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2002-01-09 01:52:26 PM  
2002-01-09 01:52:33 PM  
2002-01-09 01:52:38 PM  
we've been had! fark their site!
2002-01-09 01:52:43 PM  
Oh suuuure. Sounds like spin doctoring to me. They think we don't know how dumb they really are.

"Oh, we'd never do thaaat!" says a dessicated mummy like being. Reporters had to flee when one PETA member suddenly snapped and started eating everything made out of meat.

"It's not natural! I am living a lie!" he shouted as he munched on the head of a fellow PETA staffer.
2002-01-09 01:53:39 PM  
Hoax or not, 'twas some funny shiat reading about it!

-he who stacks pork
2002-01-09 01:54:29 PM  
I still say they harrassed Dave Thomas into an early grave...

2002-01-09 01:55:37 PM  
"Whoever came up with this hoax must be laughing himself right out of his tree stand," says Lange.

Is that supposed to be a joke or a snyde commet? Jebus on a pogo stick lady, you suck. That's what eating sprouts and kishi all day will do to you.
2002-01-09 01:55:59 PM  
MMMMmmmm. Broiled PETA staffer head in a pita...with tzatziki!!
2002-01-09 01:56:34 PM  
Or maybe, just maybe, they realized how stupid it was and are now trying to claim it was a hoax..? Maybe?
2002-01-09 01:57:07 PM  
Better luck next time, burger boys.
2002-01-09 01:57:39 PM  
heheh.. dumb hicks.
2002-01-09 01:57:45 PM  
maybe somebody should tell the gun shop owner in OH who was paying the hunters to bring in the PETA orange vests.
2002-01-09 01:58:30 PM  
The jokes on them. I hit two deer on the way to work.
2002-01-09 01:58:41 PM  
This stuff always happens when satire isn't funny.
2002-01-09 01:59:43 PM  
Why tell him? Makes hunting *THAT* much more exciting.
2002-01-09 02:02:23 PM  
yeah, sounds a bit like a hoax...like how the hell did peta catch all those deer to put the vests on in the first place?
2002-01-09 02:03:51 PM  
IQ's smaller than waistbands? So if you're really fat you're smart, if you're anorexic like this broad...you're not smart enough to be a moron....
2002-01-09 02:04:35 PM  
yeah, sounds a bit like a hoax...like how the hell did peta catch all those deer to put the vests on in the first place?

I think they shot them.

2002-01-09 02:05:17 PM  
In retrospect, it does seem too stupid to be a hoax. But then again, PETA does such unbelievably stupid crap, you just don't know a lie from the truth...
2002-01-09 02:05:22 PM  
What? Something on the internet which isn't true?
Oh, say it isn't so!
2002-01-09 02:05:38 PM  
In retrospect, it does seem too stupid to be a real. But then again, PETA does such unbelievably stupid crap, you just don't know a lie from the truth...
2002-01-09 02:06:09 PM  
Fine, it was a hoax article, they never did it.

But it's no hoax that they all suck. Humorless farkers.
2002-01-09 02:06:29 PM  
Oops, just read my second post...
2002-01-09 02:08:33 PM  
Oh, man! Does this mean I DROVE aaaalllllll the way out here, and the orange-vested deer don't even EXIST!

WHAT A WASTE OF MY TIME! Well... maybe not a COMPLETE waste... I accidentally shot 2 hunters and their families...

Comon you guys... It was dark. They were wearing vests. How was I to know they weren't deer. Oh well, they had $216 dollars on them, and this one lady made her husband these really yummy roastbeef sandwiches with little cherry tomatoes. At least it wasn't a total loss.
2002-01-09 02:09:30 PM  
Wow, good hoax! Had me going good. The sad thing is, people would actually believe PETA doing as something as stupid as that because it's PETA.

So let's start another PETA hoax...
2002-01-09 02:09:47 PM  
Has anyone ever seen animal crackers with erections?
2002-01-09 02:10:05 PM  
I shot a deer once. It wasn't wearing orange either. When I shot it, it flopped on the ground, dying a horrible, painful death. I celebrated as I knew I would have a lot of beef jerky that year. Yay for red meat!
2002-01-09 02:10:16 PM  
I doubt that they would bother capturing individual deer and dressing them in orange. Ask a hunter, it's hard enough to find the suckers.

Reminds me of that story about the guy who was darting wild gorillas and dressing them in clown costumes. Yeah, right!
2002-01-09 02:10:25 PM  
I'm still having deer for dinner.....
2002-01-09 02:10:33 PM  
lol @ PM_
2002-01-09 02:12:31 PM  
Hmmm, IamEvil, I'm not sure one can get beef jerky from a deer.
2002-01-09 02:12:38 PM  
Or maybe they're trying to trick us into thinking it's a hoax cause the news leaked out. So they know, that we know deers have vests, so now they tell us its false. But if we know, that they know what we know we can uhh...drat
2002-01-09 02:13:57 PM  
IamEvil, how'd you manage to get beef jerky out of a deer? That's a neat trick. ;)
2002-01-09 02:14:13 PM  
And I suppose if the stunt were real and went off great, PETA would be crowing about how successful it was.
2002-01-09 02:14:46 PM  
My bad, "Venison" jerky. It was damn good.

I used to kill innocent furry animals to eat them. Now I kill them just to spite Peta. Oh, did I mention the deer I killed was a doe? I had a doe tag. Probably left some tick infested little beast without nurturing care. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2002-01-09 02:15:39 PM  
Haw Haw! You Farkers are stoopid!!!!!
2002-01-09 02:16:42 PM  
Hey, anybody knows when PETA season opens up in Ohio?
I've been polishing my shotgun all year.
2002-01-09 02:17:05 PM  
The deer wasn't wearing an orange vest when IamEvil shot it, but he apparently had some Slim Jims in the pockets of his Dockers.
2002-01-09 02:17:26 PM  
Huh??? If they weren't dressed in organge vests, they what the hell was I shooting at this morning??

Oops, I had a PETA in my Pita for lunch today.
2002-01-09 02:17:55 PM  
And "polishing my shotgun" means exactly what it says.

Stop snickering.
2002-01-09 02:19:19 PM  
it really goes to show what our opinion is towards Peta - for use to believe that they are that stupid, means that we believe they are really that stupid. ...er, something like that.
2002-01-09 02:20:33 PM  
[image from poopoochoochoo.com too old to be available]

Orange vests? If I ever wore an orange vest I would have to shoot myself. Puhleeease.
2002-01-09 02:20:56 PM  
ViciousDarling: IamEvil is probably involved in some sort of secret genetic experimentation. You know, in the style of Art Bell's stories...
2002-01-09 02:22:16 PM  

Obvious attempt at hiding their own usual screwups by disavowing any knowledge.

At least they didn't talk about when they let all the minks from the fur farm near me free, so they could starve in the wild or be killed on the highway.

And they didn't mention the time they tried to "save" all the easter chicks from their harmless food coloring dye by washing it off by letting them soak in trays of water, drowning them all in the process.
2002-01-09 02:22:19 PM  
lol... classic!
2002-01-09 02:22:30 PM  
peta is responsible for your ham tasting like ass
2002-01-09 02:23:06 PM  
PETA is simply a terrorist organization, and you're letting the terrorists win if you don't kill hunters.

Hunters are made of meat just like the deer are, so eat em up, it's a gift from god.
2002-01-09 02:24:07 PM  
At times like these, I like fall back on the comforts of futurama:

"If you don't stop serving them, we'll boycott you!"

"You're vegetarians, who cares what you do?"
2002-01-09 02:25:15 PM  
I laughed when they shot Bambi's mother. Is that wrong?
Peta should come to MD and put little orange vests on muskrats and racoons.
Damn! Outsmarted by those protein and amino acid deprived Petaheads again!
2002-01-09 02:30:34 PM  
HINT TO PETA: next time, use *bulletproof* vests.
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