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(WGNO)   You've made some strange choices in life if you're caught sneaking into LSU stadium with a prostitute by climbing a mechanical ladder   ( wgno.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, 36-year-old Lucien Hamilton, Louisiana State University, Crime, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, LSU police department, Baseball park, Yankee Stadium, Criminal law  
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2017-07-13 06:02:40 AM  
In high school a buddy of mine and I snuck into LSU stadium and some of the mechanical tunnels near it. We were just looking around, no hookers.
 
2017-07-13 08:12:38 AM  
what sort of ladder should you have been climbing?
 
2017-07-13 08:16:30 AM  

J Noble Daggett: what sort of ladder should you have been climbing?


I would have upgraded to electronic... possibly even optical , depending on the cost.
 
2017-07-13 08:18:52 AM  

elkboy: J Noble Daggett: what sort of ladder should you have been climbing?

I would have upgraded to electronic... possibly even optical , depending on the cost.


What about a stairway to heaven?
 
2017-07-13 08:19:25 AM  

elkboy: J Noble Daggett: what sort of ladder should you have been climbing?

I would have upgraded to electronic... possibly even optical , depending on the cost.


Virtual ladders.  Digital hookers.  Real grass, though.
 
2017-07-13 08:20:39 AM  
They prefer to be called 'robotic vertical assistants'.  Not sure what the mechanical ladder wants to be called.
 
2017-07-13 08:22:26 AM  
Well, that's just like, your OPINION, man.
 
2017-07-13 08:22:53 AM  
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Organic ladder. "You know, about twenty feet down, you're still a brunette."
 
2017-07-13 08:23:29 AM  
I guess he wanted to geaux all the way.
 
2017-07-13 08:26:38 AM  
Does a hooked charge more when she's forced to jump through hoops?
 
2017-07-13 08:31:50 AM  

J Noble Daggett: what sort of ladder should you have been climbing?


Organic ladders are the best
 
2017-07-13 08:31:52 AM  
I hope that you sprung for an expensive call girl, if your fantasies are that specific.
 
2017-07-13 08:35:43 AM  
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2017-07-13 08:38:54 AM  
love how its Tiger stadium and he looks like Tiger Woods
 
2017-07-13 08:39:32 AM  

MasterAdkins: In high school a buddy of mine and I snuck into LSU stadium and some of the mechanical tunnels near it. We were just looking around, no hookers.


Who needs a hooker when you have a buddy.  NO HOMO, am I right?
 
2017-07-13 08:40:43 AM  
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2017-07-13 08:40:58 AM  
So, he likes risky pussy?

Put that farking dummy in the cage with Mike.
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2017-07-13 08:42:11 AM  

J Noble Daggett: what sort of ladder should you have been climbing?


Jacob's.
 
2017-07-13 08:42:54 AM  

lectos: MasterAdkins: In high school a buddy of mine and I snuck into LSU stadium and some of the mechanical tunnels near it. We were just looking around, no hookers.

Who needs a hooker when you have a buddy.  NO HOMO, am I right?


No homo (NTTIAWWT). I would have preferred the hooker though, just not getting busted.
 
2017-07-13 08:43:24 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 480x360]

Organic ladder. "You know, about twenty feet down, you're still a brunette."


Does the carpet match the ladder?
 
2017-07-13 08:44:08 AM  
What's a mechanical ladder?
 
2017-07-13 08:46:28 AM  

abhorrent1: What's a mechanical ladder?


probably something from a country that has to clarify "armed police".
 
2017-07-13 08:46:52 AM  

abhorrent1: What's a mechanical ladder?


I think they mean scissor lift.
 
2017-07-13 08:47:36 AM  
"Hamilton admitted to soliciting the prostitute and has been charged with unauthorized entry into a place of business in addition to the solicitation charge."

I read this part in a Broadway play rap style.

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2017-07-13 08:47:39 AM  

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Shakes tiny, psychedelic fist.
 
2017-07-13 08:49:35 AM  
"strange" is a strange way to spell "awesome", subby
 
2017-07-13 08:49:56 AM  
"Made strange choices"????

Or all the right choices?

Some crimes are a hinderence to employment during interviews, here in Louisiana that story would in fact solidify the job for you.
 
2017-07-13 08:55:08 AM  
Dude had a dream, give him a break.
 
2017-07-13 09:18:06 AM  

MasterAdkins: In high school a buddy of mine and I snuck into LSU stadium and some of the mechanical tunnels near it. We were just looking around, no hookers.


Really? I would have thought the place would have been crawling with them. Maybe the cyber now. 
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2017-07-13 09:21:54 AM  

stuhayes2010: abhorrent1: What's a mechanical ladder?

I think they mean scissor lift.


Those are hell to lug around, and they tend to not work well when leaned against something....
 
2017-07-13 09:22:17 AM  

MasterAdkins: lectos: MasterAdkins: In high school a buddy of mine and I snuck into LSU stadium and some of the mechanical tunnels near it. We were just looking around, no hookers.

Who needs a hooker when you have a buddy.  NO HOMO, am I right?

No homo (NTTIAWWT). I would have preferred the hooker though, just not getting busted.


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What a busted hooker may look like
 
2017-07-13 09:27:27 AM  

Delfanelfa: MasterAdkins: In high school a buddy of mine and I snuck into LSU stadium and some of the mechanical tunnels near it. We were just looking around, no hookers.

Really? I would have thought the place would have been crawling with them. Maybe the cyber now. [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 759x573]


It was about 3:00am (bars close at 2:00am) and there was not a soul anywhere on campus.
 
2017-07-13 09:46:35 AM  
There are four guys around Tiger Stadium.

One of them's climbing up a mechanical ladder to get in to the prostitute.
One of them's climbing down another mechanical ladder on the other side of the stadium.
One of them's inside the stadium.
One of them's outside looking up at the purple and gold lights.

What are their nationalities?

The guy climbing in, he's Russian.
The guy climbing out, he's Finnish.
The guy inside...Himalayan.
The guy outside looking up at the purple and gold lights, he's from Alabama. He's waiting for them to turn crimson.
 
2017-07-13 09:55:29 AM  

MasterAdkins: In high school a buddy of mine and I snuck into LSU stadium and some of the mechanical tunnels near it. We were just looking around, no hookers.



Well, at least you had each other.
 
2017-07-13 09:58:16 AM  
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That's a man who'd use a mechanical ladder.
 
2017-07-13 10:14:22 AM  

J Noble Daggett: what sort of ladder should you have been climbing?


Hooker Ladder.
 
2017-07-13 10:50:13 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MasterAdkins: lectos: MasterAdkins: In high school a buddy of mine and I snuck into LSU stadium and some of the mechanical tunnels near it. We were just looking around, no hookers.

Who needs a hooker when you have a buddy.  NO HOMO, am I right?

No homo (NTTIAWWT). I would have preferred the hooker though, just not getting busted.

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What a busted hooker may look like


Seen worse. She's kinda hot with those crazy eyes
 
2017-07-13 11:01:22 AM  
What girls at LSU might look like

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2017-07-13 11:54:52 AM  
Strange choices in life are entering a secure federal office facility in Louisiana and attempting to wiretap a US Senator funded by Steve Bannon's "media company"
 
2017-07-13 01:34:21 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: J Noble Daggett: what sort of ladder should you have been climbing?

Hooker Ladder.


Then once you are up, do the Electric Slide back down.
 
2017-07-13 01:54:54 PM  

OldJames: What girls at LSU might look like

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I went to a couple of science meetings (microbiology/biochemistry stuff) at LSU during grad school. You are absolutely correct. Every female student I recall seeing there looked just like those ladies. The fact that you are able to produce an image of them that perfectly mirrors my memory is uncanny.
 
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