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(TC Palm)   Excuse me, sir. Those aren't dragons in your pants, are they? Why yes, yes they are. And they're mad, too   ( tcpalm.com) divider line
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2017-06-13 10:20:24 AM  
Imagine that.
 
2017-06-13 11:24:05 AM  
Mad Dragon must be new.  I had to use the Googles to find out what it was.  I think I'll stick with my Night Train Express.
 
2017-06-13 11:34:14 AM  
I prefer bearded dragons.
 
2017-06-13 12:31:30 PM  
I am deeply offended by this story and claim copyright on the product in question.
 
2017-06-13 12:32:31 PM  
I, on the other hand, have an angry orchard in my pants.
 
2017-06-13 12:36:05 PM  
mad dragon wine?????
 
2017-06-13 12:37:38 PM  
he affidavit describes Mad Dragons as "beer," but a vigorous Google search turned up multiple entries referring to it as a wine-like product.

Vigorous search equals typing in mad dragon and tapping search.  Wow
 
2017-06-13 12:41:47 PM  

smunns: he affidavit describes Mad Dragons as "beer," but a vigorous Google search turned up multiple entries referring to it as a wine-like product.

Vigorous search equals typing in mad dragon and tapping search.  Wow


His safe search was off - some of the pics caused him to get vigorous with his fapping.
 
2017-06-13 12:42:29 PM  

smunns: he affidavit describes Mad Dragons as "beer," but a vigorous Google search turned up multiple entries referring to it as a wine-like product.

Vigorous search equals typing in mad dragon and tapping search.  Wow


See the byline. It's Greenlee. Not his ususal shtick.  But dumb as ever.
 
2017-06-13 12:43:57 PM  

kdawg7736: I prefer bearded dragons.


What about Bad Dragons?
 
2017-06-13 12:48:51 PM  
A real angry dragon
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2017-06-13 12:50:14 PM  

smunns: he affidavit describes Mad Dragons as "beer," but a vigorous Google search turned up multiple entries referring to it as a wine-like product.

Vigorous search equals typing in mad dragon and tapping search.  Wow


I've tried it. I'd call it a solvent.
 
2017-06-13 12:50:32 PM  
Mogen David fortified wine, or MD-20/20 has succeeded in coloring the inevitable puke-stream since forever. I guess they are going through a new marketing campaign to ruin yet another generations first time getting shiatfaced.
 
2017-06-13 12:53:00 PM  

TheBigJerk: kdawg7736: I prefer bearded dragons.

What about Bad Dragons?


You don't want to just jump right in and Google this, folks. This is step ten in the 12-step cycle of progressively weirder porn, and skipping too many steps has consequences.
 
2017-06-13 12:53:53 PM  
20% ABV! Damn for a wine based hobo beverage that is strong. I don't even think the OG 20/20 is 20% anymore. They ice distill that stuff?
 
2017-06-13 12:57:05 PM  
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2017-06-13 12:57:14 PM  
"I have a lifetime of poor decisions to make":

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and...

The case of the dude with Mad Dragons in his dungarees began May 16...

Timely, Subfool!
 
2017-06-13 01:21:04 PM  
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U MAD, DOG?!?
 
2017-06-13 01:47:19 PM  
Mad Dragons in my Pants is my Tolkien-inspired 90's rock band.
 
2017-06-13 02:00:16 PM  
Those dragons are just alcoholic beverages? Not actual dragons?

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2017-06-13 02:49:22 PM  
Fulfilling preteen First Hangovers since 2010.
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2017-06-13 04:37:56 PM  
Well Mr. Greenlee was he wearing pants? Dungarees? Or trousers? Make up your mind.
 
2017-06-13 05:52:50 PM  
What? No upvotes on tfh?

/not subby
 
2017-06-13 07:20:01 PM  

whidbey: What? No upvotes on tfh?

/not subby


Don't upvotes and downvotes cancel each other out?
/also not subby
 
fek [TotalFark]
2017-06-13 08:56:24 PM  
he needs those like he needs another hole in his head.
 
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