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2017-07-21 10:47:38 AM  
"Where is this going?" Conway said. "Are Americans comfortable with that, with the taxpayers funding this with this going off of all types of chutes and ladders?"

*cough* Whitewater *cough*
*cough* Benghazi *cough*
 
2017-07-21 10:52:29 AM  
The same people who breathlessly screamed about Benghazi for YEARS, and myriad hearings, and nothing ever happened. . .the same people who shout about "but her e-mails" and still chant "lock her up". . .the same people who were so very Concerned about Whitewater for years on end. . .the people who demanded endless investigations of President Obama's birth certificate. . .

. . .and because Muller hasn't produced indictments after a few months they are saying he's "stalled" and should be fired?

Isn't that just amazing, I wonder what's so different about Muller's investigation compared to the other ones they had no problem going on for years and years and years and not finding ANYTHING.
 
2017-07-21 10:56:54 AM  
Worst. Mercenary. Ever.
 
2017-07-21 10:57:27 AM  
If Mueller is so compromised, then why did Team Trump hire him to begin with?

It's clowns all the way down.
 
2017-07-21 10:58:14 AM  
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Penis goes where?
 
2017-07-21 10:59:23 AM  
Look. Like the advice you dudes give to a black man stopped by the police for having a slightly dim right tail light, if you have nothing to hide, you have no reason to worry. Just sit there, be polite, and the cop certainly won't shoot you in the face when you try to scratch your nose.

Firing Mueller or attempting to interfere with the investigation is only going to make things so, so, so much worse.
 
2017-07-21 11:00:19 AM  
Not stalling, expanding.

And if the Trump clan is so innocent, why is Trump trying to figure out how pardons work?
 
2017-07-21 11:00:30 AM  
There's a whole heck of a lot of thinly-concealed worry and concern about an investigation into a man who has done nothing wrong.  I mean, I don't want to insinuate that any of this has been making Trump look guilty as fark since the investigation began or anything, nor that Trump has quite possibly the worst poker face in the history of poker faces, but if this were an episode of Law & Order, the department would have several boards up with all sorts of tacked threads linking several dozen suspects to him while 1PP would be warning the department to treat lightly and make sure they've dotted all their Is and crossed all their Ts.
 
2017-07-21 11:08:37 AM  

Shostie: Look. Like the advice you dudes give to a black man stopped by the police for having a slightly dim right tail light, if you have nothing to hide, you have no reason to worry. Just sit there, be polite, and the cop certainly won't shoot you in the face when you try to scratch your nose.

Firing Mueller or attempting to interfere with the investigation is only going to make things so, so, so much worse.


Will it though? Will it make things worse for him? If the trouble he's facing are strictly political instead of legal, do you honestly think the GOP will break ranks and call for any kind of action against him?
 
2017-07-21 11:11:53 AM  
Innocent Powerful Man: Please investigate me thoroughly.

Guilty Powerful Man: I need to stop this investigation from happening. I also need to see what type of power I have when it comes to issuing pardons.
 
2017-07-21 11:13:34 AM  
I hope she goes to prison with Fredo, Kush and Manny.

Bye, biatch!
 
2017-07-21 11:15:45 AM  
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2017-07-21 11:20:25 AM  
Stall, but don't look like you're stalling.  I don't know, stall casual.
 
2017-07-21 11:21:47 AM  

vernonFL: I hope she goes to prison with Fredo, Kush and Manny.

Bye, biatch!


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WHAT DID THE PEP BOYS EVER DO TO YOU?
 
2017-07-21 11:34:37 AM  

Moooooo K: Shostie: Look. Like the advice you dudes give to a black man stopped by the police for having a slightly dim right tail light, if you have nothing to hide, you have no reason to worry. Just sit there, be polite, and the cop certainly won't shoot you in the face when you try to scratch your nose.

Firing Mueller or attempting to interfere with the investigation is only going to make things so, so, so much worse.

Will it though? Will it make things worse for him? If the trouble he's facing are strictly political instead of legal, do you honestly think the GOP will break ranks and call for any kind of action against him?


In terms of public opinion, it will do nothing to make him look more innocent.

Yeah, there's that 25% who will always think Trump is innocent of all wrongdoing, even if they were to watch him personally murder their children with a knife. But there's nothing that can be done about them.
 
2017-07-21 11:51:52 AM  
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Putin's coming!  Open wide!
 
2017-07-21 11:52:31 AM  

cman: Penis goes where?


I envisioned her singing

♫ ♪ Let it go, let it go ... it's not collusion anymore ♫ ♪
 
2017-07-21 11:52:50 AM  
"Steve Doocy agreed"

Seems legit.
 
2017-07-21 11:53:41 AM  
She belongs in a stall.
 
2017-07-21 11:54:12 AM  
I want her head on a pike
 
2017-07-21 11:54:35 AM  
Later she will write a book in her patented "Oh come on" voice.

"Oh come on. Of course I was telling lies. Of course I was given a written list of talking points and dispatched to Fox. Everybody knew that. I was good at my job. I was very good at it. Oh come on."
 
2017-07-21 11:54:55 AM  

cman: [2d0yaz2jiom3c6vy7e7e5svk.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 800x430]

Penis goes where?


The president is coming.
 
2017-07-21 11:55:13 AM  
Kellyanne, why the long face today?
"Neigh.....Whinny....clop....clop..."
 
2017-07-21 11:55:29 AM  
She will have a great career at fox once trump gets tossed by Mueller.
 
2017-07-21 11:55:50 AM  
Trump is going to fire Mueller. If she is on TV already talking about conflicts of interest etc. The WH is going to move on the investigation and they have already planted the seeds for the GOP to push the narrative that this is partisan and was never intended to be some kind of microscope on the trump businesses etc etc

its BS but it will give the GOP an out when they dont do anything to stop it.
 
2017-07-21 11:56:41 AM  
I don't remember any republicans complaining when Starr - who was supposed to be investigating Whitewater - spent 70 million to find a blow job. So I'm not taking their complaints about Mueller very seriously.
 
2017-07-21 11:57:34 AM  
Didn't the GOP demand an investigation about someone losing money on a land deal continue until it ranged far enough afield that they prosecuted the guy for oral sex with a woman completely unconnected to the land deal?
 
2017-07-21 11:58:08 AM  

VictoryCabal: I don't remember any republicans complaining when Starr - who was supposed to be investigating Whitewater - spent 70 million to find a blow job. So I'm not taking their complaints about Mueller very seriously.


Dammit!
 
2017-07-21 11:58:52 AM  
Even if trump were to find a way to fire Mueller, wouldn't that automatically qualify for his replacement in the investigation?
 
2017-07-21 11:59:02 AM  

cranked: [img.fark.net image 410x188]


I'd still go for it

A woman with that level of self loathing is gonna be a total freak
 
2017-07-21 12:00:16 PM  
This is all so absurd, I can't even.

The For Dummies book didn't help at all.
 
2017-07-21 12:00:33 PM  

phalamir: Didn't the GOP demand an investigation about someone losing money on a land deal continue until it ranged far enough afield that they prosecuted the guy for oral sex with a woman completely unconnected to the land deal?


They did no such thing. They prosecuted him for lying about oral sex, when technically he didn't even lie, based on the definitions the judge gave him at the time.
 
2017-07-21 12:00:53 PM  
...one of them actually was a lawyer for the Clinton Foundation," Conway said.

My next Halloween costume.
 
2017-07-21 12:02:17 PM  
I am honestly waiting for someone to trot out the "Mueller once attended a golf club owned by Trump and later quit when they raised the fees. This whole investigation is Mueller getting revenge." claim. Someone is going to do it, and watching the host response will be hilarious (well, unless it is Fox & Friends, where even odds one of the hosts is the first to offer that defense.)
 
2017-07-21 12:02:29 PM  
Spicey is OUT!
 
2017-07-21 12:03:00 PM  
"And this is my housekeeper, Frau Conway."

*horse whinny offstage*
 
2017-07-21 12:03:20 PM  
""Where is this going?" Conway said. "Are Americans comfortable with that, with the taxpayers funding this with this going off of all types of chutes and ladders?" "

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2017-07-21 12:03:47 PM  
O shiat spicy is out
 
2017-07-21 12:03:52 PM  
Snekretary resigned!!!!  Where is my thread!!!!!
 
2017-07-21 12:04:14 PM  

the_innkeeper: phalamir: Didn't the GOP demand an investigation about someone losing money on a land deal continue until it ranged far enough afield that they prosecuted the guy for oral sex with a woman completely unconnected to the land deal?

They did no such thing. They prosecuted him for lying about oral sex, when technically he didn't even lie, based on the definitions the judge gave him at the time.


So, you're saying Mueller can prosecute Trump for the bathroom rendezvous with Putin, since he lied about it occurring originally?  Interesting...
 
2017-07-21 12:04:16 PM  

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Putin's coming!  Open wide!


Worst realdoll ever.
 
2017-07-21 12:04:32 PM  

strapp3r: Spicey is OUT!


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Snek!
SNEK!
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!
 
2017-07-21 12:04:39 PM  

Ocean_Pimp: O shiat spicy is out


Rats!
 
2017-07-21 12:04:44 PM  

Ocean_Pimp: O shiat spicy is out


With the Mooch in it was only a matter of time.
 
2017-07-21 12:04:45 PM  
Oh wow, she could pass for human for once. How long did it take a professional Hollywood makeup artist to get that result?
 
2017-07-21 12:04:55 PM  

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Penis goes where?


I wouldn't put my penis anywhere near that thing. In fact, just being in proximity to Kellyanne Conway might make it shrivel up and fall off.

/shudder
 
2017-07-21 12:05:58 PM  
"Donald Trump went to Washington to disrupt and expose the system, just to blow that secret door off of its hinges and have more accountability and transparency in a system that thrives on the opposite.

OK, why don't we start with Trump's tax returns then...
 
2017-07-21 12:06:13 PM  
"Mr. Trump offered Mr. Scaramucci the job at 10 a.m. The president requested that Mr. Spicer stay on, but Mr. Spicer told Mr. Trump that he believed the appointment was a major mistake "
 
2017-07-21 12:06:36 PM  
And there goes Spicer...
 
2017-07-21 12:06:45 PM  
Hey look, Kellyanne said some stuff.  Again.
 
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