasses.
 
2017-08-25 10:36:37 PM  
Surely he could have gone back to Goldman Sachs?
 
2017-08-25 10:37:08 PM  
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2017-08-25 10:40:40 PM  
I don't care. At this point if you let Trump keep his office you are supporting Nazis. Are you a coward or are you an American? That's the only question that matters.
 
2017-08-25 10:50:09 PM  
"You Can't Go Home Again"
 
2017-08-25 11:29:28 PM  
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2017-08-25 11:54:44 PM  

chrismurphy: Surely he could have gone back to Goldman Sachs?


That was Eric Holder, and he went back to Covington & Burling.
 
2017-08-25 11:56:47 PM  
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy
 
2017-08-26 12:11:36 AM  
Wait, I just remembered something and looked it up. A little embarrassed it took me this long to connect the dots.

 Andrew Breitbart was raised Jewish and had a bar mitzvah. and while not exactly orthodox he is said to have felt proud of his Jewish roots and identity.

The article mentions that Ben Shapiro quit Breitbart in 2016 because he disliked how they were "fawning" over Trump. Shapiro went to Yeshiva and is an Orthodox Jew.

are we supposed to believe that a white nationalist website was founded by a Jew and had another Jew as one of their most prominent writers and speakers?

Does

Not

Compute.

The layers of this anti-Trump hysteria continually amazes me. It's a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery, deep fried in entitlement and served with a side of crazy sauce.
 
2017-08-26 12:33:47 AM  

timujin: timujin: No shiat. He slinked back into his cave with his tale between his legs. Once there, he started barking, but not until he was safe from predation.

tail, farking autocorrect


Honestly, I first thought you were describing how he sucks his own story to tell him tales to make himself feel better.
 
2017-08-26 12:34:11 AM  
I must admit trump was right about one thing. All this winning has been mind boggling. Don't know if I can stand much more.
 
2017-08-26 12:35:32 AM  
"Mr. Bannon's physical appearance was crumbling...."

The man looks like shait.  Which is apt because thats what he is.
 
2017-08-26 12:49:30 AM  

zeppo_shemp: Wait, I just remembered something and looked it up. A little embarrassed it took me this long to connect the dots.

 Andrew Breitbart was raised Jewish and had a bar mitzvah. and while not exactly orthodox he is said to have felt proud of his Jewish roots and identity.

The article mentions that Ben Shapiro quit Breitbart in 2016 because he disliked how they were "fawning" over Trump. Shapiro went to Yeshiva and is an Orthodox Jew.

are we supposed to believe that a white nationalist website was founded by a Jew and had another Jew as one of their most prominent writers and speakers?

Does

Not

Compute.

The layers of this anti-Trump hysteria continually amazes me. It's a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery, deep fried in entitlement and served with a side of crazy sauce.


You know that Breitbart is dead and that Shapiro left because Bannon turned it into an anti-Semitic cesspit.  Before it was just a cesspit.
 
2017-08-26 12:50:40 AM  
"Bannon, Shapiro said, "is not going to be the head of a think tank. He's not going to be a personality or a talk radio host. He's not qualified for any of those things."

Now that's a hilarious Fark You.
 
2017-08-26 12:51:36 AM  

browneye: "Mr. Bannon's physical appearance was crumbling...."

The man looks like shait.  Which is apt because thats what he is.


He's Dorian Gray minus the picture.
 
2017-08-26 12:52:51 AM  
You know, I really am going to make a stand against wishing death on people.  I want Steve Bannon to have a long life.

Of course, I want that long life to be mostly spent in flophouses, alone and broke and dying of cirrhosis, but, hey, I hope that's a long time from now.
 
2017-08-26 12:59:34 AM  

zeppo_shemp: Wait, I just remembered something and looked it up. A little embarrassed it took me this long to connect the dots.

 Andrew Breitbart was raised Jewish and had a bar mitzvah. and while not exactly orthodox he is said to have felt proud of his Jewish roots and identity.

The article mentions that Ben Shapiro quit Breitbart in 2016 because he disliked how they were "fawning" over Trump. Shapiro went to Yeshiva and is an Orthodox Jew.

are we supposed to believe that a white nationalist website was founded by a Jew and had another Jew as one of their most prominent writers and speakers?

Does

Not

Compute.

The layers of this anti-Trump hysteria continually amazes me. It's a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery, deep fried in entitlement and served with a side of crazy sauce.


Briebart is dead and Bannon took over, and Shapiro quit after that takeover.

Maybe that will help with your computation, which currently appears to just be "garbage in, garbage out."
 
2017-08-26 01:31:53 AM  

zeppo_shemp: Wait, I just remembered something and looked it up. A little embarrassed it took me this long to connect the dots.

 Andrew Breitbart was raised Jewish and had a bar mitzvah. and while not exactly orthodox he is said to have felt proud of his Jewish roots and identity.

The article mentions that Ben Shapiro quit Breitbart in 2016 because he disliked how they were "fawning" over Trump. Shapiro went to Yeshiva and is an Orthodox Jew.

are we supposed to believe that a white nationalist website was founded by a Jew and had another Jew as one of their most prominent writers and speakers?

Does

Not

Compute.

The layers of this anti-Trump hysteria continually amazes me. It's a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery, deep fried in entitlement and served with a side of crazy sauce.


I can't imagine that you thought you had a point.
 
2017-08-26 03:29:43 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He raised his empty dog food can full of Witch Hazel to the other syphilitic stew bums gathered around the trainyard fire and wept, for there no more worlds left to conquer


Damn. You don't often see a dead-center bullseye at a thousand yards in a heavy crosswind.

*bowing*
 
2017-08-26 06:44:29 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He raised his empty dog food can full of Witch Hazel to the other syphilitic stew bums gathered around the trainyard fire and wept, for there no more worlds left to conquer


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2017-08-26 08:43:40 AM  

timujin: timujin: No shiat. He slinked back into his cave with his tale between his legs. Once there, he started barking, but not until he was safe from predation.

tail, farking autocorrect


Interestingly, either one works. Well done.
 
2017-08-26 10:22:20 AM  

Fingerware Error: Unobtanium: Macbeth?

When they fired him, did they say "Out, damned Spot?"


"Who will rid me of this godawful stench?"
 
2017-08-26 10:27:49 AM  

fluffy_pope: browneye: "Mr. Bannon's physical appearance was crumbling...."

The man looks like shait.  Which is apt because thats what he is.

He's Dorian Gray minus the picture.


He's the painting made flesh. Somewhere out there, there's a very beautiful person who is thanking their lucky stars.
 
2017-08-26 05:32:22 PM  

wood0366: fluffy_pope: browneye: "Mr. Bannon's physical appearance was crumbling...."

The man looks like shait.  Which is apt because thats what he is.

He's Dorian Gray minus the picture.

He's the painting made flesh. Somewhere out there, there's a very beautiful person who is thanking their lucky stars.


Justin Trudeau?? My God, the pieces all fall into place...
 
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