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(Sun-Sentinel.com)   Fat dead guy didn't spend all the cash after all - roommate had it.   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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2002-01-10 09:09:01 AM  
Hmmm... I was betting on Bonnie and Clyde. Go figure!
2002-01-10 09:14:44 AM  
Just when I'm trying to get out, they PULLLL me back in.
Damn you Fat Guy!!
2002-01-10 09:15:52 AM  
Wow, the thread really is still alive. The cats turned out to be dogs too.
2002-01-10 09:17:47 AM  
well DUH!
2002-01-10 09:21:09 AM  
Mytwocents should be jumping in any time now........
2002-01-10 09:24:46 AM  
What a shmuck!
2002-01-10 09:25:05 AM  
Damn you Fat Bastard!

Quote when money was found "Ohh, getting frisky are we?"
2002-01-10 09:29:13 AM  
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2002-01-10 09:30:38 AM  
and we will be hearing how Fark can have free bandwidth in
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2002-01-10 09:32:33 AM  
Samething I would have done.
"Na officer, I never saw no money. I swear to god, he left with some big suitcases one day and when he returned he no longer had them"
As officer leaves begin getting undressed to swim in piles of cash from dead roomate, a la Scrooge McDuck.
2002-01-10 09:32:56 AM  
Mmmmm...fat dead guy thread.
2002-01-10 09:34:58 AM  
...and the fat guy was really a buff exotic stripper who volunteered with crack babies in his spare time...
2002-01-10 09:44:39 AM  
Hey, forget the fat guy, let's talk about ME !!!!
2002-01-10 09:46:23 AM  
the same buff exotic not gay (wink, wink) stripper from Falwell U.? this is getting too weird.
2002-01-10 09:47:21 AM  
Long time no talk twocents
2002-01-10 09:48:55 AM  
Well it isn't the real Mytwocents, but it is close.....
2002-01-10 09:49:16 AM  
Oh no...just when we thought he had finally been laid to rest.

Oh well does this mean that this thread is just crying out to be up there next to the original in the top comments section?
2002-01-10 09:49:18 AM  
The revelations continue. It Mytwoscents all this time...
2002-01-10 09:49:30 AM  
Hey 2 cents, I used to live in AZ how can you stand living there? I have moved on and I now look back and say why did I waste my life in that hell.
2002-01-10 09:49:42 AM  
I'm as real as the day is long...
2002-01-10 09:52:38 AM  
Told yall!

Didn't I say follow the money. Huh? Didn't I?
2002-01-10 09:53:58 AM  
Come on, 2smells, you can do better than that!
2002-01-10 09:57:08 AM  
Okok, hey, it's early and I need more coffee hehe
2002-01-10 09:57:48 AM  
Is it just me, or does the thought of 350 pounds of plastic-wrapped, bundled $20 bills make you salivate?

I, for one, would not have been so foolish with the money.
But one can only dream.
2002-01-10 10:01:29 AM  
Oh well well well Mytwoscents is still alive and kicking...and I thought you would have buried yourself along with the rich dead fat guy thread...lol..I guess you will be hanging around just to get up the nose of the real Mytwocents...hahaha
2002-01-10 10:02:58 AM  

2002-01-10 10:04:33 AM  
what's the deal with all this reality stuff? I look at my hands and they are real... my gorgeous face in the mirror is real..., the new dresses I just got for my return visit to Las Vegas is real... noe you have me all confused :( (pout)
2002-01-10 10:05:48 AM  
OK, Mytwoscents, I'll give you time.
*waits patiently while Jeopardy music plays in background*

Good Morning to my Houston friends, Grivas, Jefferson Davis, and Hytes Xian (whenever he shows up). I would also like to say that I've missed JOHNDX the last couple of days.

That is all.
2002-01-10 10:06:55 AM  
now, even -

hey I'm in Houston too! Hmmm maybe that's not real...
2002-01-10 10:07:08 AM  
Get up the nose of Mytwocents? That's not exactly where I want to go. :-)
2002-01-10 10:09:20 AM  

Golf ad.. too... annoying.
2002-01-10 10:17:03 AM  
And, why is the old "FatGuy" thread still alive?!?!

Dammit, people! Jefferson Davis & Grivas are giving us GOLD and it keeps getting pissed on!

/rant (short rant)
2002-01-10 10:26:08 AM  
oh dear god...not THIS bloated corpse again....
2002-01-10 10:30:56 AM  
Control, you were right. I hope it is you that has the missing 1.5 million.

Go Houston!!! I am going to get drunk tonight, so to the rest of my Houston comrades, if you see someone passed out in the street, compare the face to the pic in my bio.
2002-01-10 10:41:35 AM  
Houston Oilers,Houston Oilers,Houston Oilers number one!
(tuba playing)
Houston Oilers,Houston Oilers,Houston Oilers number one!

what was all THAT about? hahaha
2002-01-10 10:45:37 AM  
Not this thread again!

*Runs screaming in terror, people in cubicles popping heads up, keeps running right through the 23rd story window...Splat*
2002-01-10 10:49:03 AM  
Anyone who likes seeing their name in bold in one of my posts: Good morning.
Okok: You realize, of course, that you will be needing a shove. Don't count on borrowing one from Grivas, either. He can't seem to finish his job.
2002-01-10 10:49:46 AM  
2002-01-10 10:53:11 AM  
Great show as always Phil!

(I know you're there hehe)
2002-01-10 10:54:04 AM  
shut up, R.C.
2002-01-10 10:55:24 AM  
Screw the gold, I'll cash all in $20's please.
2002-01-10 10:56:02 AM  
I know you are but what am I?

you - - you - - ahhhh
2002-01-10 10:59:55 AM  
Luv ya Blue!!! no wait, I hated them.
2002-01-10 10:59:58 AM  
Mmmm...16 year-old boys... If Dllsgrlz is finished with you, you can come sit next to me for a bit.
2002-01-10 11:03:34 AM  
He's mine!
2002-01-10 11:04:17 AM  
Patience, ladies, there's enough of me to go around ;)
2002-01-10 11:06:42 AM  
you're lame, R.C.
2002-01-10 11:07:49 AM  
I'm afraid that after you've been with Mytwoscents it would ruin you for all other women. Hahahaha!!!
2002-01-10 11:09:34 AM  
Woohoo! We have a new home in this thread everybody.

2smells: I remember that song...Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers number one. *wipes tear from eye* Ah the good ol' days. fark you, Bud Adams!
2002-01-10 11:15:54 AM  
Love ya Blue
Bum..where are you? The Snake? Earlers?, Whiteshoes Johnson,
and the 35 point NFL record lead lost in the championship game. We were craptastic!
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