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(Fox 59)   The coffee wars between 7-Eleven and Village Pantry have reached new heights. BONUS: breaking and entering, public indecency, and a TASER-ing   ( fox59.com) divider line
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2017-07-04 02:05:39 PM  
I've never heard 7-11 has a reputation for quality coffee...I'm thinking it would taste like 12 hours old, mixed with that nacho cheese gunk and dead flies that got caught in the urn.
 
2017-07-04 02:54:11 PM  
Do I have to pay extra?
 
2017-07-04 04:35:36 PM  
Mi-T Mart coffee is even better.

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2017-07-04 04:50:46 PM  
I feel the dude's pain.  I once had to cut a motherfarker when my grocer ran out of my blend.
 
2017-07-04 04:55:01 PM  
What do people in Indiana know about coffee? Jesus, it's just burnt tea out there.

Now, if you're in the PNW, you know what coffee is about.

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2017-07-04 04:56:25 PM  

gopher321: I've never heard 7-11 has a reputation for quality coffee...I'm thinking it would taste like 12 hours old, mixed with that nacho cheese gunk and dead flies that got caught in the urn.


Just about everything tastes good when you're on meth or bath salts. This wasn't exactly Jules offering a complimentary critique to Jimmy about the gourmet coffee.
 
2017-07-04 04:58:16 PM  
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2017-07-04 05:03:34 PM  
Geez, and I thought I was grumpy before I get my coffee fix.

😎☕
 
2017-07-04 05:06:19 PM  
Police should've called in someone who's immune to coffee-based attacks.

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2017-07-04 05:08:36 PM  
What happened to the sunglasses?
 
2017-07-04 05:12:29 PM  

ArthurVandelay: What happened to the sunglasses?


I hope he kept them after he got naked.
 
2017-07-04 05:49:15 PM  

gopher321: I've never heard 7-11 has a reputation for quality coffee...I'm thinking it would taste like 12 hours old, mixed with that nacho cheese gunk and dead flies that got caught in the urn.

 
2017-07-04 05:52:51 PM  
I'll never forget the time I went into 7-11 and spent over $100 at 3 in the morning.
 
2017-07-04 06:09:11 PM  

gopher321: I've never heard 7-11 has a reputation for quality coffee...I'm thinking it would taste like 12 hours old, mixed with that nacho cheese gunk and dead flies that got caught in the urn.


actually, their coffee is pretty good. It's better than the shiate that places like Starbucks passes off. They're aggressive about making new pots, etc.
 
2017-07-04 06:11:03 PM  

gopher321: I've never heard 7-11 has a reputation for quality coffee...I'm thinking it would taste like 12 hours old, mixed with that nacho cheese gunk and dead flies that got caught in the urn.


7-11 coffee is surprisingly good.  Arco/AM-PM coffee, however, is evil.
 
2017-07-04 06:34:15 PM  
Stores like 7-11 tend to have good coffee because it is brewed so often it doesn't have time to get stale.. Except dead of night but by that point you're drunk and don't care
 
2017-07-04 06:42:33 PM  

styckx: Stores like 7-11 tend to have good coffee because it is brewed so often it doesn't have time to get stale.. Except dead of night but by that point you're drunk and don't care


Lol, why are you driving around drunk in the dead of night looking for coffee?
 
2017-07-04 06:42:34 PM  
Your father fought in the cola wars.  He wanted you to have this.   It is a bottle.   An elegant weapon from a more civilized age.
 
2017-07-04 06:47:32 PM  

harlock: Your father fought in the cola wars.  He wanted you to have this.   It is a bottle.   An elegant weapon from a more civilized age.


Better war than the franchise wars. Then everything becomes Taco Bell.
 
2017-07-04 07:29:15 PM  
I don't understand the reason for the weird tag.
 
2017-07-04 07:47:09 PM  

OgreMagi: gopher321: I've never heard 7-11 has a reputation for quality coffee...I'm thinking it would taste like 12 hours old, mixed with that nacho cheese gunk and dead flies that got caught in the urn.

7-11 coffee is surprisingly good.  Arco/AM-PM coffee, however, is evil.


Most gas stations started brewing better coffee not long after Starbucks expanded everywhere, much like fast food joints did. The good stuff is ever so slightly more expensive, and Arco is run by cheap bastards who don't take credit cards.

/yeah, their gas is cheaper
//but I have a credit card, so f them
 
2017-07-04 07:54:01 PM  

dj_bigbird: gopher321: I've never heard 7-11 has a reputation for quality coffee...I'm thinking it would taste like 12 hours old, mixed with that nacho cheese gunk and dead flies that got caught in the urn.

actually, their coffee is pretty good. It's better than the shiate that places like Starbucks passes off. They're aggressive about making new pots, etc.


Not in Atlantic City. Give me my Wawa!
 
2017-07-04 07:54:16 PM  
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2017-07-04 08:14:20 PM  
I am beginning to think that the Phrenologists were on to something after seeing all the mugshots on Fark lately.
 
2017-07-04 08:15:26 PM  
7/11 coffee is pretty good, as has been mentioned.

Plus, both the one by my previous job and the one by my current job are staffed by some fine women in the AM.
 
2017-07-04 08:57:38 PM  
My 2002 cuisinart, when filled with 8 O'clock coffee, makes the best coffee on the face of the earth.  Period.
 
2017-07-04 09:01:17 PM  
There is wayyy worse coffee than 7Eleven.

Now, I love my Whole Foods. When they have a coffee bar, it's good. My closest Whole Foods does not have a coffee bar. They brew it in back of the deli and put it in hot pots. I don't know what they do to this coffee, but it's never good.

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2017-07-04 09:11:38 PM  
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2017-07-04 11:29:00 PM  
I am among that rare breed of Americans that never drink coffee and I enjoy so much watching caffeine addicts fight about where to get the best coffee, while handing over a ridiculous some of money for it. I drink water, decaf tea, decaf iced tea, hot cocoa and once in a while a diet soda. Coffee companies are raking in the dough, while caffeine addicts scrape up money to buy that crap, just to end up with it eating a hole in your stomach.
 
2017-07-04 11:50:08 PM  

daffy: I am among that rare breed of Americans that never drink coffee and I enjoy so much watching caffeine addicts fight about where to get the best coffee, while handing over a ridiculous some of money for it. I drink water, decaf tea, decaf iced tea, hot cocoa and once in a while a diet soda. Coffee companies are raking in the dough, while caffeine addicts scrape up money to buy that crap, just to end up with it eating a hole in your stomach.


Aren't you just the coolest?
 
2017-07-05 12:13:15 AM  

speciaal: daffy: I am among that rare breed of Americans that never drink coffee and I enjoy so much watching caffeine addicts fight about where to get the best coffee, while handing over a ridiculous some of money for it. I drink water, decaf tea, decaf iced tea, hot cocoa and once in a while a diet soda. Coffee companies are raking in the dough, while caffeine addicts scrape up money to buy that crap, just to end up with it eating a hole in your stomach.

Aren't you just the coolest?


Nope, but I'm smart enough to not pay $5.00 for coffee. 😝
 
2017-07-05 12:33:15 AM  
Take heed, for this what a world with Universal Basic Income looks like.
 
2017-07-05 03:35:07 AM  

daffy: I am among that rare breed of Americans that never drink coffee


This statement is a contradiction.  I bet you're a foreign terrorist.
 
2017-07-05 06:56:23 AM  

OgreMagi: daffy: I am among that rare breed of Americans that never drink coffee

This statement is a contradiction.  I bet you're a foreign terrorist.


I guess you can add me to watch list too.

/Or send me straight to Gitmo because I also like vegemite
 
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2017-07-05 10:12:58 AM  

girlygirlmpls: There is wayyy worse coffee than 7Eleven.

Now, I love my Whole Foods. When they have a coffee bar, it's good. My closest Whole Foods does not have a coffee bar. They brew it in back of the deli and put it in hot pots. I don't know what they do to this coffee, but it's never good.

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The have good water, though.

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2017-07-05 10:14:30 AM  

daffy: I am among that rare breed of Americans that never drink coffee and I enjoy so much watching caffeine addicts fight about where to get the best coffee, while handing over a ridiculous some of money for it. I drink water, decaf tea, decaf iced tea, hot cocoa and once in a while a diet soda. Coffee companies are raking in the dough, while caffeine addicts scrape up money to buy that crap, just to end up with it eating a hole in your stomach.



hmmm, you sound Mormon. And if religion isn't your excuse, your sanctimonious, supercilious, haughty 'tude will not be tolerated. This is Fark after all.

As for paying for it, you can buy a coffee pot or an espresso machine. Hell they even have an espresso pot that you can use on the stove for minimal cost. It's a four dollar convenience fee when you buy espresso drinks on the town. Like I come here for manufactured outrage, I could do just as well sitting at home and staring at the floors my brother helped me refinish.

/guess who hasn't had coffee yet?
 
2017-07-05 01:32:28 PM  

OOF: The have good water, though.


Are people that stupid? Really? That is more about what's wrong than politics. Wow. Just.... Wow.
 
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2017-07-05 02:11:49 PM  

OregonVet: OOF: The have good water, though.

Are people that stupid? Really? That is more about what's wrong than politics. Wow. Just.... Wow.


http://www.cbsnews.com/news/whole-foods-removes-6-asparagus-water-fro​m​-store-shelves/
 
2017-07-05 10:02:51 PM  

OgreMagi: daffy: I am among that rare breed of Americans that never drink coffee

This statement is a contradiction.  I bet you're a foreign terrorist.

I know. I tasted it when I was little and I hated it.I love chocolate but just the smell of coffee in it and it makes my sick.
 
2017-07-05 10:12:18 PM  

bighairyguy: OgreMagi: daffy: I am among that rare breed of Americans that never drink coffee

This statement is a contradiction.  I bet you're a foreign terrorist.

I guess you can add me to watch list too.

/Or send me straight to Gitmo because I also like vegemite


OK, I may be un-American, but Vegemite? Threatening someone with that is definitely a terrorist.  We having been using the word terrorist, I hope Homeland Security doesn't come through the window and arrr----. All is well, I am fine continue with you discussion.
 
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