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2017-08-01 12:09:16 PM  
2 days in a row. Feel so loved.
 
2017-08-01 12:18:32 PM  
Ok. Good. I can watch during lunch. Don't know if I'll be able to keep lunch down though.
 
2017-08-01 12:30:24 PM  
Anxiously awaiting an update on Pickle.
 
2017-08-01 12:40:45 PM  
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2017-08-01 12:43:27 PM  
This one isn't official Snekretary canon just yet:


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2017-08-01 12:57:48 PM  
shiat, I better get lunch early..
 
2017-08-01 01:02:26 PM  

impaler: This one isn't official Snekretary canon just yet:

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is trumpsnake blowing his nose
or doing blow
?
 
2017-08-01 01:06:52 PM  
chloroform - got it
nvm
 
2017-08-01 01:08:00 PM  
Why is it when she talks it always look like she's got a piece of food between her lower cheek and gums that's distracting her?
Weird mouth. Not purdy.
 
2017-08-01 01:08:08 PM  
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2017-08-01 01:14:17 PM  

Pinner: Why is it when she talks it always look like she's got a piece of food between her lower cheek and gums that's distracting her?
Weird mouth. Not purdy.


She always has one eyebrow up in the air as well, and the overall effect when you add in her anger and contempt is mesmerizing.  It's like parts of her face are struggling to get loose from her skull, or that her face is trying to transform itself..
 
2017-08-01 01:15:50 PM  
Dagnabbit-will be at the dentist then. Probably less painful than watching this train wreck. I thought her comment about the gathered reporters yesterday, who politely did not laugh at yet another inane remark/joke of hers-lableing them as: "a tough crowd". Yeah, about that, Mrs. Sanders-you do not like the minions you are very well paid to talk to. You do not like it if they laugh or don't laugh, or ask questions. Just once, it would be nice when the press is invited to a beat down, no one shows up. Or is your personal mantra "The beatings will continue until morale improves" ?
 
2017-08-01 01:18:38 PM  

Jake Havechek: Anxiously awaiting an update on Pickle.


Wash Post: Yes, he's real.

'He's not fake'

SueAnn Harbin's younger son had come home from school during the presidential race last year and announced that he liked Trump. His third-grade class in Stockton, Calif., was holding a mock election, so they were learning about the candidates. He liked that Trump had the same name as his friend Donald. He liked the candidate's suits. He Googled "Donald Trump" and learned about all the hotels he owned around the world, and that seemed exciting to him.

His name was Dylan. When he was a baby, his older brother started calling him Dyl-Pickle, and eventually the Dyl dropped away.

So, we found Pickle. He is real, definitely real. He likes watching baseball and riding his scooter and Donald Trump.

It took us a little while. Mostly we typed in searches on Facebook - but then what have we spent the past decade doing besides learning how to track down people on Facebook? There he was in a picture, a cute blond with a buzz cut, posing with his brother and a dog.

His mother responded to a Facebook message and then called Thursday night on the phone when she got back from the grocery store. It had been a busy couple of days. She'd gotten a call on her cellphone the day before, while the family was driving home from a Giants game. It was from the White House, telling SueAnn that a letter her son had written was going to be read aloud during a news briefing in about 20 minutes. SueAnn called her cousin and asked her to record it.

SueAnn does not consider herself to be very political. She was a little taken aback by her son's sudden love for Trump. ("I know you love him," she whispered to the interrupting Pickle.)
 
2017-08-01 01:19:50 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Jake Havechek: Anxiously awaiting an update on Pickle.

Wash Post: Yes, he's real.

'He's not fake'

SueAnn Harbin's younger son had come home from school during the presidential race last year and announced that he liked Trump. His third-grade class in Stockton, Calif., was holding a mock election, so they were learning about the candidates. He liked that Trump had the same name as his friend Donald. He liked the candidate's suits. He Googled "Donald Trump" and learned about all the hotels he owned around the world, and that seemed exciting to him.

His name was Dylan. When he was a baby, his older brother started calling him Dyl-Pickle, and eventually the Dyl dropped away.

So, we found Pickle. He is real, definitely real. He likes watching baseball and riding his scooter and Donald Trump.

It took us a little while. Mostly we typed in searches on Facebook - but then what have we spent the past decade doing besides learning how to track down people on Facebook? There he was in a picture, a cute blond with a buzz cut, posing with his brother and a dog.

His mother responded to a Facebook message and then called Thursday night on the phone when she got back from the grocery store. It had been a busy couple of days. She'd gotten a call on her cellphone the day before, while the family was driving home from a Giants game. It was from the White House, telling SueAnn that a letter her son had written was going to be read aloud during a news briefing in about 20 minutes. SueAnn called her cousin and asked her to record it.

SueAnn does not consider herself to be very political. She was a little taken aback by her son's sudden love for Trump. ("I know you love him," she whispered to the interrupting Pickle.)


(rest of the story)

But she is always behind her children "100 percent," so when Pickle asked for "a Donald Trump suit" for his birthday, she bought him one, and when he asked for "a Donald Trump cake," she made him one herself, because she couldn't find a bakery willing and able to do it.

"Do you think Donald Trump will live to be 100?" he asked her one day. She told him she didn't know, and asked why he was asking. "Because then he can watch me be president," Pickle told her. He'd been talking about writing the letter for at least a month before he got up the nerve to compose and send it.

Pickle had watched the White House recording at least five or six times since it first aired yesterday. He would tell SueAnn he wanted to Google it, and she would insist on Googling it for him herself, because in addition to watching the video, she had also watched the aftermath - the crazy-seeming insistence that her son did not exist, including people who seemed to be mocking the letter. "Honestly, I thought, how can adults be so mean about a 9-year-old boy?" she says.

Watching the spokeswoman say that Trump wanted to be his friend makes Pickle laugh every time, and cry a little the first time, because it was so emotional.

"Yes. He's alive," SueAnn says. "He's real. He's not fake."
 
2017-08-01 01:23:58 PM  
Pickle is real!
 
2017-08-01 01:27:18 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: .....
SueAnn does not consider herself to be very political. She was a little taken aback by her son's sudden love for Trump. ("I know you love him," she whispered to the interrupting Pickle.)

(rest of the story)

But she is always behind her children "100 percent," so when Pickle asked for "a Donald Trump suit" for his birthday, she bought him one, and when he asked for "a Donald Trump cake," she made him one herself, because she couldn't ...


How to be an utter failure as a parent.
 
2017-08-01 01:31:01 PM  
so are we going to have to listen to assholes tell us that since pickle is real and pickle likes trump, we should all like trump?

Because trump can go f*ck himself with a pickle.
 
2017-08-01 01:32:52 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: She always has one eyebrow up in the air as well, and the overall effect when you add in her anger and contempt is mesmerizing.  It's like parts of her face are struggling to get loose from her skull, or that her face is trying to transform itself..


Her face looks like I am on acid.
 
2017-08-01 01:37:18 PM  

dr_blasto: Because trump can go f*ck himself with a pickle.


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2017-08-01 01:38:46 PM  
I've missed a few of her pressers, does she continue the great tradition of tardiness this administration is known for?
 
2017-08-01 01:40:01 PM  

dr_blasto: so are we going to have to listen to assholes tell us that since pickle is real and pickle likes trump, we should all like trump?

Because trump can go f*ck himself with a pickle.


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2017-08-01 01:50:10 PM  
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11:55 PM?
 
2017-08-01 01:50:11 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Pinner: Why is it when she talks it always look like she's got a piece of food between her lower cheek and gums that's distracting her?
Weird mouth. Not purdy.

She always has one eyebrow up in the air as well, and the overall effect when you add in her anger and contempt is mesmerizing.  It's like parts of her face are struggling to get loose from her skull, or that her face is trying to transform itself..


It's because the extreme density in each of her eyes creates their own gravitational fields. Each eyeball is strongly attracted to the other one and the rest of her face struggles to keep them separated.
 
2017-08-01 01:53:23 PM  

buckler: [img.fark.net image 502x88]

11:55 PM?


If it was 11:55 AM it would already be over.
 
2017-08-01 01:57:33 PM  
What are the odds on her letting rip with a burrito fart during today's presser?
 
2017-08-01 01:58:29 PM  
Who's that guy with the mic?  ABC?
 
2017-08-01 02:03:16 PM  
Wonder who she'll shove out there today to eat up time.
 
2017-08-01 02:09:05 PM  
2:08pm EDT and no Hucky Boo Boo on stage yet.
 
2017-08-01 02:09:55 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Jake Havechek: Anxiously awaiting an update on Pickle.

Wash Post: Yes, he's real.

'He's not fake'

SueAnn Harbin's younger son had come home from school during the presidential race last year and announced that he liked Trump. His third-grade class in Stockton, Calif., was holding a mock election, so they were learning about the candidates. He liked that Trump had the same name as his friend Donald. He liked the candidate's suits. He Googled "Donald Trump" and learned about all the hotels he owned around the world, and that seemed exciting to him.

His name was Dylan. When he was a baby, his older brother started calling him Dyl-Pickle, and eventually the Dyl dropped away.

So, we found Pickle. He is real, definitely real. He likes watching baseball and riding his scooter and Donald Trump.

It took us a little while. Mostly we typed in searches on Facebook - but then what have we spent the past decade doing besides learning how to track down people on Facebook? There he was in a picture, a cute blond with a buzz cut, posing with his brother and a dog.

His mother responded to a Facebook message and then called Thursday night on the phone when she got back from the grocery store. It had been a busy couple of days. She'd gotten a call on her cellphone the day before, while the family was driving home from a Giants game. It was from the White House, telling SueAnn that a letter her son had written was going to be read aloud during a news briefing in about 20 minutes. SueAnn called her cousin and asked her to record it.

SueAnn does not consider herself to be very political. She was a little taken aback by her son's sudden love for Trump. ("I know you love him," she whispered to the interrupting Pickle.)


This is utterly terrifying
 
2017-08-01 02:12:46 PM  
So what are the odds Jim Acosta actually gets called on?
 
2017-08-01 02:14:01 PM  
I love how I just noticed that youtube was paused and hit the "live" button and nothing still
 
2017-08-01 02:14:52 PM  
I wonder what kind of derision and vitriol we'll witness today.
 
2017-08-01 02:15:15 PM  
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2017-08-01 02:16:34 PM  

buckler: [img.fark.net image 502x88]

11:55 PM?


That says Aug 01 (space) 1:55PM
 
2017-08-01 02:18:27 PM  
2:18pm EDT and still just random crowd noise.

At least Mussolini made the trains run on time.

/And the Italians never forgave him.
 
2017-08-01 02:19:43 PM  
Whar Hucky Boo Boo? 2:19.
 
2017-08-01 02:20:25 PM  
Hiding in the ladies room, hoping everyone leaves.
 
2017-08-01 02:20:31 PM  
Can't properly show your hatred and disdain for the media by being on time, now.
 
2017-08-01 02:20:35 PM  
I'm calling a swerve.
Spicer's name is still attached to the @PressSec handle, so he's doing the briefing today
 
2017-08-01 02:23:05 PM  

mkelly1082: buckler: [img.fark.net image 502x88]

11:55 PM?

That says Aug 01 (space) 1:55PM


So it does. Must be one of those "Paris in the the spring" things.
 
2017-08-01 02:23:28 PM  
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2017-08-01 02:24:11 PM  
I'd grudgef*ck her. Angrily.

And I'm as gay as the day is long.
 
2017-08-01 02:24:33 PM  
WELL. OILED. MACHINE.
 
2017-08-01 02:26:10 PM  
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2017-08-01 02:26:17 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WELL. OILED. MACHINE.


Doubtless they will claim they were operating on Central Time and thus will have started early.
 
2017-08-01 02:26:48 PM  
Heh.

Didn't know this was happening today.

Thankfully the guys coming to clean out our recently flooded basement won't be here for at least another couple hours so now I get to watch with you all.

Any bets on what ridiculousness she'll be wearing today?

Youtube just went live.
 
2017-08-01 02:27:19 PM  
man, she's really perfected Sean's "keep them waiting" style
 
2017-08-01 02:28:23 PM  
Well, its not the worst thing she's worn BUT WHAT THE fark IS WITH THE RUFFLES

Someone,please, please, hire her a stylist
 
2017-08-01 02:28:24 PM  
ASSAULT!
 
2017-08-01 02:28:27 PM  
Teasing a run-in by Linda McMahon?  AW YEAH!!!
 
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