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2017-04-27 10:50:36 AM  
Don't
 
2017-04-27 10:50:37 AM  
DON'T DO IT!
 
2017-04-27 10:51:04 AM  
Don't.
 
2017-04-27 10:52:54 AM  
Don't eat the yellow snow.
 
2017-04-27 10:52:57 AM  
Do the dishes.
 
2017-04-27 10:52:58 AM  
Just think of it as a `mutual hostage taking'.
 
2017-04-27 10:53:17 AM  
Divorce her.
 
2017-04-27 10:53:20 AM  
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2017-04-27 10:53:56 AM  
You can be right, or you can be happy. Pick one. -Dad

Also: Don't
 
2017-04-27 10:54:21 AM  
Cohabit for at least 6 months.
Travel for at least 2 weeks.
 
2017-04-27 10:54:28 AM  
D) All of the above^

But If you must, get a prenuptial.
 
2017-04-27 10:57:02 AM  
Cheating on her with her sister is an incredibly bad idea.
 
2017-04-27 10:59:33 AM  
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2017-04-27 11:02:08 AM  
Listen. Communicate.
 
2017-04-27 11:04:42 AM  
Don't.
...and run like hell.
 
2017-04-27 11:09:03 AM  

Atomic Jonb: Don't


This.
 
2017-04-27 11:09:41 AM  
Elope
 
2017-04-27 11:09:50 AM  
Have separate bathrooms.
 
2017-04-27 11:10:14 AM  
Has anyone said Don't yet?
 
2017-04-27 11:13:10 AM  
Remember your last blowjob, because it was your last.  Ever.
 
2017-04-27 11:20:42 AM  
Treat her/him like a pony.
 
2017-04-27 11:20:58 AM  
Don't.
 
2017-04-27 11:21:08 AM  
Pick your battles.

Don't talk poorly about them in public or on the internet.  You are supposed to be a team and they should be able to count on you for support.  Life is hard, don't make it any harder for your partner.
 
2017-04-27 11:22:03 AM  

Atomic Jonb: Don't


Done in one.
 
2017-04-27 11:22:10 AM  
Al Bundy - Marriage
Youtube MLAgViJoTbc
 
2017-04-27 11:22:12 AM  

Jake Havechek: Remember your last blowjob, because it was your last.  Ever.


why?  been married bout 7 years still get them
 
2017-04-27 11:22:19 AM  
It's ok to go to bed angry. Sometimes you're just tired.
 
2017-04-27 11:22:22 AM  
Marirage is THE number one cause of divorce.
 
2017-04-27 11:22:53 AM  
Don't

/But if you do and want to stay that way, DON'T CHEAT
//It never ends well
 
2017-04-27 11:22:53 AM  
Damn fingers, marriage...
 
2017-04-27 11:22:53 AM  
The wedding is pointless, skip it.
The marriage is all that matters.
 
2017-04-27 11:23:04 AM  
"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life. Never make a pretty woman your wife"

-Jimmy Soul
 
2017-04-27 11:23:22 AM  
It's normal to wake up some days, look at your spouse, and think, "Ugh."
 
2017-04-27 11:23:25 AM  
Happy wife, happy life.
 
2017-04-27 11:23:30 AM  

Jake Havechek: Remember your last blowjob, because it was your last.  Ever.


free one at least
 
2017-04-27 11:23:43 AM  
say these three words every day.
i.
was.
wrong.
 
2017-04-27 11:23:56 AM  

orclover: The wedding is pointless, skip it.
The marriage is all that matters.


"Smarted"
 
2017-04-27 11:23:56 AM  
Have a snack. Seriously. You'll argue over the dumbest shiat when you're both hungry.
 
2017-04-27 11:23:58 AM  

sandbar67: You can be right, or you can be happy. Pick one. -Dad



Problem with that theory is it's hard to be happy fully knowing that your were wronged despite being right.
 
2017-04-27 11:24:16 AM  
Don't... rush into it. It seems like a lot of young women don't want a marriage; they just want a wedding.
 
2017-04-27 11:24:16 AM  
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2017-04-27 11:24:39 AM  

jumac: Jake Havechek: Remember your last blowjob, because it was your last.  Ever.

why?  been married bout 7 years still get them


Gay marriage doesn't count.
 
2017-04-27 11:24:54 AM  

jumac: Jake Havechek: Remember your last blowjob, because it was your last.  Ever.

why?  been married bout 7 years still get them


But, are you getting them from your wife?
 
2017-04-27 11:25:13 AM  
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2017-04-27 11:25:15 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Happy wife, happy life.


She has opinions about things that I don't care about.  I don't care how the towels are folded, but she has a preference.  I just do it how she likes it because it is the same amount of time anyway.
 
2017-04-27 11:25:37 AM  

jumac: Jake Havechek: Remember your last blowjob, because it was your last.  Ever.

why?  been married bout 7 years still get them


You just wait until she finds out about that... ;-)

/or he finds out.
 
2017-04-27 11:25:50 AM  
Be sure to meet the mother. That's exactly what she's going to physically resemble in 15 years.
 
2017-04-27 11:25:52 AM  
good:

communication
common interests
mutual respect
choosing battles wisely

bad:

jealousy/insecurity
passive aggressiveness
bagging on your partner to others
 
2017-04-27 11:26:03 AM  
Be watchful of what you say, you can never take words back.
 
2017-04-27 11:26:27 AM  

Shatners Agent: Be sure to meet the mother. That's exactly what she's going to physically resemble in 15 years.


Are you from Utah?
 
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