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(The Raw Story)   "That White House is a real dump." Your predisent, folks   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2017-08-01 06:38:41 PM  
I am sure there is still an old House on 14th Street that would be decorated in D2S's taste.
 
2017-08-01 06:45:43 PM  
It wasn't a dump before he moved in.......someone take the white trash out please
 
2017-08-01 06:50:19 PM  
"This is my real group," he reportedly told a group of members, while inviting them to stop by his interviews the following day. "You are the special people. I see all of you. I recognize, like, 100% of you, just about."

I'm guessing only the ones who have paid their dues recently, and voted for him. Otherwise, they can piss off.
 
2017-08-01 07:06:26 PM  
 
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2017-08-01 07:16:19 PM  
If Obama had said that it would have been the lead on Fox News for a year
 
2017-08-01 07:17:44 PM  
It's a joke, tomorrow.
 
2017-08-01 07:20:54 PM  
Well, it is public housing that some black family lived in for four years.
 
2017-08-01 07:21:31 PM  

wejash: Well, it is public housing that some black family lived in for four years.


Excuse me, eight years.

The horror!
 
2017-08-01 07:30:38 PM  
It isn't 69 stories tall, doesn't have Trump's name at the top, and has walls and floors and ceilings which are not gold-plated. And, most importantly, people are allowed to enter without first paying Trump a quarter million dollars and swearing an oath of fealty to him. Of course he thinks it's a dump.
 
2017-08-01 07:39:38 PM  
You can leave anytime, Donnie.
 
2017-08-01 07:58:17 PM  
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2017-08-01 07:59:57 PM  
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- Dr. Dena Grayson (@DrDenaGrayson) August 1, 2017
 
2017-08-01 08:07:53 PM  

King Something: It isn't 69 stories tall, doesn't have Trump's name at the top, and has walls and floors and ceilings which are not gold-plated. And, most importantly, people are allowed to enter without first paying Trump a quarter million dollars and swearing an oath of fealty to him. Of course he thinks it's a dump.


  Trump Tower is  58 stories. Donnie's math is not so good and he  over estimates the size of most things.
 
2017-08-01 08:10:12 PM  

FishCake: You can leave anytime, Donnie.


This. Go home to New York. I think everyone involved will be happier for it.
 
2017-08-01 08:10:47 PM  

eurotrader: King Something: It isn't 69 stories tall, doesn't have Trump's name at the top, and has walls and floors and ceilings which are not gold-plated. And, most importantly, people are allowed to enter without first paying Trump a quarter million dollars and swearing an oath of fealty to him. Of course he thinks it's a dump.

  Trump Tower is  58 stories. Donnie's math is not so good and he  over estimates the size of most things.


Actually, he skipped the floor numbers so that he can sell higher-numbered floor units for more money.
 
2017-08-01 08:14:18 PM  

FishCake: You can leave anytime, Donnie.


SO MUCH THIS

God I hate him infinity million times.
 
2017-08-01 08:24:31 PM  
Of course he would hate something that is a symbol of the US, of our democracy. It was burned by the British and rebuilt as a fark you. Loads of great men have been there (and some not-so-great). Pissing on the history of the place is not a huge surprise.

Jump in a lake, Two Scoops.
 
2017-08-01 08:26:00 PM  
His father's $10 million loan was "modest".  His businesses have gone bankrupt numerous times.  He claims he actually got more votes than Hillary Clinton.  Math is not his strong suit.
 
2017-08-01 08:27:09 PM  
It's hard to hate him more... then he says something so disrespectful to our nation and its history.  He has no pride in his position, no appreciation for anything that doesn't exalt him.

Scumbag.
 
2017-08-01 08:29:58 PM  
Fark him, Fark him!  Just the fact that those words formed in his tiny little brain and made their way out of his gross anus mouth makes me blind with rage.  He just flat out insulted the American people. That is our  house you A-hole. Get out!!!!!!
 
2017-08-01 08:33:34 PM  
 Guess what, Donnie; the White House is an absolute palace compared to the inside of a prison cell.
 
2017-08-01 08:35:01 PM  
He probably should have researched the accommodations before he ran for the job.  
He probably should have researched a lot of things before he ran for the job.
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2017-08-01 08:36:46 PM  
Not enough "gold" plating, obviously.
 
2017-08-01 08:46:17 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: He probably should have researched the accommodations before he ran for the job.  
He probably should have researched a lot of things before he ran for the job.
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Every time I see that shove, I'm ashamed. He shoved the leader of another country. Beyond belief.
 
2017-08-01 08:50:11 PM  
Can you imagine the levels of blood puking rage the Conservatives would be at right now if Obama had said something like this?
 
2017-08-01 08:56:13 PM  

Miss5280: Fark him, Fark him!  Just the fact that those words formed in his tiny little brain and made their way out of his gross anus mouth makes me blind with rage.  He just flat out insulted the American people. That is our  house you A-hole. Get out!!!!!!


By midnight half a dozen conservative sites will have articles trashing the White House and saying the executive residence should be somewhere else. Maybe the Old Post Office building down the street.
 
2017-08-01 08:56:55 PM  

Weaver95: Can you imagine the levels of blood puking rage the Conservatives would be at right now if Obama had said something like this?


That arugula and mustard eating elitist, Obama? The political neophyte that disrespected the Oval Office by putting his feet on the desk?

You better believe the conservatives would be losing their mnds. As someone said above, if Obama had said this, it would sustain Fox News for a solid week and probably far beyond.
 
2017-08-01 08:59:21 PM  
I though I had gone far beyond the point where anything Trump says or does surprises me, but this is another example where I read the headline on a reputable news site and for a second I'm sure that I'm reading something from the Onion.
 
2017-08-01 09:07:31 PM  

Weaver95: Can you imagine the levels of blood puking rage the Conservatives would be at right now if Obama had said something like this?


If Obama did or said what Trump did within his first week, we would have had an armed insurrection
 
2017-08-01 09:14:04 PM  
His face is so...
 
2017-08-01 09:14:16 PM  

FishCake: You can leave anytime, Donnie.


Exactly.  No one is making him stay there.
 
2017-08-01 09:15:20 PM  
As opposed to his gold plated apartment in NYC that looks like something out of a Liberace concert.
 
2017-08-01 09:15:59 PM  
Don't worry Donnie.  We'll find you something better real soon.

Well, better for us.
 
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2017-08-01 09:16:54 PM  
Donald Trump thinks the White House is such a dump he wouldn't rent it to anyone, not just black people like he normally would.
 
2017-08-01 09:19:01 PM  
The grounds had an anti-Hillary shrine "built in a bar in the men's locker room" and blared Fox News at top volume

A bar in the locker room?  Is there a humidor next to the toilets?  Dear god this man is the living embodiment of tacky.
 
2017-08-01 09:19:15 PM  
When this is all over he can maybe be head WH janitor....which he is likely incapable of as well.
 
2017-08-01 09:19:23 PM  
"...ster fire."

Misquoting the president. If that doesn't count as "fake news", nothing ever will...
 
2017-08-01 09:20:06 PM  
What, the White House is a real dump!

From Merriam-Webster:

Definition of White House
the executive department of the U.S. government
 
2017-08-01 09:20:17 PM  
I don't know much about architecture or interior design or feng shui or even how to decorate my home so it looks like anything other than a bachelor pad that a library exploded in ...

The grounds had an anti-Hillary shrine "built in a bar in the men's locker room"

but I'll be damned if I give any credence to a guy who thinks old man ball sweet and Trump Vodka mix to make a pleasing aroma.
 
2017-08-01 09:20:27 PM  
So don't stay there Donnie. Up sticks and rule from NY or Mar-A-Lago.

Or ask Congress to pay for renovations to the White House so it meets your execrable tastes.

Or just keep whining about it ya baby. Your choice.
 
2017-08-01 09:21:24 PM  
No matter what I do, I cannot unsee Trump's vagina neck.

/mind bleach stat
 
2017-08-01 09:21:51 PM  
Let's play that wonderful game of "what if".

What if President Obama or any Democrat called the White House "a dump"?
 
2017-08-01 09:22:12 PM  

Beanlet: Markoff_Cheney: He probably should have researched the accommodations before he ran for the job.  
He probably should have researched a lot of things before he ran for the job.
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Every time I see that shove, I'm ashamed. He shoved the leader of another country. Beyond belief.


I noticed he's the only person there, man or woman, with a gut so big he can't button his jacket.
 
2017-08-01 09:22:52 PM  
Looks like Trump has decided on an off campus frat house.  Good choice:. fewer rules, less scrutiny, cheaper, easier to get your friends in -- it is a lot harder to get things done though since the University doesn't maintain the place and parents are less likely to want to set foot in the bad neighborhood.
 
2017-08-01 09:23:53 PM  
I wish I could live in a dump like that.

The horrors!!
 
2017-08-01 09:24:34 PM  

Hobodeluxe: If Obama had said that it would have been the lead on Fox News for a year


THIS I can't smart this more then I have sadly. They would have lost their minds but this will be fake news and they will find and an excuse for it.
 
2017-08-01 09:24:42 PM  

ArkPanda: Miss5280: Fark him, Fark him!  Just the fact that those words formed in his tiny little brain and made their way out of his gross anus mouth makes me blind with rage.  He just flat out insulted the American people. That is our  house you A-hole. Get out!!!!!!

By midnight half a dozen conservative sites will have articles trashing the White House and saying the executive residence should be somewhere else. Maybe the Old Post Office building down the street.


Um, obviously at Trump tower.  Remember during the campaign about how it was going to come in ahead of schedule and under budget?

Isn't it also right down the street?
 
2017-08-01 09:24:49 PM  
do you member when Obama wore a tan suit?  I member.
 
2017-08-01 09:25:12 PM  
Remember when Obama putting his feet up or not wearing his jacket was an unforgivable sin among the GOP for disrespecting the office? Good times.
 
2017-08-01 09:25:14 PM  
He has no concept of what it means to be a leader. None at all. What a sad, tiresome little man. I sincerely hope he either resigns or dies soon. Pence is no picnic, but he knows how to conduct himself in polite society. This loathesome toad in human form does not.

But I agree, he shouldn't be living in the White House. Floating in a toilet would be more indicative of his status.
 
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