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(KUTV Utah)   Woman knew something was fishy when her neighbor was hiding the founders of the Mormon Church in her garage   (kutv.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, approximately 800-pound statue, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Salt Lake City, Brigham Young, overnight Monday, West Jordan, Surveillance footage, Joseph Smith  
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2017-05-24 12:17:17 PM  
I don't know what step 2 in her plan was, but step 3 appears to have been "Prophets!"
 
2017-05-24 12:51:50 PM  

TommyDeuce: I don't know what step 2 in her plan was, but step 3 appears to have been "Prophets!"


*golf clap*
 
2017-05-24 12:58:02 PM  

TommyDeuce: I don't know what step 2 in her plan was, but step 3 appears to have been "Prophets!"


An internet for you.
 
2017-05-24 1:11:15 PM  
Surveillance footage caught three men and a woman loading the approximately 800-pound statue on a trailer and taking it away.

And now they can become acquainted with the special form of polygamy practiced in the prison system.
 
2017-05-24 2:03:28 PM  

TommyDeuce: I don't know what step 2 in her plan was, but step 3 appears to have been "Prophets!"


You magnificent bastard.
 
2017-05-24 2:16:34 PM  

TommyDeuce: I don't know what step 2 in her plan was, but step 3 appears to have been "Prophets!"


You should really submit this as a "repeat" headline. I'd vote for it
 
2017-05-24 2:23:52 PM  
GET A BRAIN!

MORMANS
 
2017-05-24 2:26:18 PM  

baronbloodbath: GET A BRAIN!

MORMANS


Been there done that for other Fark threads.

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/the DUI .08 thread
 
2017-05-24 2:27:15 PM  

TommyDeuce: I don't know what step 2 in her plan was, but step 3 appears to have been "Prophets!"


This^^ THIS shiat right here is going to make the newsletter.
 
2017-05-24 2:28:28 PM  
Freaking scrap thieves. I'd like to say the scrap yard might have balked, but I doubt it >.>
 
2017-05-24 2:31:20 PM  
And I thought you could take God with you everywhere.
/I stand corrected
 
2017-05-24 2:31:37 PM  
Could have tossed that sheit in a lake. What is next, Tom Cruise statues being sacred?

/cults
 
2017-05-24 2:32:07 PM  
Party at the Moon Tower!

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2017-05-24 2:33:06 PM  
What does a God need with statues?
 
2017-05-24 2:33:22 PM  
First they founded Utah, then Utah founded them!

I think they should call this a miracle.  The Mormons have a really low barrier for declaring miracles.  If a bunch of seagulls eating locust counts this is pretty close to the bar.
 
2017-05-24 2:33:33 PM  

Percise1: Could have tossed that sheit in a lake. What is next, Tom Cruise statues being sacred?

/cults


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2017-05-24 2:33:34 PM  
The side story about the woman arrested for sexually molesting her 1 year old daughter and sending the pics to her boyfriend made me sick. I cannot comprehend how someone could hurt a child, much less their own.
 
2017-05-24 2:36:04 PM  
They couldn't at least covered it with a tarp to, you know, avoid suspicion?
 
2017-05-24 2:36:10 PM  

happydude45: The side story about the woman arrested for sexually molesting her 1 year old daughter and sending the pics to her boyfriend made me sick. I cannot comprehend how someone could hurt a child, much less their own.


You should have heard what Mr Rogers used to do to kids.
/see other thread
 
2017-05-24 2:39:36 PM  

TommyDeuce: I don't know what step 2 in her plan was, but step 3 appears to have been "Prophets!"


Done in one
 
2017-05-24 2:42:04 PM  
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Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
 
2017-05-24 2:43:53 PM  

JohnnyFark: And I thought you could take God with you everywhere.
/I stand corrected


Oh come on, it's not as though God is Obamacare.
 
2017-05-24 2:45:58 PM  
If only there were something you could put over that statue so that people couldn't recognize it.

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/too soon?
 
2017-05-24 2:46:06 PM  
Must have skipped lunch. All I could think of as founders were Macaroni and Chesus.
 
2017-05-24 2:47:14 PM  
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2017-05-24 2:49:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 640x388]


Biatches.  It needs more biatches.
 
2017-05-24 2:49:42 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: They couldn't at least covered it with a tarp to, you know, avoid suspicion?


Not with Mrs. Kravitz as a neighbor.
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2017-05-24 2:50:24 PM  
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2017-05-24 2:50:45 PM  
Joseph Smith went up on that hill and dug where he was told
and deep in the ground, Joseph found
shining plates of gold
 
2017-05-24 2:51:03 PM  
That's a very awkward euphemism.
 
2017-05-24 2:58:21 PM  
They hid it at their house? Visable from the street?  If you are hiding something from Mormons you put it some place where they will not admit seeing it, like behind a strip club or inside a coffee shop.
 
2017-05-24 3:00:02 PM  

winedrinkingman: They hid it at their house? Visable from the street?  If you are hiding something from Mormons you put it some place where they will not admit seeing it, like behind a strip club or inside a coffee shop.


And if you really want to hide it from them, you put it with their real history, where they will ignore it.
 
2017-05-24 3:04:27 PM  

winedrinkingman: They hid it at their house? Visable from the street?  If you are hiding something from Mormons you put it some place where they will not admit seeing it, like behind a strip club or inside a coffee shop.


Or perhaps behind some type of curtain.
 
2017-05-24 3:05:13 PM  
Directions to the statues were found inside a hat.
 
2017-05-24 3:07:20 PM  
The Crook of Mormon.
 
2017-05-24 3:11:32 PM  
"Why Flounder?"
 
2017-05-24 3:11:42 PM  
Dum dum dum dum dum.
 
2017-05-24 3:16:41 PM  
Guess there'll be a bit of tension at the block party this year.
 
2017-05-24 3:18:33 PM  

Amish Tech Support: "Why Flounder?"


Why not!?
 
2017-05-24 3:19:23 PM  

happydude45: The side story about the woman arrested for sexually molesting her 1 year old daughter and sending the pics to her boyfriend made me sick. I cannot comprehend how someone could hurt a child, much less their own.


This thread is about Mormons, not members of the Catholic Church.

/Not Mormon
//Or religious at all for that matter
 
2017-05-24 3:20:59 PM  

TommyDeuce: I don't know what step 2 in her plan was, but step 3 appears to have been "Prophets!"


Step 2 should have been : put a friggin tarp over the sculpture so no one would know you stole it.
 
2017-05-24 3:22:49 PM  
Ok, but where's Brigham?  All I see is some cleanshaven dude who probably only had one wife, of a reputable age.
 
2017-05-24 3:26:23 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Percise1: Could have tossed that sheit in a lake. What is next, Tom Cruise statues being sacred?

/cults


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And I find you lack of balls disturbing...

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CSB time:
Walked into a roadside bar for a beer and they had some strange 3 ball pool tourney going on 3 tables. Drank my beer, asked what it was, learned the rules, signed up, got another beer.
1 hour later I had $100+ in my pocket and all players refused to participate if I did.
Reason: I hadn't missed a shot.
Comments "We don't need no strangers coming in here and hustling."
Reality: I lived 2 miles away and didn't frequent the place because of #24 on the juke box "Donna ran off with a N*bong*er" (think I'm kidding?). I was just doodling on a day off.
Punchline: Used a house cue that I marked so bow was up for linearity and bottom english, but at least it was an 18 and not some 2x4.

If your rack isn't full, don't think it is pool...

(opportunity aside, CGT, I do like you)
 
2017-05-24 3:28:52 PM  

Jclark666: Ok, but where's Brigham?  All I see is some cleanshaven dude who probably only had one wife, of a reputable age.


Brigham?!?! Damned near rectum!!

... Wait ... that's not it ...
 
2017-05-24 3:29:32 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: If only there were something you could put over that statue so that people couldn't recognize it.

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/too soon?


Shiet! You win. Not sure what, but... you win.

/not too soon atoll
 
2017-05-24 3:32:15 PM  
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"Back in the sixties, he was part of the free speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS"
 
2017-05-24 3:52:56 PM  
The Star Trek memes are still funny, but when I read, "Founders", the first thing that came to mind was Odo and Sisko.

/that Founder was a real biatch
 
2017-05-24 3:58:46 PM  

Percise1: cowgirl toffee: Percise1: Could have tossed that sheit in a lake. What is next, Tom Cruise statues being sacred?

/cults

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And I find you lack of balls disturbing...

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CSB time:
Walked into a roadside bar for a beer and they had some strange 3 ball pool tourney going on 3 tables. Drank my beer, asked what it was, learned the rules, signed up, got another beer.
1 hour later I had $100+ in my pocket and all players refused to participate if I did.
Reason: I hadn't missed a shot.
Comments "We don't need no strangers coming in here and hustling."
Reality: I lived 2 miles away and didn't frequent the place because of #24 on the juke box "Donna ran off with a N*bong*er" (think I'm kidding?). I was just doodling on a day off.
Punchline: Used a house cue that I marked so bow was up for linearity and bottom english, but at least it was an 18 and not some 2x4.

If your rack isn't full, don't think it is pool...

(opportunity aside, CGT, I do like you)


:P  Thanks.

Here's my haunted pool hall (we'll at least the dog's room)...

Dog chasing ghost orbs
Youtube oSJbj2hpraI
 
2017-05-24 4:05:18 PM  
"Dum dum dum dum dum!"
 
2017-05-24 4:23:06 PM  
Used to date a gal whose Mom was a Mormom, she told me stories of how when a family member died, the "priest" said his soul was in purgatory, and the family had to pay 750 Dollars for him to pray the soul out.
/Really
//Xmas party, she rammed her tongue down my throat.
///She was old, 47, married 3x.
////Mormom?
 
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