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2017-08-23 04:07:19 PM  
That's neither here nor there.
 
2017-08-23 04:21:51 PM  
Brought to you by Gooch and Cloaker.
 
2017-08-23 05:22:33 PM  
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2017-08-23 05:58:11 PM  
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/gis for taint comic is shockingly sfw.
 
2017-08-23 06:12:20 PM  
Sooo, we're still counting on embryology recapitulating phylogeny?
 
2017-08-23 06:15:33 PM  
That's the most interesting article about perineal morphology that I'll read all day.
 
2017-08-23 06:24:14 PM  
Am I really going to be the first to congratulate subby on the most excellent headline? Really? That thing is a work of art, and subby deserves kudos.
 
2017-08-23 06:25:05 PM  
> Placentalia, the group of mammals that include humans, is the only group of vertebrates to evolve the specialize suite of perineal characteristics that include erectile tissues of the penis and the clitoris, the urethra, the distal rectum, the anus, as well as the voluntary muscles that control these structures.

but Marsupials have penises and they are often forked.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marsupial#Male_reproductive_system
... The penis is used only during copulation, and is separate from the urinary tract. ...

oh, never mind.
 
2017-08-23 06:55:55 PM  
The pic from TFA:
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Thanks for making me think about seal taints UPI.com
That was actually very interesting, subby. Good find and headline. I have "Tainted Love" stuck in my head now, though.
 
2017-08-23 07:06:14 PM  
Placentalia, the group of mammals that include humans, is the only group of vertebrates to evolve the specialize suite of perineal characteristics that include erectile tissues of the penis and the clitoris, the urethra, the distal rectum, the anus, as well as the voluntary muscles that control these structures.

I think they mean the specialized suite. FFS.

/There's a thin line between Grammar Nazi and Basic Literacy Teacher.
 
2017-08-23 07:09:42 PM  

Tatertoot: The pic from TFA:
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Thanks for making me think about seal taints UPI.com
That was actually very interesting, subby. Good find and headline. I have "Tainted Love" stuck in my head now, though.


The other day my auto mechanic said I could blow a seal.  Does this have anything to do with that?
 
2017-08-23 08:07:54 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Tatertoot: The pic from TFA:
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Thanks for making me think about seal taints UPI.com
That was actually very interesting, subby. Good find and headline. I have "Tainted Love" stuck in my head now, though.

The other day my auto mechanic said I could blow a seal.  Does this have anything to do with that?


Maybe he dislikes you, 'cause that sounds like an insult.
Perhaps his version of "go shiat in your hat" or "go suck an egg."
 
2017-08-23 08:08:44 PM  
"Placentalia, the group of mammals that include humans, is the only group of vertebrates to evolve the specialize suite of perineal characteristics that include erectile tissues of the penis and the clitoris, the urethra, the distal rectum, the anus, as well as the voluntary muscles that control these structures"

Until they reach my age, then the involuntary muscles take over. Just saying, experience, whatever
 
2017-08-23 08:33:58 PM  
Same page includes Latest Headlines, the first:
"Observations suggest black hole formation scenarios"
(SFW however)
 
2017-08-23 08:52:27 PM  

Tatertoot: Raoul Eaton: Tatertoot: The pic from TFA:
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Thanks for making me think about seal taints UPI.com
That was actually very interesting, subby. Good find and headline. I have "Tainted Love" stuck in my head now, though.

The other day my auto mechanic said I could blow a seal.  Does this have anything to do with that?

Maybe he dislikes you, 'cause that sounds like an insult.
Perhaps his version of "go shiat in your hat" or "go suck an egg."


Well, specifically, he said my pressure relief valve was clogged and I should get it repaired or I could blow a seal.  He didn't seem angry, though.
 
2017-08-23 10:50:25 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Tatertoot: Raoul Eaton: Tatertoot: The pic from TFA:
[img.fark.net image 425x283]
Thanks for making me think about seal taints UPI.com
That was actually very interesting, subby. Good find and headline. I have "Tainted Love" stuck in my head now, though.

The other day my auto mechanic said I could blow a seal.  Does this have anything to do with that?

Maybe he dislikes you, 'cause that sounds like an insult.
Perhaps his version of "go shiat in your hat" or "go suck an egg."

Well, specifically, he said my pressure relief valve was clogged and I should get it repaired or I could blow a seal.  He didn't seem angry, though.


Oh, that makes more sense, coming from a mechanic.
Although, telling someone they 'could blow a seal' sounds like it could be an arcane Scottish insult. Or maybe the dude reeeally liked "Kiss From a Rose." I don't judge.
 
2017-08-23 11:31:17 PM  
The study is the first time that the four serially homologous trunk body wall layers in the mammalian perineum are defined.

Wow, the first time that four serially homologous trunk body wall layers in the mammalian perineum have been defined. Well.
 
2017-08-24 07:44:08 AM  
There should be smart and funny buttons for the headline too.
 
2017-08-24 07:47:19 AM  
That headline is legendary.
 
2017-08-24 03:33:23 PM  

bingethinker: Placentalia, the group of mammals that include humans, is the only group of vertebrates to evolve the specialize suite of perineal characteristics that include erectile tissues of the penis and the clitoris, the urethra, the distal rectum, the anus, as well as the voluntary muscles that control these structures.

I think they mean the specialized suite. FFS.

/There's a thin line between Grammar Nazi and Basic Literacy Teacher.


Don't be a dick

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