jwa007: I don't eat the pickle.
Moooooo K: I don't. I order mine without pickles.Why ruin a good thing[img.fark.net image 400x271]
Jake Havechek: Pickle1/2 French friesSandwichRest of French fries
Rev.K: I disperse the pickle eating across the length of the sandwich meal.
stan unusual: I give the pickle to my date.
czetie: What a non-kosher pickle may look like:[img.fark.net image 640x398]/Seriously, you farkers should be posting more Kliban
orangehat: Last. Speaking of pickles, pickle juice is great in a bloody Mary.
buck1138: I tell them to put the pickle on a napkin because I hate pickle juice to get on my bread or fries or chips. Then after thoroughly embarrassing everyone around me by ranting about why pickle juice touching things is literally worst than hitler I proceed to antagonize whomever I'm eating around with a Cheers Diane/Sam type thing. Will he eat the pickle. Won't he eat the pickle. Unless it's a sweet pickle. Then I throw that shiat on the floor and walk out without paying.
CrazyCurt: I actually pondered this and realized I seem to follow a pattern according to season. If it's hot pickle first. Colder pickle last./ The things you learn about yourself ONLY ON FARK!
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