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(KGUN 9 Tucson)   It wasn't me, it was the one-armed, machete-wielding clown   ( kgun9.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, 31-year-old Corey Berry, Crime, York County, Maine, Criminal law, Maine, previous clown sightings, Maine State Police, Telephone  
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2017-07-26 02:59:30 PM  
The viral marketing for It is a little over the top if you ask me.
2017-07-26 03:39:42 PM  
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2017-07-26 05:50:11 PM  
Not much else to do in Hollis, ME........
2017-07-26 07:08:34 PM  
2017-07-26 09:32:53 PM  
He ain't got nothing on Patches!

/It was embarrassing
2017-07-26 09:41:21 PM  
"...a machete taped to his amputated arm.."

Well, that doesn't sound very useful. I mean, I guess if you threw it like some sort of twisted boomerang, or if they were attached to each other like the weirdest pair of nunchucks...
2017-07-26 09:45:36 PM  
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2017-07-26 09:58:59 PM  
I think a weed eater might be more useful to the average homeowner.
2017-07-26 10:03:50 PM  
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2017-07-26 10:10:10 PM  
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Narrowly escapes questioning.
2017-07-26 10:15:38 PM  
Who was he threatening? Did he raise the machete arm at someone? Scream "I'm going to cut your arm off!"?
2017-07-26 10:24:00 PM  
How do you like your women?
intoxicated but cooperative
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2017-07-26 10:31:32 PM  
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2017-07-26 10:56:32 PM  
It's prosthetic discrimination, one needs different appendages for different jobs.
2017-07-27 12:09:21 AM  

McGrits: He ain't got nothing on Patches!

/It was embarrassing

Don't be throwing shade at JP.
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