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(Marketwatch)   Financial analyst who predicted Dow 20,000 say the stock market would see an immediate 1,000-point jump if Trump announced his resignation   ( marketwatch.com) divider line
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2017-05-18 08:06:30 AM  
Once the banks ask for something...
 
2017-05-18 09:31:30 AM  
Sell Mortimer sell.
 
2017-05-18 09:50:04 AM  
"The stock market" isn't a number that goes up or down.
 
2017-05-18 10:16:40 AM  
Well, it's a risk we'll have to take.

/Also, fark Wall Street
 
2017-05-18 10:51:40 AM  
Perfect. Not that I'm a fan of Trump, but I don't think I'd listen to a bunch of corporate hucksters that steered our economy into the ditch 10 years ago. How about corporations stay out of our politics for a change?
 
2017-05-18 11:06:39 AM  

foo monkey: "The stock market" isn't a number that goes up or down.


The value of all the stocks in the world is a number, and it went up so far today.
 
2017-05-18 11:38:11 AM  
If you predict the direction of the Stock Markets long enough, you'll be right.
 
2017-05-18 12:02:46 PM  

Moopy Mac: If you predict the direction of the Stock Markets long enough, you'll be right.


I predict that the Dow will hit 100,000 sometime before the heat death of the universe.
 
2017-05-18 12:37:07 PM  
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2017-05-18 12:54:50 PM  

Learned Hand Job: Moopy Mac: If you predict the direction of the Stock Markets long enough, you'll be right.

I predict that the Dow will hit 100,000 sometime before the heat death of the universe.


Did you used to be on the Princeton Review boards? Someone with that same user name was a poster on that board awhile ago.
 
2017-05-18 01:48:47 PM  

Moopy Mac: Learned Hand Job: Moopy Mac: If you predict the direction of the Stock Markets long enough, you'll be right.

I predict that the Dow will hit 100,000 sometime before the heat death of the universe.

Did you used to be on the Princeton Review boards? Someone with that same user name was a poster on that board awhile ago.


Nope. I didn't even know the Princeton Review had boards until just now. My name is the result of a four year search for the perfect Fark handle.
 
2017-05-18 02:06:59 PM  

Learned Hand Job: Moopy Mac: If you predict the direction of the Stock Markets long enough, you'll be right.

I predict that the Dow will hit 100,000 sometime before the heat death of the universe.


I'll take that bet. See you at the end and all that. No backsies.
 
2017-05-18 02:46:30 PM  

Learned Hand Job: Moopy Mac: Learned Hand Job: Moopy Mac: If you predict the direction of the Stock Markets long enough, you'll be right.

I predict that the Dow will hit 100,000 sometime before the heat death of the universe.

Did you used to be on the Princeton Review boards? Someone with that same user name was a poster on that board awhile ago.

Nope. I didn't even know the Princeton Review had boards until just now. My name is the result of a four year search for the perfect Fark handle.


They shut most of them down around 2003, but while the main boards were going strong there was a poster with that handle and I always thought it was a great name.
 
2017-05-18 05:22:02 PM  

StopDaddy: Learned Hand Job: Moopy Mac: If you predict the direction of the Stock Markets long enough, you'll be right.

I predict that the Dow will hit 100,000 sometime before the heat death of the universe.

I'll take that bet. See you at the end and all that. No backsies.


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Loser brings the beer.
 
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