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(bostonchannel.com)   Man slashes tires of 130 cars, cops follow footprints in snow to his house   ( thebostonchannel.com) divider line
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2002-01-09 01:53:22 PM  
Yesterday Dave Thomas tied, now this guy slashes 130 ties. What's up with that.
2002-01-09 01:53:40 PM  
And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
2002-01-09 01:56:17 PM  
Golly! He was tied to 130 cars?!??!!? Good thing his slashing broke him free. Being tied to cars sucks.

-he who stacks pork
2002-01-09 01:59:27 PM  
He's an evildoer! Cars wear such trendy ties these days....
2002-01-09 02:00:52 PM  
Was he related to the cars?
2002-01-09 02:01:26 PM  
Fark! I live in Gloucester, MA.

Good to know I have such well adjusted neighbors.
2002-01-09 02:03:20 PM  
When it snows in the deep south, more criminals get caught.

now off to actually read the article ;-) ...
2002-01-09 02:08:16 PM  
That's not cool ties can be very expensive. I have a couple of nice silk ones, but I'd never tie them on my car.
2002-01-09 02:08:35 PM  
I didn't know that there were so many well dreesed cars. Maybe they were only wearing rayon or polyester and not silk ties.

At least I don't have to wear a tie to work...might get slashed.
2002-01-09 02:08:39 PM  
Were they power ties?
2002-01-09 02:09:39 PM  
did the cars go to one of those restaurants where they staple your tie to the ceiling if you're wearing one?

do those restaurants actually exist, or are they just an urban legend?

(p.s. eighth post)
2002-01-09 02:10:24 PM  

Need more caffiene...at least it won't spill on my tie.
2002-01-09 02:11:32 PM  
People actually live in Gloucester?
2002-01-09 02:11:44 PM  
How did he slash 130 tires? I get scared right before I pop a balloon... Oh yeah, and does anyone else think TheBostonChannel.com uses the same slogan company as Trojan condoms?
2002-01-09 02:11:47 PM  
It wasn't his fault, it was his Acne medication
2002-01-09 02:11:54 PM  
why are all neo-nazis so goddamn stupid? oh wait... never mind. i mean isn't "a smart neo-nazi" the truest oxymoron.
2002-01-09 02:12:15 PM  
He's lucky it was just the cops at his door, imagine 130 angry neighbors!!!
2002-01-09 02:12:47 PM  
"How you like them ahpples"
2002-01-09 02:20:39 PM  
his name is eastman? maybe he's just trying to get his picture in the paper...

(smacked by tomatoes)

sorry i just couldn't resist.
2002-01-09 02:22:57 PM  
It just goes to show you that only uneducated white trash become Neo Nazis.
2002-01-09 02:24:23 PM  
I thought "the Perfect Storm" took out the low end of Glouceter's gene pool? Maybe they imported some more.
2002-01-09 02:27:08 PM  
CanuckGuy: Obviously, you've never been to Gloucester. You have to have atleast 3 teeth missing, smeel like fish, a 4th grade education, and atleast 1 STD.

(Sorry Mchawking)
2002-01-09 02:27:48 PM  
Duh....Take off your shoes MORON...

2002-01-09 02:30:00 PM  
Phxtony - smell like fish

They have perfume for that now. Beware of imposters.
2002-01-09 02:36:30 PM  
30 or 40 feet to his house Sheesh! When I was a kid we had to walk 4 miles in the snow to go slash tires! Kids have it so easy these days.
2002-01-09 02:40:50 PM  
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2002-01-09 02:47:21 PM  
"During a search of Eastman's apartment, Marr said, officers found a sawed-off shotgun, a double-edged sword and other illegal knives."

I wonder if he used the double-edged sword to cut all those tires

*laughs uncontrollably, and alone, at own bad joke*
2002-01-09 02:55:47 PM  
No Finkboy, a machette. A MACHETTE!
2002-01-09 03:13:32 PM  
ill bet he was smart. he lead the footprints up to a peron's door, then slowly back tracked through his steps... the floated off in to space.

shirley, this wasnt the right day to stop sniffing glue.
2002-01-09 03:18:45 PM  
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2002-01-09 03:21:12 PM  
What an f-tard.
2002-01-09 03:42:19 PM  
They corrected the spelling of tires. It said he slashed ties in the headline, as it also said that Dave Thomas tied yesterday.

I am going to take a nap now, I am tied.
2002-01-09 04:10:40 PM  
Clearly he doesn't have a criminal mind. He should consider a career in law enforcement.
2002-01-09 04:24:17 PM  
Caboozy: nice to know that you are about personal scentage down there

2002-01-09 04:27:22 PM  
Slashed 130 tires? Damn, that seems like a lot of WORK to me. A day or two after we put our grandmother in a rest home, the neighbor kid broke into her house and ransacked the place. Tracks in the snow, from her basement window to his house. Cops said that wasn't proof enough to arrest him.They never dusted for prints, or checked the footprints to match his shoes. Lazy farking baistards.
2002-01-09 05:47:49 PM  
Who let this guy into Project Mayhem?
2002-01-09 05:56:18 PM  
Rabbito - see Sushi perfume article of earlier.
2002-01-09 05:57:20 PM  
well i dont know if anyone has ever slashed tires before but its farkin loud! if you can sleep through 130 tires gettin slashed one after the other...... i really dont know what to tell you.

nothin in gloucester but fishermen, seafood restaurants, boats, lobster traps and little touristy shops and old people painting the fishermen and boats and lobster traps. and little touristy shops that sell the paintings of the fishermen and boats and lobster traps that the old people paint. and old people.
2002-01-09 07:14:28 PM  
Sounds like the work of underground boxing clubs.
2002-01-09 09:16:54 PM  
Finkboy that was a "cache of illegal weapons" albeit a very small one.
2002-01-09 10:08:23 PM  
Just for the record:
-I was not in the area
-Ninja-to have one bladed edge
2002-01-09 11:43:09 PM  
When is a sawed off shotgun a knife?
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