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2004-05-20 1:24:40 PM  
Nothing says trash like a "BYO Alcohol" wedding reception.

Unless it's an "I stole ALL of this crap" wedding.
 
2004-05-20 1:37:01 PM  
a gold digger, of course. but then again, aren't they all?
 
2004-05-20 1:37:33 PM  
She really took that "something borrowed" thing to heart.
 
2004-05-20 1:37:45 PM  
I love that woman of mine.

/didn't rtfa
 
2004-05-20 1:37:52 PM  
Tarantino surrenders...
 
2004-05-20 1:38:14 PM  
Where was she registered for Linens & Silver?
 
2004-05-20 1:38:38 PM  
Is that any sort of behavior for an otherwise demure virgin?
 
2004-05-20 1:39:58 PM  
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2004-05-20 1:40:04 PM  
MooseBayou

Where was she registered for Linens & Silver?

Anywhere with lax store security, apperently.
 
2004-05-20 1:40:15 PM  
Bridezilla?
 
2004-05-20 1:40:16 PM  
The Return of Bridezilla!!!
 
2004-05-20 1:40:29 PM  
Bomb her! Bomb her wedding!!!
 
2004-05-20 1:41:19 PM  
Screw around on her for 2-5 years while she's in prison. Then until death do you part.
 
2004-05-20 1:42:32 PM  
Ok, that's it. It's obvious heterosexuals cannot handle the pressures of getting married. Let's just give it to the gays, and start our orgy of love.
 
2004-05-20 1:43:25 PM  
But Ms Kourtis said that happiness was destroyed when Vanhostauyen's new beau assaulted her on their wedding night.

He hit it.

/bad humor. really does kinda feel bad, klepto or not the beating isn't right
 
2004-05-20 1:44:05 PM  
Something borrowed...something blue......oh fark it, I'm just going to steal all kinds of shiat for my wedding
 
2004-05-20 1:44:33 PM  
The Bride

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2004-05-20 1:44:37 PM  
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No armed robbery?
 
2004-05-20 1:46:28 PM  
jinx
 
Ash
2004-05-20 1:46:43 PM  
Lady: "All too easy" *breathing noises*

Hey, if you can save thousands of dollars on a wedding, go for it. Try not to get caught tho.
 
2004-05-20 1:48:11 PM  
She's registered at Alcatraz.
 
2004-05-20 1:50:08 PM  
The marriage ended after six months.

pwned by karma
 
2004-05-20 1:51:00 PM  
A LIGHT-fingered bride stole more than the heart of her internet lover when they married last year.

That's what you get dude.
 
2004-05-20 1:53:29 PM  
The bad news: she's already had 4 kids. Yes, humanity really is farked.
 
2004-05-20 1:53:52 PM  
"...the single mother of four children..."

Sounds like she's really trying to be a positive influence for her children.

Okay.... maybe not.
 
2004-05-20 1:54:10 PM  
What is this thread? I didn't expect it to become some kind of Spanish Inquisition...
 
2004-05-20 1:56:34 PM  
"Nothing says trash like a "BYO Alcohol" wedding reception."

I shot wedding photos once for my friend's dad. It was his fifth wedding. The reception was held at the bar where he works. There was no food, an 8-inch cake, and everyone had to pay for their own drinks. Needless to say, I was never paid for my photography services...
 
2004-05-20 1:56:35 PM  
Diogenes:
or did you mean she was registered at
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If so, quite the wedding band!
 
2004-05-20 1:59:25 PM  
Bomb her! Bomb her wedding!!!


And take back that satellite communications gear!

The best Compact missile defense systems at Saks...convenient registry and all.

 
2004-05-20 2:04:12 PM  
2004-05-20 01:40:29 PM Max Reax


Bomb her! Bomb her wedding!!!

**********************

Didn't like your comments y'day, but THAT post was en pointe.

touche.

Moose
 
2004-05-20 2:04:28 PM  
I'm disappointed that it took 8 posts for Bridezilla.
 
wib
2004-05-20 2:04:31 PM  
"handling stolen goods, theft, possessing the proceeds of crime and assaulting police."
good times...
 
2004-05-20 2:05:26 PM  
Typical woman...always in the stores.
 
2004-05-20 2:05:28 PM  
I hope she didn't steal any soft-boiled egg cups or refrigerator magnets made from laminated french fries because that was the gift I chose for her from her registry.
 
2004-05-20 2:07:44 PM  
what, no gun fire and missles? pfft.
 
2004-05-20 2:08:30 PM  
One Night at McCool's, anyone?
 
2004-05-20 2:08:34 PM  
...and if the groom says: "I love her. She stole my heart." Then by all means punch him.
 
2004-05-20 2:08:51 PM  
Now why does the story not mention at all what type of income she makes, what job (if any) she has, what type of government assistance she is on (if any), etc?

It's the rich who are greedy, right? So it would only make sense that she could afford all this stuff and only stole it to exploit the workers that made and sell it. Poor people are the salt of the earth and would never do something like this.
 
2004-05-20 2:10:45 PM  
A SUSPENDED sentence? She is why jails were built. She deserves twelve months at least. The judge was a pussy.
 
2004-05-20 2:12:06 PM  
2004-05-20 01:54:10 PM Moose_Head


What is this thread? I didn't expect it to become some kind of Spanish Inquisition...

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Ok I'll do it since we share FARK names:

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition ...

/sorry

Moose
 
2004-05-20 2:15:18 PM  
You're all missing the point. If the marrige only lasted six months that means shes avilable now. Give that biatch a call!!
 
2004-05-20 2:18:14 PM  
See how it doesn't mention her political agenda???!?!?!?!

Lousy Republicrats and their media bias. Almost as bad as the Demopublicans and their control of the military industrial complex.
 
2004-05-20 2:23:47 PM  
2004-05-20 02:08:34 PM Driver

...and if the groom says: "I love her. She stole my heart." Then by all means punch him

********************

Drives, shoots, scores.
 
2004-05-20 2:35:15 PM  
Muriel's Wedding
 
2004-05-20 2:36:06 PM  
to prepare for wedding?

sounds like she's preparing for marriage and the 40 years of spending someone else's hard earned wedge that that blessed institution affords the fairer sex
 
2004-05-20 2:39:02 PM  
2004-05-20 02:36:06 PM 21-7-b

to prepare for wedding?

sounds like she's preparing for marriage and the 40 years of spending someone else's hard earned wedge that that blessed institution affords the fairer sex

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Pitching wedge? Sand wedge?

/in between clubs

Moose
 
2004-05-20 2:40:02 PM  
#1 Sign that your wedding might not last:

You assault your wife on your wedding night.

Seriously, what the fark. Can mentally incompetent people stop finding each other? This guy is retarded because he's meeting and marrying some used-up klepto biatch with 4 kids. She's nuts because she's stealing shiat and shacking up with someone she knows almost nothing about and putting her kids at risk of living with a serial killer.

And I can't get a date. Lovely. Just lovely.
 
2004-05-20 2:51:59 PM  
Another truism is that for every dollar a wife saves she spends three times over. He probably found cedit card bills for 30k in her panty drawer.
 
2004-05-20 3:16:23 PM  
2004-05-20 02:40:02 PM statmanBBB

Seriously, what the fark. Can mentally incompetent people stop finding each other?

And I can't get a date. Lovely. Just lovely.

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You're using the wrong repellant. Um, nevermind ...
 
2004-05-20 4:12:58 PM  
Muriel's Wedding

haha.. Dancing queen..

That was the strangest movie.
 
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