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(Inquisitr)   Trump logic: Spending two weeks golfing and tweeting can't be considered a vacation if you've spent most of your presidency golfing and tweeting   ( inquisitr.com) divider line
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2017-08-06 07:36:20 AM  
Why does the author of the article, Treva Bowdoin, use that photograph? When Inquisitor and the rest of the media are under attack, why tag your work with a countenance that screams defiant murderess?
 
2017-08-06 07:45:52 AM  
He's been on vacation since the day he was born.
 
2017-08-06 07:56:52 AM  

Alphax: He's been on vacation since the day he was born.


So a working vacation would feel more like work to him. I wanted to say leader of the free world is a 24/7 job, but I just realized the President can no longer claim to be leader of the free world.
 
2017-08-06 08:33:56 AM  
No vacation!  No vacation!  You're the vacation!

It wasn't a vacation.  He was meeting with rube...er, clien.... World leaders. That's who it was.

/And not from Russia either.  What's that country right next door?
 
2017-08-06 08:56:15 AM  
Trump can be overheard asking the wedding guests where the bride is.

Staying as far away from the fat fark who doesn't know that the bride is supposed to be the center of attention and the only person wearing white as possible.
 
2017-08-06 09:08:22 AM  

Karac: Trump can be overheard asking the wedding guests where the bride is.

Staying as far away from the fat fark who doesn't know that the bride is supposed to be the center of attention and the only person wearing white as possible.


Yeah I read that and thought to myself, make America great again, like when Gilgamesh gets to the bride before the groom does. What a backwards creep our president is.

And because I can't resist: imagine if Obama was overheard asking where the bride was? Fox would have called him the Rapist in Chief. Farking hypocrites.
 
2017-08-06 09:47:10 AM  

August11: Karac: Trump can be overheard asking the wedding guests where the bride is.

Staying as far away from the fat fark who doesn't know that the bride is supposed to be the center of attention and the only person wearing white as possible.

Yeah I read that and thought to myself, make America great again, like when Gilgamesh gets to the bride before the groom does. What a backwards creep our president is.

And because I can't resist: imagine if Obama was overheard asking where the bride was? Fox would have called him the Rapist in Chief. Farking hypocrites.


They would have aired this as a documentary:

Where The White Women At? - Blazing Saddles
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2017-08-06 09:57:05 AM  

Karac: Trump can be overheard asking the wedding guests where the bride is.

Staying as far away from the fat fark who doesn't know that the bride is supposed to be the center of attention and the only person wearing white as possible.


Trump was just going to invoke the right of Prima Nocta.
 
2017-08-06 10:35:00 AM  
It isn't the "vacationing" so much as the hypocrisy of tweet-shaming Obama for it all those years, and then doing the same thing, only in a more bigly fashion.
 
2017-08-06 10:44:53 AM  

sirrerun: It isn't the "vacationing" so much as the hypocrisy of tweet-shaming Obama for it all those years, and then doing the same thing, only in a more bigly fashion.


In fairness, the man has worked harder these last few months than he has ever worked in his entire life. And while that isn't really saying a lot, because he hasn't really DONE all that much, save create a YUGE paper trail to sift through, when he was complaining about Obama's vacations, he never had any idea what the man had to face. And Obama GOT SH*T DONE. Like the ACA, like signing off and actually monitoring the Bin Laden operation, a ton of second in commands that must have made the recruitment picture for Islamic terrorists a bit dicey for a while, like NOT f*cking up his hurricane relief, and more. Donnie had no idea what the President is expected to do when he criticized Obama.

When he got "the talk" from Obama after winning, you can see in the pictures the looming realization that he was about to be in WAAAAAAAAY over his head.

Donnie just needs a lie down, a binkie, and maybe someone else to President while he gets back to cheating at golf. This President stuff is HARD...
 
2017-08-06 11:06:57 AM  
The improvements include replacing the heating and air conditioning systems, putting in new carpet, giving the walls a fresh coat of paint, and installing new wires and cables.

OK, that's farking impressive for 17 days' time... I've known construction crews who couldn't even verify the street address within the first 17 days.
 
2017-08-06 11:08:04 AM  
Does the SS get a vacation?
 
2017-08-06 11:10:18 AM  

sirrerun: It isn't the "vacationing" so much as the hypocrisy of tweet-shaming Obama for it all those years, and then doing the same thing, only in a more bigly fashion.


100% THIS...

It's not that he vacations and golfs, it's not even as much that the Right complained about it when Obama did it. It's all about how Don-Don himself handled it, especially how he just kept going back to it over and over and over...
 
2017-08-06 11:10:46 AM  

Karac: Trump can be overheard asking the wedding guests where the bride is.

Staying as far away from the fat fark who doesn't know that the bride is supposed to be the center of attention and the only person wearing white as possible.


Trump overheard asking some random guy that doesn't even work for him "so that Prima Nocta thing from that Braveheart movie... great movie, maybe the best movie- I got a phone call from Mel Gibson, he was at my innaguration, he said it was the best innaguration ever. I got lots of phone calls from lots of celebrities that were at my innaguration. You wouldn't believe it. But that Prima Nocta thing, that's a thing, right?"
 
2017-08-06 11:10:53 AM  

Karac: Trump can be overheard asking the wedding guests where the bride is.

Staying as far away from the fat fark who doesn't know that the bride is supposed to be the center of attention and the only person wearing white as possible.


He wanted to know which pussy to grab.
 
2017-08-06 11:11:35 AM  

Mikey1969: The improvements include replacing the heating and air conditioning systems, putting in new carpet, giving the walls a fresh coat of paint, and installing new wires and cables.

OK, that's farking impressive for 17 days' time... I've known construction crews who couldn't even verify the street address within the first 17 days.


I imagine the renovators hired by the federal government are a bit more competent than your typical chuck in a truck.
 
2017-08-06 11:11:55 AM  
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2017-08-06 11:12:01 AM  
It's not the vacation, it's the 8-minute supercut I heard on the radio of him whining about Obama taking vacations and promising that he'd never do the same.
 
2017-08-06 11:12:05 AM  

Mikey1969: The improvements include replacing the heating and air conditioning systems, putting in new carpet, giving the walls a fresh coat of paint, and installing new wires and cables.

OK, that's farking impressive for 17 days' time... I've known construction crews who couldn't even verify the street address within the first 17 days.


You've never tried it using 10,000 Mexicans.  They are like Oompa-Loompas, man!  ALL WORK, and then you can stiff them and call ICE!
 
2017-08-06 11:12:35 AM  

PainInTheASP: No vacation!  No vacation!  You're the vacation!

It wasn't a vacation.  He was meeting with rube...er, clien.... World leaders. That's who it was.

/And not from Russia either.  What's that country right next door?


Next door spatially or temporally?
 
2017-08-06 11:13:44 AM  

Karac: Trump can be overheard asking the wedding guests where the bride is.

Staying as far away from the fat fark who doesn't know that the bride is supposed to be the center of attention and the only person wearing white as possible.


Keep the 'Beauty Pagent owner' away from the bride, unless she wants a wedding photo of herself being groped whilst hubby is held down and tased by the SS.

/Keep him away from the Bridesmaids too
/And the flower girl
 
2017-08-06 11:13:49 AM  

Mikey1969: The improvements include replacing the heating and air conditioning systems, putting in new carpet, giving the walls a fresh coat of paint, and installing new wires and cables.

OK, that's farking impressive for 17 days' time... I've known construction crews who couldn't even verify the street address within the first 17 days.


Plus they need to add the oversized large gold colored letter TRUMP to the front of the White House.
 
2017-08-06 11:14:00 AM  

RadiomanATL: Mikey1969: The improvements include replacing the heating and air conditioning systems, putting in new carpet, giving the walls a fresh coat of paint, and installing new wires and cables.

OK, that's farking impressive for 17 days' time... I've known construction crews who couldn't even verify the street address within the first 17 days.

I imagine the renovators hired by the federal government are a bit more competent than your typical chuck in a truck.


This. top-fight Russian intelligence personnel are rarely buffoons or fools.
 
2017-08-06 11:16:01 AM  
I can't decide if Trump is more Permanent Vacation or Toys in the Attic.
 
2017-08-06 11:17:19 AM  
It must really take the pressure off to know that anything you say will be an acceptable response to your base.
 
2017-08-06 11:18:31 AM  

hubiestubert: sirrerun: It isn't the "vacationing" so much as the hypocrisy of tweet-shaming Obama for it all those years, and then doing the same thing, only in a more bigly fashion.

In fairness, the man has worked harder these last few months than he has ever worked in his entire life. And while that isn't really saying a lot, because he hasn't really DONE all that much, save create a YUGE paper trail to sift through, when he was complaining about Obama's vacations, he never had any idea what the man had to face. And Obama GOT SH*T DONE. Like the ACA, like signing off and actually monitoring the Bin Laden operation, a ton of second in commands that must have made the recruitment picture for Islamic terrorists a bit dicey for a while, like NOT f*cking up his hurricane relief, and more. Donnie had no idea what the President is expected to do when he criticized Obama.

When he got "the talk" from Obama after winning, you can see in the pictures the looming realization that he was about to be in WAAAAAAAAY over his head.

Donnie just needs a lie down, a binkie, and maybe someone else to President while he gets back to cheating at golf. This President stuff is HARD...


Re: the talk

I tried explaining this to trumpsters immediately after the election.  I told them trump looked terrified ( he did), and it wasn't going to fare well.

They all assured me he was presidential.


Lol
 
2017-08-06 11:20:11 AM  
Based on the photos in TFA, I've concluded that Republican President Donald Trump is a doughy fat slob, with a perpetually aggrieved facial expression.

I'm kidding, of course. Everyone already knew that.
 
2017-08-06 11:21:51 AM  

Karac: Trump can be overheard asking the wedding guests where the bride is.

Staying as far away from the fat fark who doesn't know that the bride is supposed to be the center of attention and the only person wearing white as possible.


I wish someone had said "She heard you'd waddled in uninvited, so she left early."
 
2017-08-06 11:25:42 AM  
Ahhh...the old "working on the wiring and plumbing".......yep.....that needs to be improved for spying. By the US and Russia. Bet Donnie didn't think of that, it was suggested by some noob in his circle-Jared? And, to get him outta DC with endless rounds of golf is a no brainer. As, why let the big orange Doofus know where all the bells and spy whistles are located? He'll fark 'em up, Tweet something-ya knows, be Donnie. Spies gotta spy, and need to keep a head of the stupid.
 
2017-08-06 11:27:04 AM  

Mikey1969: The improvements include replacing the heating and air conditioning systems, putting in new carpet, giving the walls a fresh coat of paint, and installing new wires and cables.

OK, that's farking impressive for 17 days' time... I've known construction crews who couldn't even verify the street address within the first 17 days.


Just like when Clinton took that letter key from the WH computers, you know Obama took that top coat of paint when he moved out.
 
2017-08-06 11:33:01 AM  
Seriously, the guy needs to sell his clubs and buy a stair stepper or something.  He's on target to achieve Christie levels of girth by the end of his first year in office.
 
2017-08-06 11:34:18 AM  
Headline is bullshiat.  The article says nothing like that.  It's a shame, because it's exactly the kind of farked up logic he would use, and I was really hoping he'd actually said it.
 
2017-08-06 11:39:53 AM  

ds615: Does the SS get a vacation?


Given their recent behavior, they're probably having coke-fueled orgies with teen hookers.
 
2017-08-06 11:41:42 AM  

Emposter: Headline is bullshiat.  The article says nothing like that.  It's a shame, because it's exactly the kind of farked up logic he would use, and I was really hoping he'd actually said it.


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2017-08-06 11:41:53 AM  

Ive come from afar: hubiestubert: sirrerun: It isn't the "vacationing" so much as the hypocrisy of tweet-shaming Obama for it all those years, and then doing the same thing, only in a more bigly fashion.

In fairness, the man has worked harder these last few months than he has ever worked in his entire life. And while that isn't really saying a lot, because he hasn't really DONE all that much, save create a YUGE paper trail to sift through, when he was complaining about Obama's vacations, he never had any idea what the man had to face. And Obama GOT SH*T DONE. Like the ACA, like signing off and actually monitoring the Bin Laden operation, a ton of second in commands that must have made the recruitment picture for Islamic terrorists a bit dicey for a while, like NOT f*cking up his hurricane relief, and more. Donnie had no idea what the President is expected to do when he criticized Obama.

When he got "the talk" from Obama after winning, you can see in the pictures the looming realization that he was about to be in WAAAAAAAAY over his head.

Donnie just needs a lie down, a binkie, and maybe someone else to President while he gets back to cheating at golf. This President stuff is HARD...

Re: the talk

I tried explaining this to trumpsters immediately after the election.  I told them trump looked terrified ( he did), and it wasn't going to fare well.

They all assured me he was presidential.


Lol


He's "modern presidential."
 
2017-08-06 11:43:03 AM  

sirrerun: It isn't the "vacationing" so much as the hypocrisy of tweet-shaming Obama for it all those years, and then doing the same thing, only in a more bigly fashion.


It isn't the vacationing or the hypocricy so much as the fact that he keeps using the office of POTUS to funnel money into his businesses.
 
2017-08-06 11:44:02 AM  
Unpresidented!
 
2017-08-06 11:44:33 AM  

shpritz: sirrerun: It isn't the "vacationing" so much as the hypocrisy of tweet-shaming Obama for it all those years, and then doing the same thing, only in a more bigly fashion.

It isn't the vacationing or the hypocricy so much as the fact that he keeps using the office of POTUS to funnel money into his businesses.


And hoover money out of government agencies at the same time he is defunding them (I.E. Coast Guard).
 
2017-08-06 11:44:56 AM  
Trump is a lazy, lying sack of s**t and all Republicans love him for it because all that makes him one of them.
 
2017-08-06 11:46:24 AM  
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That arsehole will drive right on the green.  I know, it's his own course, but there's something about etiquette and respect the game.
 
2017-08-06 11:47:36 AM  
Five bucks says he'll undo the minor arch modification that Obama put in.
 
2017-08-06 11:48:15 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Five bucks says he'll undo the minor arch modification that Obama put in.


Dammit. Wrong freaking thread. My bad.
 
2017-08-06 11:49:33 AM  
Where does Pence go on vacation, or does he just fit in a suitcase, like Candice Bergen's dad's Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd. I'll bet he doesn't go near sawmills or forest fires. At least he doesn't have to wear a top hat.


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2017-08-06 11:51:32 AM  

RadiomanATL: Mikey1969: The improvements include replacing the heating and air conditioning systems, putting in new carpet, giving the walls a fresh coat of paint, and installing new wires and cables.

OK, that's farking impressive for 17 days' time... I've known construction crews who couldn't even verify the street address within the first 17 days.

I imagine the renovators hired by the federal government are a bit more competent than your typical chuck in a truck.


As a person who used to work for a company that had many federal contracts, I'm really getting a kick...
 
2017-08-06 11:53:01 AM  

BitwiseShift: Where does Pence go on vacation, or does he just fit in a suitcase, like Candice Bergen's dad's Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd. I'll bet he doesn't go near sawmills or forest fires. At least he doesn't have to wear a top hat.


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  Read something years ago, that Bergen sat Charlie at his dinner table, and expected his family to treat him as a regular person. Guess the Republicans do the same.....
 
2017-08-06 11:53:03 AM  

BitwiseShift: I'll bet he doesn't go near sawmills or forest fires. At least he doesn't have to wear a top hat.

To be fair, most people should not go near sawmills or forest fires.
 
2017-08-06 11:58:00 AM  
Artist:
  Read something years ago, that Bergen sat Charlie at his dinner table, and expected his family to treat him as a regular person. Guess the Republicans do the same.....

Not quite.

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Republicans do the same schtick except don't even bother with the replica human, and use said illusory person as a target for abuse, not a place to demand courtesy.
 
2017-08-06 11:59:13 AM  
People, really, come on.

The word is 'predisent'. Get it right.
 
2017-08-06 12:00:19 PM  

RadiomanATL: Mikey1969: The improvements include replacing the heating and air conditioning systems, putting in new carpet, giving the walls a fresh coat of paint, and installing new wires and cables.

OK, that's farking impressive for 17 days' time... I've known construction crews who couldn't even verify the street address within the first 17 days.

I imagine the renovators hired by the federal government are a bit more competent than your typical chuck in a truck.


Being Donnie, are you sure it's not a Cuck in a Truck?
 
2017-08-06 12:09:49 PM  
I was out of work for 15 months in '07/'08.  Best vacation I never had where I didn't go anywhere, didn't spend any money, didn't buy any great food.  It was awesome.
 
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