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(ESPN)   Blake Bortles is already in mid-season form   ( espn.com) divider line
    More: Fail, American football, quarterback Blake Bortles, National Football League, Coach Doug Marrone, linebacker Telvin Smith, interceptions, Linebacker Josh McNary, Cornerback Tyler Patmon  
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2017-07-30 12:08:47 PM  
That takes talent.
2017-07-30 12:23:30 PM  
Well everyone has bad days.
2017-07-30 01:22:28 PM  
Jaguar fans should take solace in that he was technically tossing to players wearing Jag uniforms. Baby steps.
2017-07-30 02:08:24 PM  
"Bortles" sounds like a sound your stomach makes after a night of heavy drinking and a Taco Bell nightcap, just seconds before you spray the walls of your bathroom with what feels like the pressure of a firehose bursting from your anus.

Coincidentally, that's also how he plays football.
2017-07-30 02:17:08 PM  
I've got to give Bortles some respect.  He's never said that he thought the Earth was flat.  Of course with the hits he's taken he doesn't know he's on Earth.  Can't have everything.
2017-07-30 02:25:09 PM  
Don't worry, he made a lot of completions late in the practice when it didn't matter to boost his QB ratings
2017-07-30 02:27:02 PM  

kdawg7736: Well everyone has bad days.

his seem to usually fall on sunday
2017-07-30 02:45:04 PM  
He has a pretty cool Wikipedia club though, even if they don't meet regularly.
2017-07-30 03:24:38 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: kdawg7736: Well everyone has bad days.

his seem to usually fall on sunday

Hey, that's not fair.  Sometimes they fall on Thursdays.

/not Mondays though
//cuz no one wants to see that on MNF
///third slashie intercepted
2017-07-30 03:45:05 PM  
2017-07-31 01:56:21 AM  
Blake Bortles is such a made up name. None of this happened.
2017-07-31 01:50:55 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Blake Bortles is such a made up name. None of this happened.

It sounds like a name a writer would invent when writing a story.
2017-07-31 07:52:19 PM  
Good thing the Jags couldn't use Colin Kaepernick. Nope, they are definitely set at QB for the foreseeable future.
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