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(   Fat dead guy didn't spend all the cash after all - roommate had it.   ( divider line
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4373 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2002 at 9:06 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-10 11:32:10 AM  
I have that stupid song stuck in my head now.

Red, white and baby blue... The fark was that about?
2002-01-10 11:32:42 AM  
Ouroborus: Thanks for the bedtime story last night. It was familiar but very hazy. You're pretty cool for a sports-lovin' straight Dude.

So, do we know if there was actually an autopsy done? Is murder going to end up as part of this thread?

BTW Please stop singing that lame song.
2002-01-10 11:37:13 AM  
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2002-01-10 11:39:16 AM  
I was 'friends' with every last one of those Oilers...

one of them was fat and rich, but he died (attempting to un-hi-jack the thread haha)
2002-01-10 11:44:31 AM  
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Remember when Buddy Ryan decided he'd had enough of Kevin Gilbride?
2002-01-10 11:45:26 AM  
Maybe he died eating the missing 1.5 million.
2002-01-10 11:50:22 AM  
Yes, he choked on his own vomit.

But it was not an accident. It was murder. He was forced to vomit, and the vomit was used to suffocate him as torture until he coughed up the money.

I know these things. I saw it in a dream.
2002-01-10 11:54:12 AM  
Hey, I'm from Houston, too! But wasn't really an Oilers fan...
2002-01-10 11:59:51 AM  
Clscjones, that makes you one of the majority. There are more Cowboys fans here than there ever were Oilers fans.
2002-01-10 12:18:35 PM  
The Cowboys suck ass! But, have the Tennessee Titans had a very good year? (I'm seriously asking; I'm a chick; I don't follow football)
2002-01-10 12:20:45 PM  
Well there goes my theory about him drinking it all up in 3 weeks....
2002-01-10 12:24:52 PM  
"All my crimes have first come within the last 6-12 months -- a result of a prescription drug habit or addition (sic), which I would like to plea for help with. I am a 34-year-old white/male who until this year has always been a model citizen and upstanding participant in charitable organizauh

uh huh sure you were. stealing stolen money from a fat dead guy, how rude.
2002-01-10 12:45:16 PM  
GirlyGirl: I think it's only rude when you steal the dead guys pants. Money...that's another matter.
2002-01-10 12:48:14 PM  
good point Glenlivid :)
2002-01-10 12:48:35 PM  
Maybe the idiot could have bought a brain first, then thought out that it is better to stick to one story.
2002-01-10 01:18:40 PM  
I wish someone would steal my pants, but I guess I have a lot of eating and atm robbing to do first.
2002-01-10 01:28:23 PM  
Actually it isn't his pants, it's his shoes. At least in Detroit anyway. Since when you shoot them blood may get on the pants.
2002-01-10 01:41:01 PM  
"I shot this guy for the suit I'm wearing. Can you tell me where I can find him?"

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2002-01-10 02:05:05 PM  
I'm not wearing any pants...
2002-01-10 02:23:09 PM  
Glenlivid at least u have your money
2002-01-10 02:34:19 PM  
I long for the day when a stupid fat guy shows up at my door with 2 duffle bags filled with $3.5 mil.
2002-01-10 02:41:02 PM  
GirlyGirl: actually, I don't. Some fat alcoholic bastard stole it all.
2002-01-10 03:40:06 PM  
So he didn't eat it...
2002-01-10 05:48:31 PM  
I think Steve Miller said it best: "Go on, take the money and run"
2002-01-10 06:06:13 PM  
2002-01-10 06:38:54 PM  
I Cannot belive I missed this one first time round!

2002-01-10 06:51:37 PM  
Howdy, Ace.
I'm kinda wandering around. Smelled your cologne in another room and came back to see if you were here.
I'm beginning to think that neverending threads cannot be contrived into existence.
But I am watching...
2002-01-10 08:54:49 PM  
Whew.......just got in........see.....kinda funny that the fat man is back.....and just when you thought I was gone.... Ha! Wanted to scare you all.....I haven't read all the posts yet (I wanted to talk about M€€€€€€€ for a little bit) anyway, I wrote something to O'Reilly, let's see if he shows my letter.....after all, I can't keep myself ALL for fark!!

Glad to be back people....I didn't mean to leave you all for so long, I know, like most people, you guys missed me.....can't blame ya.....;-)
2002-01-10 10:08:57 PM  
Whazzup, mytwocents! Gimme a bick ol' hug.
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2002-01-10 10:10:17 PM  
I guess the beer has affected my typing skillz. "bick" should be "big".
2002-01-10 10:13:16 PM  
Hytes, Grivas, all other Houston area farkers...I found this for y'all. Sing along with Ouroborus!
2002-01-11 12:37:42 AM  
nobody coming out to play tonight?
2002-01-11 12:53:36 AM  
I am here! (sort of)

Play with me!!!!
2002-01-11 01:06:00 AM  
Hi Ouro Oh has it been a long week.....I can't even go online from my apartment because, well, Cox sucks.....and thanks to my sister, AKA BustyLaRue, I have people hanging over my shoulder at work just waiting to see if I am on Fark...which I usually am, so I have to have at least one more window open to a semi-job related page.....

Oh....and here is your "bick" ole hug... [image from too old to be available] just thought this pic was kinda cute, not clue who they are....
2002-01-11 01:07:12 AM  
"not"= either "no" or "not a" .....your pick, I was no English major....
2002-01-11 01:11:50 AM  
2002-01-11 11:16:04 AM  
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