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(WPXI.com)   Woman sees her son crawl through McDonald's playground and come out covered in shiat on the other side   ( wpxi.com) divider line
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2017-07-09 04:58:33 PM  
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2017-07-09 05:12:24 PM  
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narrating] I must admit I didn't think much of little Jimmy first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the boy.
 
2017-07-09 07:29:22 PM  
I know what, let's call the news.
 
2017-07-09 07:59:44 PM  
i'm not a health inspector but that's probably like 13 health code violations
good call on employees not washing their hands
 
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2017-07-09 08:44:44 PM  
I's funny cuz I'm watching that right now (Sundance Channel).
 
2017-07-09 08:55:10 PM  
What was she expecting?
 
2017-07-09 09:01:58 PM  
"I went over to the counter and said, 'Are you going to give me any paper towels or anything to help clean my son off?' and they were just laughing and arguing about who should clean it up."

Plop his ass down on the counter. See how fast the cleaning supplies come out then.
 
2017-07-09 09:31:39 PM  

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Done in one.
 
2017-07-09 10:39:22 PM  
Oh wow, I was expecting something different. Then I start to read and the shiat came from another boy who had just unloaded on the slide? I was going to be pissed off at the mom for being squeamish about children's bodily fluids.

But after reading the way the employees handled it, I'm back on her side. I think you can still joke about the situation if you're making an honest effort to help them clean up and obviously clean up the slide.

Something like, "McDonald's food isn't exactly known for helping you keep your excrement inside."

"shiat flows downhill, but it will still leave a mess on the way down."

"Another day in the ball poop."

"Oh the boy has eczema? S*it's getting dangerous, yo."

"When you're going down the slide and your shoe begins to glide, diarrhea."

What else?
 
2017-07-09 10:54:23 PM  
The employees deserve $15 an hour amirite?!
 
2017-07-09 10:56:01 PM  
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2017-07-09 10:57:25 PM  
I'm thinking Arby's.
 
2017-07-09 10:57:54 PM  
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2017-07-09 10:58:47 PM  
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2017-07-09 10:59:47 PM  
this story stinks.
 
2017-07-09 11:00:43 PM  
I don't think my local McDonald's has assigned employees to slide down the playground equipment after every kid with bleach wipes.  Is this an outrage?
 
2017-07-09 11:02:57 PM  

moothemagiccow: i'm not a health inspector but that's probably like 13 health code violations
good call on employees not washing their hands


They probably have a handwashing station somewhere back behind the counter. Management might be more strict about the workers refilling soap in that one, since they'd be able to see that the employees wash their hands.
 
2017-07-09 11:03:12 PM  
Mustn't be a king.
 
2017-07-09 11:03:53 PM  
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2017-07-09 11:05:29 PM  

RadiomanATL: Slide in question:

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Nice poop chute.
 
2017-07-09 11:05:38 PM  
Get busy living or get busy dying.
 
2017-07-09 11:07:21 PM  
Why he picked enchilada night? I'll never know.
 
2017-07-09 11:08:21 PM  

TheFoz: The employees deserve $15 an hour amirite?!



Well if you pay them $15 an hour, they might actually give a shait about doing their job.


/But it turns out that kid gave more of a shiat than those employees.

 
2017-07-09 11:09:54 PM  
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2017-07-09 11:13:05 PM  
shiat; I'm still only at McDonald's... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the playroom...
When I was home after my first tour, it was worse.  I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the playroom.  I'm here a week now... waiting for a happy meal... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Ronald squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.
 
2017-07-09 11:14:30 PM  
Looking at the reviews of some Hampshire McDonalds there, it seems that the place probably is never clean and no one gives a damn about anything. Yet people kept coming back.
 
2017-07-09 11:15:50 PM  
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2017-07-09 11:16:30 PM  
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2017-07-09 11:19:52 PM  

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2017-07-09 11:21:55 PM  
I used to be a McDonald's manager at a location with a playplace. I'd say at least once a month, someone would report their child had found poop or pee in the playplace, and we had a specific protocol for closing the playplace down and sanitizing the inside. It wasn't so uncommon, and it was never funny, because it usually meant an irate parent and a disgusting mess. We were supposed to do whatever it took to keep the situation calm (refunds, free food, etc.) and document it immediately if anyone complained.

The McD's in this story sounds like a pretty awful place, so I suspect the media attention will result in everyone who was working that shift (and the manager) getting fired. Corporate McD's will strip franchise rights from owners who let these problems get out of control, so cleaning house is the easy maneuver.
 
2017-07-09 11:22:36 PM  
She shouldn't have ordered him the Crappy Meal.  "Over 99 Billion Soiled".
 
2017-07-09 11:23:07 PM  

UberNeuman: shiat; I'm still only at McDonald's... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the playroom...
When I was home after my first tour, it was worse.  I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the playroom.  I'm here a week now... waiting for a happy meal... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Ronald squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.


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2017-07-09 11:28:22 PM  

secularsage: The McD's in this story sounds like a pretty awful place, so I suspect the media attention will result in everyone who was working that shift (and the manager) getting fired. Corporate McD's will strip franchise rights from owners who let these problems get out of control, so cleaning house is the easy maneuver.


This place sounds like the bad store in the training videos.  "Dude, your burgers are goin' up!"
 
2017-07-09 11:28:53 PM  
I used to live in Manchester so I'm getting a kick out of ... well, not really. All the McD's around there are owned by one dude and he doesn't seem to care about any of them. Or at least that's how it was back when I was there.

That said, I'm kind of unclear on what there is actually video of, versus what is actually the mother's story alone. Sad to say, there are a lot of people who will try to pull ... um, you know ... in order to get a corporation to pay them to shut up. It's a McD's in Manchester -- there's surveillance video. Once some information about what really happened comes out, things will probably be considerably clearer.

I do find it odd that she was in a McD's that didn't have a single napkin, piece of toilet paper, or other wiping material anywhere, so she had to use a sock. Seriously, not a napkin??? Or, for that matter, where the staff didn't just give her a big stack of paper towels so she'd stop throwing a ... you know ... fit. I've worked in McD's, and "getting the customer to shut up and let you get some work done" was a thing. (the fact that it was in a college town and "the customer" was, all too often, a crowd of drunken frat boys may have skewed this a bit) This just doesn't feel right.

But when they look at the tapes, we'll see.
 
2017-07-09 11:30:11 PM  
At least they didn't have to eat there.
 
2017-07-09 11:36:56 PM  

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DOODIE!
 
2017-07-09 11:53:34 PM  
Feeding a kid McDonalds?  Call CPS.
 
2017-07-09 11:56:51 PM  
I can't think of anything clever to add.  No jokes, no puns.  This hit too close to home for me.  Insert your own falling shiat pun here.  That took place here.  In this city.  On this side of the river.  A few blocks down stream.  Insert your own downstream pun here.  It's where we all used to eat, just before going to that Pyramid club back in the day.  Insert your own shiatty club music pun here.

I think from now on, I'll refer to that McDonald's branch as "The Shiatty McDonald's".
 
2017-07-10 12:00:13 AM  
And...?
 
2017-07-10 12:12:02 AM  
My son is just reaching toddler-dom and starting to explore play places and I'm always a little nervous in the back of my mind that something like this will happen. It's bad enough when it's his own filth that he gets covered in (which thankfully hasn't happened too often yet) but another kids would just be sooo gross.
 
2017-07-10 12:12:42 AM  
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2017-07-10 12:21:26 AM  

Koldbern: I can't think of anything clever to add.  No jokes, no puns.  This hit too close to home for me.  Insert your own falling shiat pun here.  That took place here.  In this city.  On this side of the river.  A few blocks down stream.  Insert your own downstream pun here.  It's where we all used to eat, just before going to that Pyramid club back in the day.  Insert your own shiatty club music pun here.

I think from now on, I'll refer to that McDonald's branch as "The Shiatty McDonald's".


You live in Manchester? I moved south (not voluntarily, but you go where the work is) in 2010. I miss the Fisher Cats, and fireworks on the river, and Cremeland. I don't miss Frank Guinta.

Manchester trivia: Todd Peters used to be my upstairs neighbor.
 
2017-07-10 12:29:46 AM  

bubbaloo: I know what, let's call the news.


Your odds of winning the Large Cash Settlement lottery go way up if your story becomes national news first.
 
2017-07-10 12:35:24 AM  

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WTF is a kid in a diaper doing in a public pool?
 
2017-07-10 12:40:36 AM  

studebaker hoch: RadiomanATL: [media3.giphy.com image 200x139]

WTF is a kid in a diaper doing in a public pool?


spreading shiat on the slide. didn't you see the gif?
 
2017-07-10 12:45:23 AM  
Look, if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that this lady's story is in no way exaggerated.  There is no possible way that the Mcdonalds' employees version of the story would be different from hers.

No, we're just going to have to assume that all the employees laughed at her, completely refused to help her, and that there were no paper towels, napkins, or soap in the entire building.
 
2017-07-10 12:58:59 AM  

2chris2: Look, if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that this lady's story is in no way exaggerated.  There is no possible way that the Mcdonalds' employees version of the story would be different from hers.

No, we're just going to have to assume that all the employees laughed at her, completely refused to help her, and that there were no paper towels, napkins, or soap in the entire building.


And that the mother of a 5-year-old -- a kid at an age where a kid can still eat chocolate ice cream with his entire face -- doesn't have so much as a travel-size pack of Kleenex in her car, either.

And this particular McDonald's (and only this McDonald's) has also discontinued usage of those paper tray liners, and there isn't a single one of them anywhere in the store. They'd be better than a sock, after all.

Pretty amazing, really. This McDonald's is like no other in the world. It's a post-modern paperless McDonald's!
 
2017-07-10 01:43:44 AM  

TheFoz: The employees deserve $15 an hour amirite?!


Maybe if they're paid that much, they'll be more conscientious about keeping the play area clean.
 
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2017-07-10 01:44:43 AM  
Used to work im McD's about 20 years ago. Had a manager who was a bit of a coont and liked to make you aware of who was boss.
One day 2 little scrotes about 10 or 11 decided, I kid you not, to have a shiat fight in the disabled toilet. They were on their own without parents.
It was all over the walls, everywhere.
Never was I happier that said manager was on shift. He had a nice, quiet polite word with those disgusting little morons. They spent about an hour getting that toilet immaculate.
 
2017-07-10 02:22:44 AM  
I live down the street from this McD's so I'm getting a kick...
 
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