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(Fox 5 San Diego)   "To pull off the heist, one of the suspects drilled a hole in the ATM and filled it with gasoline, while the second suspect placed a fuse into the ATM and detonated the cash machine"   ( fox5sandiego.com) divider line
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2017-08-18 07:56:10 AM  
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2017-08-18 08:11:08 AM  
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2017-08-18 08:20:34 AM  

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Dammit. Fine, heres my backup

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2017-08-18 08:43:41 AM  
If the ATM was inside a gas station, I'm assuming they triggered an alarm while breaking in, so this much be a pretty quick operation to get away before the cops show. Dumbasses didn't think to use a less conspicuous vehicle, though. As unique as that van is, plenty of people should recognize it and no doubt at least one will end up fingering them for the reward.
 
2017-08-18 09:07:18 AM  
 
2017-08-18 09:27:44 AM  

vudukungfu: film of the act. (NSFW)


Well I'm not needed
 
2017-08-18 10:25:42 AM  

cretinbob: vudukungfu: film of the act. (NSFW)

Well I'm not needed


It gets better.
 
2017-08-18 11:55:13 AM  
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2017-08-18 01:09:07 PM  
They're just going to blow all the money anyway.
 
2017-08-18 01:18:08 PM  
Would not an ECM jammer or even an OVE9000 saw be easier to manage?
 
2017-08-18 01:18:15 PM  
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2017-08-18 01:19:14 PM  
I thought the only way to open an ATM was to drop it on a junkies head.
 
2017-08-18 01:20:54 PM  
Amateurs...

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2017-08-18 01:21:36 PM  
Gasoline doesn't usually blowup
 
2017-08-18 01:28:14 PM  
So, you drill a hole in the screen, I assume where it says 'withdrawal', and then you pour vodka down the hole (I don't have any gasoline), and then I'm going to use this McDonald's straw for a fuse, I stick it in the hole - does anyone have a match - and where's the money exactly?
 
2017-08-18 01:29:06 PM  
Incredibly Fast ATM Robbery OH GOD
Youtube 2Bt6kpw3DTg


/not the nOObs you're looking for.
 
2017-08-18 01:31:43 PM  
Afterward:
Robo cop part1 money burned
Youtube dmbHsT1jjlo
 
2017-08-18 01:35:32 PM  
I'd be interested in seeing their barbecue lighting technique.
 
OOF
2017-08-18 01:37:14 PM  
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2017-08-18 01:37:25 PM  
Mythbusters would like their recipe.
 
2017-08-18 01:51:56 PM  
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2017-08-18 01:56:33 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Gasoline doesn't usually blowup


Yeah, this.  It would be a good way to burn the ATM down, but it's not going to explode like, um, an explosive.
 
2017-08-18 01:58:21 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I thought the only way to open an ATM was to drop it on a junkies head.


The real criminals work on wall street and corporate boardrooms.
They dont waste their time on atms or petty cash.
 
2017-08-18 02:09:26 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: justanotherfarkinfarker: Gasoline doesn't usually blowup

Yeah, this.  It would be a good way to burn the ATM down, but it's not going to explode like, um, an explosive.


Contain gasoline in a small enough chamber and light it, it most definitely will explode (pretty much how an internal combustion engine works).  If these guys have enough knowledge about the physical make up of an ATM and drill in the right place, the right amount of gas in the right spot could create a nice little boomer
 
2017-08-18 02:12:42 PM  
Gasoline?  ATM's only ask you to insert cash or cats.

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2017-08-18 02:16:10 PM  
You need a Strongbad and a Strongmad...

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2017-08-18 02:20:49 PM  
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2017-08-18 02:35:39 PM  
WTF is a "cold" license plate?
 
2017-08-18 02:39:28 PM  

Next week's Tom Sawyer: Afterward:
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Well that's it for me, I see Robocop has been covered!
 
2017-08-18 02:48:57 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Gasoline doesn't usually blowup


This is true. It's the vapor that does all the blowing up.
 
2017-08-18 02:53:06 PM  
Wow, the ended far more successfully and with far less fatalities that I was expecting.
 
2017-08-18 03:20:04 PM  

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Aaaand thread.
 
2017-08-18 04:34:15 PM  

chevydeuce: Whiskey Dickens: justanotherfarkinfarker: Gasoline doesn't usually blowup

Yeah, this.  It would be a good way to burn the ATM down, but it's not going to explode like, um, an explosive.

Contain gasoline in a small enough chamber, assuming it's at the proper stoichiometric ratio and light it, it most definitely will explode (pretty much how an internal combustion engine works).  If these guys have enough knowledge about the physical make up of an ATM and drill in the right place, the right amount of gas in the right spot could create a nice little boomer



FTFY

Don't forget the carb in that internal combustion engine.
 
2017-08-18 05:03:10 PM  

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/not the nOObs you're looking for.


Maybe next time they will remember to bring a frickin door stop.  Drove me nuts watching them constantly pushing the door open.
 
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