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(NY Daily News)   Stop the world -- Avril Lavigne is wearing... gasp... a dress   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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78155 clicks; posted to Main » and Entertainment » on 23 May 2004 at 6:29 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2004-05-23 1:05:49 PM  
So what? I mean unless this is all sarcastic, who really cares what that no talent hack does at any point of the day anyway? I wish she were wearing a piece of duct tape over her mouth and a sign that says "No talent, I quit"
 
2004-05-23 1:26:52 PM  
I've always been a really deep person


BWAHAHAHA!! Yea, whenever I read a 17 year olds poetry, that's what I think.
 
2004-05-23 1:52:06 PM  
Maybe I'm colour blind... but did I see this got greenlighted?
 
2004-05-23 2:27:42 PM  
She can still touch my tra la la, mmmm my ding ding dong.
 
2004-05-23 2:55:46 PM  
"I've always been a really deep person"

Yeah, like throwing a salami down a hallway.
 
2004-05-23 3:01:28 PM  
Avril wearing a dress is no reason to stop the presses and I'd appreciate it if she is never mentioned again. Unless you have photographic evidence of her wearing a pearl necklace or playing the rusty trombone, feel free to stop the presses then.
 
2004-05-23 3:57:46 PM  
Fell8er boi.

He was a boy,
He was a boy.
Can I make it anymore obvious?

He was a punk.
And he did ballet.
What morea can I say?
He wanted him
he'd never tell.

Secretely he wanted him as well.

And all of his friends
Stuck up their nose.
And they had a problem with his cool clothes

He was a fell8er boi he said see ya later boi.
He wasn't good enough for him.....


/Damn! this is some GOOD wine!
 
2004-05-23 3:58:52 PM  
If she were 18, I'd hit it.
 
2004-05-23 4:17:44 PM  
She is 18. RAMMING SPEED!
 
2004-05-23 4:33:48 PM  
D.O.B.:
September 27, 1984
 
2004-05-23 5:07:55 PM  
So that would make her...19?

/still won't hit it
 
2004-05-23 5:20:37 PM  
I had only seen the ass-crack of this singing girl with the funny name, thanks to Fark... Didn't know anything about her.

But after reading this article, I kinda like her.

I like the idea of a girl who'll tell you to go screw.

Especially a young and nubile one.
 
2004-05-23 6:12:31 PM  
I love the world of music. Some poor jerk with a BA in journalism had to take her press release about it and type it up as a news story. It's a nonstory about a nonevent.
 
2004-05-23 6:33:34 PM  
I'd hit it, but if only I can tape up that mouth first. Everytime she opens it it becomes quite obvious what a raging biatch she is.
 
2004-05-23 6:33:52 PM  
this chick is an idiot. Maybe we could execute her in the name of good taste
 
2004-05-23 6:34:27 PM  
Wow, she is like such a punk rocker.
 
2004-05-23 6:35:02 PM  
I lost all respect for this chick when she demonstrated a profound inability to pronounce the name "David Bowie". She calls herself counterculture?

Oh wait, I didn't respect her before that either. She's nothing but a Britney clone with a nose ring.
 
2004-05-23 6:35:18 PM  
Haha, oh Avril, you so lucky you is pretty.
 
2004-05-23 6:36:00 PM  
She was marketed as androngynous? I... I... don't understand.
 
2004-05-23 6:36:27 PM  
"the nominees for the grammy this year are David Bow-wee???" Ugh, teenage stupidity and naiivete in one of it's rawest forms, ladies and gents!

Hey you kids! Get offa my lawn!!!


/getting old *sigh*
 
2004-05-23 6:36:29 PM  
Put your pants back on you nasty little knock-knee'd rodent.
 
2004-05-23 6:36:49 PM  
This girl thinks entirely too much of herself.
 
2004-05-23 6:36:54 PM  
Yeah. She's so punk in that corporate kind of way!
 
2004-05-23 6:37:07 PM  
bah. i want to hear more about Jewel's weird performance the other night where she was poking fun at fat people and others with no teeth. At one point, she asked the audience to yell requests and then told them to "shut the hell up." I guess she also told everyone to stop looking at her teeth and to look at her breasts. Like she really has to tell people to do that?
 
2004-05-23 6:38:02 PM  
her music sucks ass. a lot of it.

that being said...
/i'd hit it.
//with a crowbar.
 
2004-05-23 6:38:05 PM  
I've always been a really deep person.

Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is

Avril Lavigne makes Kylie Minogue seem like Oscar Wilde.
 
2004-05-23 6:38:43 PM  
There is only one proper reaction to this story.

/takes cyanide pill
 
2004-05-23 6:39:27 PM  
ooh, Avril Lavigne is back in the news! and she's got an album coming out soon! gee, it sure is too bad i don't listen to the radio or watch MTV. just imagine all the fantastic art and culture i'll be missing out on.
 
2004-05-23 6:41:05 PM  
erm...who?
 
2004-05-23 6:41:42 PM  
ooh, Avril Lavigne is back in the news! and she's got an album coming out soon! gee, it sure is too bad i don't listen to the radio or watch MTV. just imagine all the fantastic art and culture i'll be missing out on.

You think too much of yourself, too.
 
2004-05-23 6:41:48 PM  
*masterbates furiously*
 
2004-05-23 6:41:49 PM  
mizike
my thoughts exactly :)
 
2004-05-23 6:41:57 PM  
Yeah... avril lavigne... a tomboy. That explains the heavy eye makeup.
 
2004-05-23 6:42:45 PM  
slacktastic: "the nominees for the grammy this year are David Bow-wee???" Ugh, teenage stupidity and naiivete in one of it's rawest forms, ladies and gents!


Nah, she was just being retro. There was a period in the early-mid 70's when it wasn't unusual to hear it mispronounced like that. She's old school dumb that way...
 
2004-05-23 6:43:17 PM  
The only thing Oscar Wilde makes is origami.
 
2004-05-23 6:44:01 PM  
She's 19. She's a woman now.

*giggles uncontrollably*
 
2004-05-23 6:44:54 PM  
It will be very interesting if she does as well with her second album. Can you hear me, Alannis?
 
2004-05-23 6:45:24 PM  
Also, I'm guessing that in the industry, "tomboy" means "didn't have breast augmentation surgery"
 
2004-05-23 6:45:26 PM  
i hit it...twice...and she was awake for one of them
 
2004-05-23 6:45:50 PM  
ouch =(
 
2004-05-23 6:46:02 PM  
Pretty bad sign of society (one of many anyway) where a singer gets reviewed and the first paragraph notes her change in wardrobe.

And the review isn't a good read anyway.

The last line says a lot :"It's my art," she adds. "Don't f__ with that."
 
2004-05-23 6:48:30 PM  
Avril Lavigne is a girl?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2004-05-23 6:48:40 PM  
someone post the famous alizee butt dance plz
 
2004-05-23 6:48:44 PM  
"I'm more of a woman now. I'm 19."
No, you are not a woman yet. You're still a teenager. As I've seen and been through, most girls don't become a 'woman' until around age 25...most boys don't become 'men' around 30. Having kids tends to speed this process up, too.
 
2004-05-23 6:49:40 PM  
Also, I think that any singer that talks about their songs as an ART should be chopped into little pieces and be fed to a herd of angry wildebeast.

Popsongs are NOT art.
 
2004-05-23 6:49:53 PM  
"I was brought up in kind of an old-fashioned way," the singer says. "My mom was strict. She told me guys need to respect you. So I guess I'm old-fashioned, too. Everyone has had this image of me as a tomboy, but I'm not that anymore," she adds. "I'm more of a woman now. I'm 19."


Wow. What two years can change...
 
2004-05-23 6:50:20 PM  
Somebody has gotta post the pic with her ass crack sticking out

/teh sexay
 
2004-05-23 6:51:58 PM  
sk8 or die was a good Nintendo game.
 
2004-05-23 6:52:21 PM  
What, did William Shatner write the headline?
 
2004-05-23 6:52:48 PM  
I'd rather continue hearing about Oasis.

Err, maybe not.

/cream or suppositories
 
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