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(Click Orlando)   Trying to chew your way through the recording equipment in the back of the patrol car is not going to convince the officers of your innocence   ( clickorlando.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Criminal law, Highway Patrol troopers, Richard Walker moments, Crime, Resisting arrest, patrol car, road rage suspect, Orlando, Florida  
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2017-07-14 06:20:40 AM  
Innocent until proven...
...nom nom nom nom nom...
 
2017-07-14 06:25:42 AM  
Speaking of trying to chew your way through recording equipment...

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2017-07-14 06:34:40 AM  
Suspect was my cat?
 
2017-07-14 06:42:06 AM  
Do you have a better method for escaping from a cop car, subby?

Didn't think so
 
2017-07-14 07:01:13 AM  
"Wire you doing this?"
 
2017-07-14 07:42:09 AM  
"Troopers said the video shows Richard Walker moments after he was arrested on State Road 429 in Winter Garden for intentionally crashing into a vehicle several times. Investigators said he also used a hammer to smash that vehicle. "

Life ain't easy when your name is Dick Walker.
 
2017-07-14 07:53:34 AM  
Another perfect example of why you should avoid getting into road rage battles

Are you ready to gnaw coaxial cable in the back of a cruiser?   Didn't think so
 
2017-07-14 08:02:05 AM  

ha ha you lost: Another perfect example of why you should avoid getting into road rage battles

Are you ready to gnaw coaxial cable in the back of a cruiser?   Didn't think so


Well, if you can get the recordings to leak out then they can't prosecute you.
 
2017-07-14 08:05:54 AM  
Yes doing it wrong. One is suppose to chew through the seat belt, and hand-cuffs then break the window to escape from the car while its stopped at a red-light...Geez, everyone knows that!
 
2017-07-14 08:06:17 AM  
I wonder if he goes by "Dick"...?
 
2017-07-14 08:08:29 AM  
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2017-07-14 08:10:31 AM  

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Ha!!!    We've come along way
 
2017-07-14 08:29:30 AM  
I had a medical emergency in Culpeper last year and was taken to the hospital by EMTs.  I had no way to get back to my car so the hospital called the Culpeper PD. It's been awhile since I was in the back of a patrol car and the seats are one piece of hard molded plastic. VERY uncomfortable. To be fai, that could be enough to drive someone to chew wires.
 
2017-07-14 08:41:57 AM  
Does US law apply to squirrels?
 
2017-07-14 08:57:26 AM  
That's going to go on his permanent record.
 
2017-07-14 09:42:39 AM  
Maybe he was just hungry.
 
2017-07-14 11:25:55 AM  
Once you're in the back of the car, nothing is going to convince the cops of your innocence.

Go and get your chew on.
 
2017-07-14 12:11:58 PM  
DNRTFA .. Shia LeGoof?
 
2017-07-14 12:17:21 PM  
What, in Florida they're arresting rats now? How are the police supposed to get their tips, then?
 
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