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(Macon Telegraph)   Actual headline: "Couple conspires to rob adult store then she fingers him as suspect, warrant says". Subby is certain he didn't enjoy it   ( macon.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Criminal law, Crime, Bibb County sheriff, Whitney Taylor Frost, Russell Scott Frost, Warrant, armed robbery, Robbery  
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2017-08-08 09:02:04 PM  
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2017-08-08 09:18:17 PM  
Well, of course not, subby.  There was no mention of reaching around and hooking the prostate.
 
2017-08-08 09:19:34 PM  

Kouta: [img.fark.net image 292x302]


The adult stores around here are cash only, with some very expensive merchandise.  An inside job tells me the store had a significant enough turnover to make it worth while...at least until the guy spent it on meth, going by his mugshot.
 
2017-08-08 09:43:30 PM  
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2017-08-08 09:53:18 PM  
Don't do the crime if you can't do the UFIA
 
2017-08-08 09:53:39 PM  
UFIA if I ever saw one...
 
2017-08-08 09:54:21 PM  

mudpants: [s14-eu5.ixquick.com image 400x292]


Fark is not your personal erotica site
 
2017-08-08 09:57:21 PM  

moos: UFIA if I ever saw one...


Unsolicited Finger Incriminating Accusation?
 
2017-08-08 10:05:57 PM  
Maybe he did enjoy it.

Different strokes, different folks.
 
2017-08-08 10:26:29 PM  
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2017-08-08 10:29:38 PM  
Butt stuff?
 
2017-08-08 11:04:06 PM  
Couple conspires to rob adult store then she fingers him as suspect, warrant says
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The story checks out, chief.
 
2017-08-08 11:16:12 PM  
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2017-08-08 11:19:03 PM  
Unsolicited Finger In Interrogation?
 
2017-08-08 11:34:34 PM  

mudpants: [s14-eu5.ixquick.com image 400x292]


I knew I hated mini vans for a reason.
 
2017-08-09 01:33:34 AM  
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2017-08-09 01:43:03 AM  
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"Couple conspires to rob adult store then she fingers him as suspect"

/Fap
//Fapfapfapfap
 
2017-08-09 05:44:51 AM  
I guess that's him pegged
 
2017-08-09 09:57:38 AM  
This shows once again that you can't escape the long arm of the law.
 
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