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(International Business Times)   Porn movie secretly filmed in a Catholic church did not break Dutch law, judge says   ( ibtimes.co.uk) divider line
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2017-08-15 06:22:03 PM  
Churchgoers were so appalled by the act that a special mass took place to cleanse the church after the footage was discovered.

Coincidentally, the plot was all about some "footage" being discovered.
 
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2017-08-15 06:38:35 PM  
I guess it was straight porn.  Gay kiddie porn would have been just fine.
 
2017-08-15 08:59:55 PM  
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2017-08-15 09:02:40 PM  
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Let's get those out of the way...
 
2017-08-15 09:02:59 PM  
The justice ministry said we should have hung a no-entry sign on the church entrance. Then we could prosecute people who do this sort of thing. But it's absurd to stick that sort of sign on the door of a church,

So your policy is to take all comers?
 
2017-08-15 09:03:25 PM  
Bishop goes where?
 
2017-08-15 09:09:08 PM  
having sex in public isn't against the law there?
 
2017-08-15 09:11:00 PM  

sat1va: Bishop goes where?


In Kim's confessional box.
 
2017-08-15 09:11:08 PM  
Having sex in a Dutch Catholic church, you'll be punished in hell by an eternity in a giant oven - a Dutch oven!
 
2017-08-15 09:11:31 PM  
I love porn as much if not more than anyone. But just stay out of churches. We know the Religious Right can't stay out of peoples sex lives. That does not excuse stooping to their level.
 
2017-08-15 09:14:36 PM  
sooo..which church going upstandimg citizen was on the young ladies website and found this footage?
 
2017-08-15 09:16:00 PM  

stuffy: I love porn as much if not more than anyone. But just stay out of churches. We know the Religious Right can't stay out of peoples sex lives. That does not excuse stooping to their level.


All's fair in love and war. And Christianity is waging a war against normal people.
 
2017-08-15 09:18:47 PM  
If only the Dutch had some kind of rudder to give them moral direction.
 
2017-08-15 09:18:56 PM  
Let me fetch the fainting couch. Meanwhile, I think it'd be better if there were a nun or two in on it. I mean, if you're gonna step up to the bell, you might as well ring it.
 
2017-08-15 09:21:07 PM  
Having trouble finding Dutch Catholic Church in the Urban Dictionary...
 
2017-08-15 09:21:51 PM  
Is the title: Sticky Pew.
 
2017-08-15 09:21:55 PM  
Did she take it in the rectory?
 
2017-08-15 09:24:32 PM  
The justice ministry said we should have hung a no-entry sign

*snerk*
 
2017-08-15 09:26:33 PM  

morg: The justice ministry said we should have hung a no-entry sign on the church entrance. Then we could prosecute people who do this sort of thing. But it's absurd to stick that sort of sign on the door of a church,

So your policy is to take all comers?


RIMSHOT!

Eh, phrasing...
 
Oak
2017-08-15 09:30:33 PM  
Were dikes involved?
 
2017-08-15 09:31:25 PM  
What a coincidence. I just gave my lover a Dutch Church last night.
 
2017-08-15 09:31:29 PM  
Rosary Bead Deep and X-treme!!!
 
2017-08-15 09:36:41 PM  
My guess is there was a lot of "organ playing", if you know what I mean
 
2017-08-15 09:38:16 PM  
Blasphemous porn is the new niche.
 
2017-08-15 09:42:46 PM  
it's been done


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2017-08-15 09:43:39 PM  
Bababooey! Bababooey!
 
2017-08-15 09:43:59 PM  
2 Altar Boys 1 Cup of Wine.
 
2017-08-15 09:44:12 PM  
Was this catholic church the home of the Uterine Order of nuns?
 
2017-08-15 09:54:53 PM  
good thing it wasn't filmed in a mosque...
 
2017-08-15 09:59:39 PM  

zeppo_shemp: good thing it wasn't filmed in a mosque...


Kiddie porn is illegal in Holland
 
2017-08-15 10:10:51 PM  
Hrm.. there's a church les movie on pornhub ... not sure if same one.  Any farkers care to do some research and report back?
 
2017-08-15 10:17:56 PM  

morg: The justice ministry said we should have hung a no-entry sign on the church entrance. Then we could prosecute people who do this sort of thing. But it's absurd to stick that sort of sign on the door of a church,

So your policy is to take all comers?


Ha. Once as a kid we visited "the church of the open door " in Ontario Oregon.
Oh yes- it was locked.
 
2017-08-15 10:25:35 PM  
I'd have to examine video closely to pound down any solid evidence of blasphemy.
 
2017-08-15 10:26:46 PM  
Dutch law sounds like a euphemism. I don;t want to know....it involves a kilogram of ripened cheese and a narwhal doesn't it
 
2017-08-15 10:27:49 PM  
How is this not considered a hate crime?

I'm not Catholic, but we all know damn well that if someone did something that appeared to violate the sanctity of a Synagogue or Mosque, we would all be up in arms over it.

This is no better than some pervert sending unsolicited dick pics.
 
2017-08-15 10:36:00 PM  

gar1013: I'm not Catholic, but we all know damn well that if someone did something that appeared to violate the sanctity of a Synagogue or Mosque, we would all be up in arms over it.


Some people might be but I am pretty indifferent to blasphemous porn.
 
2017-08-15 10:37:03 PM  
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2017-08-15 10:46:20 PM  
So much of this story and this thread hurts my heart.  Why do people get off on being such a$$holes to each other?

I know, I know, welcome to Fark.
 
2017-08-15 10:48:41 PM  

Oak: Were dikes involved?


You can't call them dykes anymore. You can't even say lesbian. It's "women in comfortable shoes."
 
2017-08-15 10:58:12 PM  
...As we forgive those who trespass against us....

(And take them to court) is missing from that prayer.
 
2017-08-15 11:08:17 PM  
So they're upset because somebody had sex in a catholic church?

Hasn't everybody done that?

/I have.
 
2017-08-15 11:16:43 PM  
it's nun of their business
 
2017-08-15 11:22:45 PM  
You could base a whole semester on that little judgement. Heck, even a thesis. It is a fine and rich case according to my unexpert eyes.

Presumably, despite Dutch tolerance, Church Law is the only law that makes filming a pornographic movie a blasphemy and a sin. The Dutch Courts can not make anything a blasphemy or a sin because there is no Established Church to sanction and enforce religious particularities or sectarian dogmas concerning actions that are blasphemous or sinful. Only an authorized priest of the Roman Catholic Faith could sanctify a church, and only one can desanctify it. The State does not have the right or the power to enforce an establishment of relgion since the days of the Inquisition (which ended in Portugal in the early 19th Century, well after every where else).

Although American religionists of the right twist and betray the words and clear meaning of the Second Amendment, no American Court may constitutionally create or enforce an establishment of religion either.

Even though religionists of the far right make black white and white black, twisting the Second Amendment so as to claim that it says the exact opposite, and requires that their own brand of Christianity be the American State Religion at the expense of all pagan, jewish or modern Christian religions, denominations, sects and cults.
 
2017-08-15 11:26:59 PM  
But did he fix the cable?
 
2017-08-15 11:28:25 PM  
Note:  it is not illegal to film a porno movie in a hotel room as far as I know. Although the proprieter may object just as much as any church would. Even kiddie porn and snuff films are not ipso facto illegal because of the choice of location. It is the acts and the distribution which are crimes. You could film a snuff film in a shopping mall without the mall having any grounds to demand your arrest because they do not approve of murder or because they are a "Christian business". Or Jewish or Muslim or Pagan or what have you.

Irrelevancies.

Of course, you are an idiot if you film anything, even legal and morally acceptible acts, such as marital sex without due caution to prevent the film from falling into the hands of the proprietors. How can you be such a fool as to suppose a Roman Catholic Church will not be recognized by somebody, even if they are not a Parishioner or sectarian of that particular religion and church?

It is my conviction that any person who films sexual acitivity is worse than a pornographer. They are an idiot. Pornographers are supposedly professionals. They do it for the money and thus worship the only God who matters, Mammon.
 
2017-08-15 11:29:05 PM  

gar1013: How is this not considered a hate crime?

I'm not Catholic, but we all know damn well that if someone did something that appeared to violate the sanctity of a Synagogue or Mosque, we would all be up in arms over it.

This is no better than some pervert sending unsolicited dick pics.


Uh huh.
Yup.
Uh huh.

Wait...wut?
 
2017-08-15 11:29:46 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: it's nun of their business


God will get you for that pun. No use protesting that the Devil made you do it. God knows he did.
 
2017-08-15 11:29:48 PM  

foxy_canuck: So much of this story and this thread hurts my heart.  Why do people get off on being such a$$holes to each other?

I know, I know, welcome to Fark.


Because it's "cool" to rebel and mock authority, like a 60's teenager calling his father Pops while smoking a cigarette. Status is gained not by clever debate or encouraging posts, but by trash talk and borderline libel.

Not so long ago Fark was outraged by the incident where a fast food worker put bacon in the order of a Muslim family. I called out the fake concern, noting the use of multiple slurs and hasty generalization. Then it was folks from the South. Today it's religion. Stay tuned for next week, when Fark finds a new group to trash and encourage bad behavior towards, while simultaneously declaring itself superior to them!
 
2017-08-15 11:30:52 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: it's nun of their business


I likes me a good nun pun
 
2017-08-15 11:35:12 PM  
Because everyone paid their own bill.
 
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