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(NYPost)   What is your best cure for a hangover? Link on left goes to a list of the "six best ways to cure a hangover". Link on the right goes to a long list of FARKers saying "just never stop drinking"   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2017-06-23 09:52:14 AM  
Don't sober up.
 
2017-06-23 09:55:31 AM  
Sausage gravy over biscuits, powerade.
 
2017-06-23 09:57:45 AM  
FTFA:Reach for the painkillers to help with head or muscle aches.
Stick to paracetamol-based remedies as aspirin can increase nausea. Take an antacid if you have a dodgy stomach and need it settling.


This is literally the worst advice ever.  Paracetamol (tylenol) should NEVER be taken while your body is still processing alcohol, and not even if you're a regular (3 or more drinks a day) drinker BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOUR farkING LIVER.
 
2017-06-23 10:14:55 AM  
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2017-06-23 10:22:58 AM  
Look at what you dragged home. Vow never to drink again.
 
2017-06-23 10:24:35 AM  
Cure?  Slam water and sleep it off.
 
2017-06-23 10:25:56 AM  
Wake up, STFU, GBTW.

Children get hangovers, adults just deal with it.
 
2017-06-23 10:26:14 AM  
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With a beer.
 
2017-06-23 10:34:42 AM  
Loco Moco

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2017-06-23 10:37:47 AM  
"What's good for a hangover?"

"Lots of heavy drinking the night before."

/Not too obscure, I hope
 
2017-06-23 10:49:24 AM  
Yeah, all the crap food being posted usually just ends up in the toilet at a much different speed than the usual ETA. You're not really that hung over if you can still eat. Advil, chug ginger ale and lie in bed hating yourself.
 
2017-06-23 10:54:02 AM  
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It has vitamin C.
 
2017-06-23 10:54:49 AM  
If you're feeling proactive - have a glass of water between drinks, eat something after drinking, take some ibuprofen before bed (not acetaminophen!), and have enough time the next day to sleep it off.

If you've already ignored all that and are waking up to shrill noises and bright lights after 4 hours of sleep, there aren't any perfect solutions. You'll need a greasy, high calorie breakfast - lots of fat and carbs. Caffeine, ibuprofen, take a shiat (very important) and a shower. If you're lucky enough to have a little bud and are in a position to partake without ramifications, that's a great idea. Same thing if you can have a beer or a bloody mary or something.
 
2017-06-23 10:55:34 AM  
Don't drink, just get stoned out of your mind.  No hangover. Maybe a tad sleepy until the coffee kicks in.
 
2017-06-23 11:10:19 AM  
I wouldn't say never stop drinking but a nip of hard liquor is the only sure fire cure .
 
2017-06-23 11:22:08 AM  
Don't know, I've never had a hangover.
 
2017-06-23 11:31:02 AM  
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2017-06-23 12:02:18 PM  

hobnail: FTFA:Reach for the painkillers to help with head or muscle aches.
Stick to paracetamol-based remedies as aspirin can increase nausea. Take an antacid if you have a dodgy stomach and need it settling.

This is literally the worst advice ever.  Paracetamol (tylenol) should NEVER be taken while your body is still processing alcohol, and not even if you're a regular (3 or more drinks a day) drinker BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOUR farkING LIVER.


That's why God gave you two. You blow out the first one and then you have a backup.
 
2017-06-23 12:17:40 PM  
2 Aleve and a bottle of Smart Water.
 
2017-06-23 12:23:16 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: hobnail: FTFA:Reach for the painkillers to help with head or muscle aches.
Stick to paracetamol-based remedies as aspirin can increase nausea. Take an antacid if you have a dodgy stomach and need it settling.

This is literally the worst advice ever.  Paracetamol (tylenol) should NEVER be taken while your body is still processing alcohol, and not even if you're a regular (3 or more drinks a day) drinker BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOUR farkING LIVER.

That's why God gave you two. You blow out the first one and then you have a backup.


You... you have two livers? Are you some kind of god?
 
2017-06-23 12:26:39 PM  
There is a very good cure for a hangover, but it sounds (and is, really) so unpleasant that nobody wants to do it:

Cardio.

Go for a run, hop on a bike, do something to get your heart rate up.  Does it suck?  Heck yeah, especially at first, but I promise you that 30 minutes of hard cardio will have you feeling right as rain at the end after your body cooks off all the crap you poisoned it with.

And pooping.  I've never figured that out, but I always feel a lot better after dropping the first deuce of the day.
 
2017-06-23 12:34:39 PM  

OptionC: There is a very good cure for a hangover, but it sounds (and is, really) so unpleasant that nobody wants to do it:

Cardio.

Go for a run, hop on a bike, do something to get your heart rate up.  Does it suck?  Heck yeah, especially at first, but I promise you that 30 minutes of hard cardio will have you feeling right as rain at the end after your body cooks off all the crap you poisoned it with.

And pooping.  I've never figured that out, but I always feel a lot better after dropping the first deuce of the day.


Yes to both. Although make sure you hydrate before the cardio.
 
2017-06-23 12:41:51 PM  

hobnail: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: hobnail: FTFA:Reach for the painkillers to help with head or muscle aches.
Stick to paracetamol-based remedies as aspirin can increase nausea. Take an antacid if you have a dodgy stomach and need it settling.

This is literally the worst advice ever.  Paracetamol (tylenol) should NEVER be taken while your body is still processing alcohol, and not even if you're a regular (3 or more drinks a day) drinker BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOUR farkING LIVER.

That's why God gave you two. You blow out the first one and then you have a backup.

You... you have two livers? Are you some kind of god?


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2017-06-23 12:47:52 PM  

nekom: Sausage gravy over biscuits, powerade.


Not bad.  You need grease, salt, hydration.  You can't hydrate without salt.  You need the grease to line your stomach - especially if puked the night before.   I would add ibuprofen, sleep and denial.  It is important do deny that you have a hangover to yourself.  It weakens it somehow.
 
2017-06-23 12:49:09 PM  

OptionC: There is a very good cure for a hangover, but it sounds (and is, really) so unpleasant that nobody wants to do it:

Cardio.

Go for a run, hop on a bike, do something to get your heart rate up.  Does it suck?  Heck yeah, especially at first, but I promise you that 30 minutes of hard cardio will have you feeling right as rain at the end after your body cooks off all the crap you poisoned it with.

And pooping.  I've never figured that out, but I always feel a lot better after dropping the first deuce of the day.


Cardio will induce puking for a major hang over.
 
2017-06-23 12:59:45 PM  
How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray?
 
2017-06-23 01:01:34 PM  
For me there's like 3 different kinds of hangovers.  There's the garden variety, headache/nausea/interrupted sleep kind that respond well to coffee, advil, and greasy food.  Exercise helps too.

Then there's the OMG can't move or I'll throw up please stop blinking so loud you're hurting my ears I wish I could sleep but I can't I swear God if I get through this I'll never drink again.

The third kind is where you're so desperate for hair of the dog that you find yourself on your morning break at work sitting in the car and downing a beer. Or two.
 
2017-06-23 01:56:13 PM  
Wouldn't know. Never been hungover. After I've had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak pan fried in salted butter. I eat that put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.

/not obscure.
 
2017-06-23 02:10:24 PM  
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2017-06-23 02:19:32 PM  

hobnail: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: hobnail: FTFA:Reach for the painkillers to help with head or muscle aches.
Stick to paracetamol-based remedies as aspirin can increase nausea. Take an antacid if you have a dodgy stomach and need it settling.

This is literally the worst advice ever.  Paracetamol (tylenol) should NEVER be taken while your body is still processing alcohol, and not even if you're a regular (3 or more drinks a day) drinker BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOUR farkING LIVER.

That's why God gave you two. You blow out the first one and then you have a backup.

You... you have two livers? Are you some kind of god?


Either Dwarf or Klingon, depending on the fandom.
 
2017-06-23 02:20:10 PM  

TommyDeuce: hobnail: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: hobnail: FTFA:Reach for the painkillers to help with head or muscle aches.
Stick to paracetamol-based remedies as aspirin can increase nausea. Take an antacid if you have a dodgy stomach and need it settling.

This is literally the worst advice ever.  Paracetamol (tylenol) should NEVER be taken while your body is still processing alcohol, and not even if you're a regular (3 or more drinks a day) drinker BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOUR farkING LIVER.

That's why God gave you two. You blow out the first one and then you have a backup.

You... you have two livers? Are you some kind of god?

Either Dwarf or Klingon, depending on the fandom.


Could also be "Norm" from Cheers.
 
2017-06-23 02:40:25 PM  

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Came here for Pedialyte...

Although the last really bad hangover I had was last month the day after my birthday. Camping at about 6000' drank a shiatload of beer and never drank any water before going to bed.

Woke up in the hot tent with a brain shredding headache and severely nauseated. I tried to drink some pedialyte but promptly threw it up onto some nearby cactus. Ended up taking a semi-conscious nap in the back of my buddy's 4Runner and then very slowly and deliberately taking tiny sips water for the next two hours and eating half a banana.

The best cure from what I've been told is to just straight up mainline a bag or two of saline.
http://www.emergencyiv.com/
When you feel shiatty enough, $100 sounds damn reasonable. 

My best friend from high school is coming to visit this weekend and stay for a week. We're going to see Iron Maiden on Wednesday and I'm hoping I don't get blood alcohol poisoning.
 
2017-06-23 03:00:43 PM  
I started eating this for breakfast when I was poor, hungover and needing protein for college lacrosse:

Grilled toast with peanut butter and jelly
Salt peppered fried eggs on top of the toast
Topped with hot sauce and finished with a Gatorade.

I still eat it today.
 
2017-06-23 03:01:23 PM  
What is all this fatty fried food bullshiat about? How is that supposed to help a hangover? Just keep a half pint of vodka, doesn't matter how cheap and drink it gradually as needed.
 
2017-06-23 05:14:18 PM  
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2017-06-23 08:49:55 PM  
I have found that Prince Vicodin is the slayer of all hangovers.
 
2017-06-24 12:27:40 AM  
Never drink Busch beer .
 
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