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(Boing Boing)   Barbie's got a bun in the oven. Ken demands paternity test. fb- quietly skulks away   ( boingboing.net) divider line
    More: Weird, happy family line, Barbie, Pregnancy, regular Barbie mold, cardboard cut-out display, Midge, black Barbie, Uterus  
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6963 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2017 at 4:35 PM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-04-25 01:24:09 PM  
Nice one there subby.
 
2017-04-25 02:23:10 PM  
Barbie comes with GI Joe.

She fakes it with Ken.
 
2017-04-25 02:42:38 PM  
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2017-04-25 03:42:44 PM  
God damn I feel old now.
Nice one, stubby
 
2017-04-25 04:39:13 PM  
That's odd, I thought Ken came in a different box.
 
2017-04-25 04:41:23 PM  
A reference bringing a smile to old days Farkers, nice. Points.
 
2017-04-25 04:42:24 PM  
What, no third trimester abortion Barbie?
 
2017-04-25 04:43:53 PM  

Barry McCockner: Barbie comes with GI Joe.

She fakes it with Ken.


The jokes on you. Ken and G.I. Joe are secret lovers. Barbie is a beard.
 
2017-04-25 04:45:37 PM  
Did anyone else chub on this a little ?
 
2017-04-25 04:46:30 PM  

ChipNASA: What, no third trimester abortion Barbie?


New hotness is 39th week abortion Barbie.
 
2017-04-25 04:48:21 PM  
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2017-04-25 04:49:40 PM  

UsikFark: ChipNASA: What, no third trimester abortion Barbie?

New hotness is 39th week abortion Barbie.


That was already covered here....
http://www.fark.com/comments/9565964/Scientists-bring-us-one-step-clo​s​er-to-a-future-where-humans-are-grown-in-bags#new

Sous Vide Babby.....aka. Babby Brown in Bag.
 
2017-04-25 04:51:37 PM  
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2017-04-25 04:52:27 PM  
why is fb- still a thing? Oh right. Cause memes live forever on fark. It's like meme purgatory.
 
2017-04-25 04:52:30 PM  
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The problem wasn't Barbie, per se...
 
2017-04-25 04:56:18 PM  
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2017-04-25 05:03:20 PM  
If you look at a Ken Doll, you a doll that's well groomed, well dressed with good posture and very little body fat.

So to a gay bar, you see a lot of guys that are well groomed, well dressed with good posture and very little body fat.

Ken is gay.
 
2017-04-25 05:04:50 PM  
I knew that Barbie was a real fashion ***** but when the baby is born fully clothed and accessorized, that's just ridiculous!
 
2017-04-25 05:08:37 PM  
Mattel(TM) and Barbie(TM) suing Facebook(TM) for paternity?

I will be watching that lawsuit closely!

To be perfectly honest, it sounds way more interesting than Lawnmower Man.

Not to say I told you so, but I knew this would happen when they decided that corporations were persons and had all the human rights they have been taking away from humans.
 
2017-04-25 05:11:06 PM  

ChipNASA: What, no third trimester abortion Barbie?


Coat-hanger sold separately.
 
2017-04-25 05:13:52 PM  
Was she petrified and covered in grits?
 
2017-04-25 05:13:55 PM  
Thanks, subby. I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.
 
2017-04-25 05:17:48 PM  
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I dub thee: Touchdown Fetus
 
2017-04-25 05:19:15 PM  

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It's how they make new Cher's at the factory.
 
2017-04-25 05:21:43 PM  
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2017-04-25 05:24:02 PM  

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That would be a 20 hour Ken Burn's documentary.
 
2017-04-25 05:24:40 PM  
It comes with Attorney Steve who sues ken for everything - The house, the car, the boat, the dog, the cat, Ken's retirement benefits and of course full custody which leaves Ken broken and homeless so he sinks into drugs and alcohol.
 
2017-04-25 05:25:51 PM  

abhorrent1: why is fb- still a thing? Oh right. Cause memes live forever on fark. It's like meme purgatory.


A hedgehog was also killed. It dropped a quad when daddy ate its eyes. Free hedgehog.
 
2017-04-25 05:26:28 PM  

Thrakkorzog: It comes with Attorney Steve who sues ken for everything - The house, the car, the boat, the dog, the cat, Ken's retirement benefits and of course full custody which leaves Ken broken and homeless so he sinks into drugs and alcohol.


Good.

/so tired of you farking MRA trolls
 
2017-04-25 05:28:20 PM  
What about carpet munching Barbie and pole dancing Ken?
C'mon, these are modern times.
 
2017-04-25 05:34:05 PM  
+1, subby
 
2017-04-25 05:38:18 PM  
Finally,

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2017-04-25 05:40:39 PM  
How the hell would Barbie get knocked up?

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2017-04-25 05:41:39 PM  

Practical_Draconian: A reference bringing a smile to old days Farkers, nice. Points.


I wonder if the filter is still active.

fb- is the father
 
2017-04-25 05:42:26 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: How the hell would Barbie get knocked up?

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That's beautiful.
 
2017-04-25 05:48:30 PM  
Subby you magnificent bastard.

My first drink's on you tonight.
 
2017-04-25 06:01:54 PM  

Cataholic: Subby you magnificent bastard.

My first drink's on you tonight.


You have that problem, too?

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2017-04-25 06:08:31 PM  

Brandi Morgan: If you look at a Ken Doll, you a doll that's well groomed, well dressed with good posture and very little body fat.

So to a gay bar, you see a lot of guys that are well groomed, well dressed with good posture and very little body fat.

Ken is gay.


Hey Brandi, jokes on you. You just described Tom Cru--

Oh.
 
2017-04-25 06:09:55 PM  

mrwknd: Finally,

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When did Ann Coulter get her own fashion doll?
 
2017-04-25 06:10:45 PM  

Thrakkorzog: It comes with Attorney Steve who sues ken for everything - The house, the car, the boat, the dog, the cat, Ken's retirement benefits and of course full custody which leaves Ken broken and homeless so he sinks into drugs and alcohol.


Yer so bad...
 
2017-04-25 06:15:47 PM  
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2017-04-25 06:17:52 PM  

Barry McCockner: Barbie comes with GI Joe.

She fakes it with Ken.


Sorry, but at 3.75 inches, no one is coming for GI Joe.
(Now the old 11.5" units with kung-fu grip...)
 
2017-04-25 06:22:24 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Barry McCockner: Barbie comes with GI Joe.

She fakes it with Ken.

Sorry, but at 3.75 inches, no one is coming for GI Joe.
(Now the old 11.5" units with kung-fu grip...)


Did you just call GI Joe a chode?
 
2017-04-25 06:33:53 PM  
RoyFokker'sGhost

mrwknd: Finally,

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When did Ann Coulter get her own fashion doll?

After her last and only date,

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2017-04-25 06:36:50 PM  
'I don't like Barbies. They give little boys unrealistic expectations. About how easy it is to rip a head off.'
-Anthony Jeselnik
 
2017-04-25 06:47:20 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Barry McCockner: Barbie comes with GI Joe.

She fakes it with Ken.

Sorry, but at 3.75 inches, no one is coming for GI Joe.
(Now the old 11.5" units with kung-fu grip...)


I actually had (have?) one that was old enough to not be as articulated as the later ones, plus he had the nice WWII uniform and M1 to boot.  Still was as smooth as a Ken doll, personally I think Ken was into the rough stuff and Joe was happy to oblige.

/Wonder if any of my boxes still have this crap
//seriously I moved a bunch of stuff down from my parents more than a decade ago
///might make some money, which would be nice to send my kids to college, anyone want some old 1960's to early 70's MAD books?
 
2017-04-25 06:50:54 PM  

interstellar_tedium: /Wonder if any of my boxes still have this crap
//seriously I moved a bunch of stuff down from my parents more than a decade ago
///might make some money, which would be nice to send my kids to college, anyone want some old 1960's to early 70's MAD books?


I moved so often I lost almost everything I owned as a kid. The only things I managed to hold onto were a few books and a nearly complete set of Aurora's Prehistoric Scenes models. Don't have the room to salvage those poor things.
 
2017-04-25 06:52:04 PM  
"Pregnant Smidge" is the name of my Cyndi Lauper cover band.

/Yes, his name is Declyn Wallace Thornton Lauper
 
2017-04-25 06:59:29 PM  

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Does the fetus pop out so you can pretend it's a premie? Why doesn't Barbie have nipples? How is she going to feed it? Why didn't she gain any weight in pregnancy? Where's the acne, where's the bush she can't reach to trim or shave?

You know what...Fark off Smidge, you and your fakety fake plastic insert!
 
2017-04-25 07:01:27 PM  
Even I think that's weird and I have an Asian Balljoint Doll with four eyes...
 
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