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2017-08-10 09:37:02 PM  
"Up next in the 155mm artillery barrage..."
 
2017-08-10 09:53:47 PM  
I don't remember but I doubt it was Guam.
 
2017-08-10 09:55:21 PM  
Always winter never Christmas.
 
2017-08-10 09:58:13 PM  
Even if the Olympics doesnt happen, those athletes will still be in South Korea playing a more exciting version of the biathlon.
 
2017-08-11 12:24:19 AM  
Pyeongchang: 평창
Pyongyang: 평양

Always thought it odd they gave the Olympics to a locale with a name similar to Pyongyang... I hope it isn't accidentally nuked by the US... Granted, it'll be impossible to top that cauldron lighting if it happens during the opening ceremony.
 
2017-08-11 12:38:52 AM  
Dolt 45 will probably ordee us to boycott the games, because he's heard bad things about Korea.
 
2017-08-11 12:43:46 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Dolt 45 will probably ordee us to boycott the games, because he's heard bad things about Korea.


Yeah but then he'll forget about it during Fox and Friends, so no worries.
 
2017-08-11 01:02:37 AM  
First we have FIFA schedule a World Cup in the desert country Qatar, where the average summer temperature is 106° F. Now we've got a Winter Olympics where it'll be 180,000,000°.

They've really got to start taking into account global warming.
 
2017-08-11 01:14:04 AM  
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2017-08-11 01:41:30 AM  
Chance for multiple Gold's for Best Korea.
 
2017-08-11 01:44:35 AM  
At the rate we're going, the snow will be from nuclear winter.
 
2017-08-11 02:51:36 AM  
So the Biathelon is skiing with tactical nukes?
 
2017-08-11 03:01:20 AM  
Vancouver as fallback venue. We still got all the facilities.
 
2017-08-11 03:41:28 AM  
Do it in Brooklyn.
 
2017-08-11 04:01:00 AM  

BalugaJoe: Do it in Brooklyn.


Only if the athletes can't sleep until they get there.
 
2017-08-11 05:15:09 AM  
I've got $500 on NK for the men's 400m backstroke
 
2017-08-11 05:55:08 AM  
this explains the whole NK situation right now.
The Winter Olympics are in South Korea next year. The little dictator of North Korea is an attention whore who hates knowing that South Korea will get all the world's attention, so he's distracting everyone by threatening to nuke Los Angeles.
Just shoot the stupid fark.
 
2017-08-11 06:31:35 AM  
OH man, winter Olympics are the BEST Olympics!  They can't cancel!
 
2017-08-11 07:03:33 AM  
Looking forward to the Leadership Death Match event.
 
2017-08-11 07:09:24 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: [img.fark.net image 450x250]


Very underrated movie IMO.
 
2017-08-11 07:11:37 AM  
The bobsled event has been modified this time around

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2017-08-11 07:39:01 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Dolt 45 will probably ordee us to boycott the games, because he's heard bad things about Korea.


Depends, if Mueller's team finds some truly damning evidence, Trumperdink might boycott the games as a smokescreen.
 
2017-08-11 07:42:08 AM  

WoodyHayes: BalugaJoe: Do it in Brooklyn.

Only if the athletes can't sleep until they get there.


Four on the floor, Best Korea's out the door.
Lil Kim's in the back 'cause he's skeezin with a whore.
 
2017-08-11 07:45:23 AM  
Nuclear Winter Olympics. Why are you splitting hairs?
 
2017-08-11 08:32:32 AM  
Oh, boy! Mayhem!
 
2017-08-11 08:52:49 AM  

ShonenBat: Oh, boy! Mayhem!


I think the US is the favorite to win gold in that event, but Russia's a pretty strong contender this year too.
 
2017-08-11 09:06:58 AM  
Has anyone mentioned nuclear winter yet?
 
2017-08-11 09:14:03 AM  
Well, at least biathlon will be more exciting.

Funny
Youtube 71e_TxmCaxk


Full contact team biathlon hasn't been played since the 1940 Winter Games.
 
2017-08-11 09:14:06 AM  

Paris1127: Pyeongchang: 평창
Pyongyang: 평양

Always thought it odd they gave the Olympics to a locale with a name similar to Pyongyang... I hope it isn't accidentally nuked by the US... Granted, it'll be impossible to top that cauldron lighting if it happens during the opening ceremony.


"Just to be clear, Mr. President....you want us to nuke Pyeongchang?"
Mr. President: "Did I stutter?"
 
2017-08-11 09:15:54 AM  

baorao: Nuclear Winter Olympics. Why are you splitting hairs?


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NWO?  That's right, Brother!
 
2017-08-11 09:18:39 AM  

Dick Gozinya: WoodyHayes: BalugaJoe: Do it in Brooklyn.

Only if the athletes can't sleep until they get there.

Four on the floor, Best Korea's out the door.
Lil Kim's in the back 'cause he's skeezin with a whore.


Our president's crazy, his name is D. Trump
He goes to his job in a little short bus.
 
2017-08-11 09:19:27 AM  

dittybopper: Full contact team biathlon hasn't been played since the 1940 Winter Games.


Finland took the gold that year, BTW.
 
2017-08-11 09:33:21 AM  

DRTFA: Has anyone mentioned nuclear winter yet?


Edgar Winter Group - Frankenstein
Youtube x1mV_5-bRPo


What nuclear Winter might sound like.
 
2017-08-11 09:35:47 AM  
It would of course be preceded by an electric funeral:

Black Sabbath- Electric Funeral (Music Video)
Youtube nF71fabjPVE


BTW, there are some disturbing images in that video, so be forewarned.
 
2017-08-11 10:10:11 AM  

Sydney Bridges: I've got $500 on NK for the men's 400m backstroke


What are they going to do, strap a swimmer to one their missiles? He'd still have to swim the last 150.
 
2017-08-11 10:52:41 AM  

ChrisDe: Paris1127: Pyeongchang: 평창
Pyongyang: 평양

Always thought it odd they gave the Olympics to a locale with a name similar to Pyongyang... I hope it isn't accidentally nuked by the US... Granted, it'll be impossible to top that cauldron lighting if it happens during the opening ceremony.

"Just to be clear, Mr. President....you want us to nuke Pyeongchang?"
Mr. President: "Did I stutter?"


Yet in every interview I've seen with him he stresses that he has no desire to use nukes. And he would rather they didn't exist.
But go on, I know what he says doesn't matter, it's all about the feels.
You FEEL like he's going to nuke the world, so it must be true.
 
2017-08-11 11:18:18 AM  

Tumbleweed_TX: this explains the whole NK situation right now.
The Winter Olympics are in South Korea next year. The little dictator of North Korea is an attention whore who hates knowing that South Korea will get all the world's attention, so he's distracting everyone by threatening to nuke Los Angeles.
Just shoot the stupid fark.


You may be onto something there... His father was angry when the 1988 Olympics were going to be in Seoul but no events were going to be held in Best Korea. Kim Jong-il wanted also wanted to scare athletes away from Seoul.

So he had a Korean Air jet bombed.
 
2017-08-11 11:47:56 AM  

mrsleep: ChrisDe: Paris1127: Pyeongchang: 평창
Pyongyang: 평양

Always thought it odd they gave the Olympics to a locale with a name similar to Pyongyang... I hope it isn't accidentally nuked by the US... Granted, it'll be impossible to top that cauldron lighting if it happens during the opening ceremony.

"Just to be clear, Mr. President....you want us to nuke Pyeongchang?"
Mr. President: "Did I stutter?"

Yet in every interview I've seen with him he stresses that he has no desire to use nukes. And he would rather they didn't exist.
But go on, I know what he says doesn't matter, it's all about the feels.
You FEEL like he's going to nuke the world, so it must be true.


HALPERIN: But you're - so you would - you would rule in the possibility of using, right, nuclear weapons against ISIS?
TRUMP: Well, I'm never going to rule anything out.

MATTHEWS: They're hearing a guy running for president of the United States talking of maybe using nuclear weapons. Nobody wants to hear that about an American president.
TRUMP: Then why are we making them? Why do we make them?
 
2017-08-11 11:57:14 AM  

mrsleep: ChrisDe: Paris1127: Pyeongchang: 평창
Pyongyang: 평양

Always thought it odd they gave the Olympics to a locale with a name similar to Pyongyang... I hope it isn't accidentally nuked by the US... Granted, it'll be impossible to top that cauldron lighting if it happens during the opening ceremony.

"Just to be clear, Mr. President....you want us to nuke Pyeongchang?"
Mr. President: "Did I stutter?"

Yet in every interview I've seen with him he stresses that he has no desire to use nukes. And he would rather they didn't exist.
But go on, I know what he says doesn't matter, it's all about the feels.
You FEEL like he's going to nuke the world, so it must be true.


He also says "I don't want to say" before saying exactly what he "doesn't want to say" in every speech.

He says he "doesn't want to use nukes," followed by an immediate threat of war.
 
2017-08-11 12:44:06 PM  
Did you hear about the North Korean ski-jumping champion?

He just became the South Korean ski-jumping champion!

/not as good as the one about the East German pole vaulting champ
 
2017-08-11 02:46:20 PM  
The Olympics are dead. The next winter one is in 'Beijing'.

It will be the first Winter Games with 100% fake snow.

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//good thing China doesn't need the water.
 
2017-08-11 04:12:38 PM  
What!? Winter Olympics again? This stupid IOC.
 
2017-08-11 07:48:53 PM  

Sin'sHero: Chance for multiple Gold's for Best Korea.


Dude, I've never thought of that. Hey, today I'm going to take the prison bus 20 miles to compete in the Olympics then jump back on to go home. Do the Norks boycott SK olympics?
 
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