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(New York Daily News)   Facebook Live murderer undone by his love for the golden arches. Hero tag is for the crew kid who called 911   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Hero, suspect Steve Stephens, McDonald's, Associated Press, Drive-through, Copyright, 20-piece Chicken McNuggets, late Tuesday morning, owner Thomas DuCharme  
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2017-04-19 04:16:32 AM  
Reward?
 
2017-04-19 06:49:55 AM  

studebaker hoch: Reward?


his reward will be a prompt firing for causing the loss of a customer.
 
2017-04-19 06:50:21 AM  

studebaker hoch: Reward?


Was wondering the same thing. 50 grand would help a kid out.
 
2017-04-19 06:53:23 AM  
Those McNuggets are still edible.
 
2017-04-19 06:54:27 AM  

his name is my name too: studebaker hoch: Reward?

his reward will be a prompt firing for causing the loss of a customer.


That woke me up, or well it was the coffee coming out of my nose that did it.
 
2017-04-19 06:57:57 AM  

Katolu: studebaker hoch: Reward?

Was wondering the same thing. 50 grand would help a kid out.


Actually, the entire crew should get a share.

/"Fries aren't done" captures a murderer
 
2017-04-19 06:57:59 AM  

his name is my name too: studebaker hoch: Reward?

his reward will be a prompt firing for causing the loss of a customer.


And so began the gritty tale of the vigilante, Archman
 
2017-04-19 06:58:56 AM  

his name is my name too: studebaker hoch: Reward?

his reward will be a prompt firing for causing the loss of a customer.


After United, I'm not sure if McDonald would go one way or another.
 
2017-04-19 07:05:07 AM  
Ba da ba ba baaaaa
 
2017-04-19 07:05:50 AM  

his name is my name too: studebaker hoch: Reward?

his reward will be a prompt firing for causing the loss of a customer.


It's a franchise, the owner was at the second window.

They already had the money
Ohio plates
Very unlikely to repeat at this store

Boom, call the cops.
 
2017-04-19 07:08:16 AM  
Arrest Zuckingberger.
 
2017-04-19 07:09:22 AM  

Bowen: his name is my name too: studebaker hoch: Reward?

his reward will be a prompt firing for causing the loss of a customer.

It's a franchise, the owner was at the second window.

They already had the money
Ohio plates
Very unlikely to repeat at this store

Boom, call the cops.


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2017-04-19 07:09:29 AM  
Put yourself in his shoes for just a second.  That kid must have shiat his pants!!

So, yeah, hero indeed!
 
2017-04-19 07:10:20 AM  
The heroes are fast food workers, then cops? If one of them had been breastfeeding it would be a Farkfecta
 
2017-04-19 07:11:36 AM  

his name is my name too: Bowen: his name is my name too: studebaker hoch: Reward?

his reward will be a prompt firing for causing the loss of a customer.

It's a franchise, the owner was at the second window.

They already had the money
Ohio plates
Very unlikely to repeat at this store

Boom, call the cops.

[img.fark.net image 500x361]


"Batteries"

That's a single 9-volt battery.
 
2017-04-19 07:15:59 AM  
Yesterday this guy, today Aaron Hernandez.

Cowardly-murderers-committing-suicide trifecta in play?
 
2017-04-19 07:16:38 AM  

Bowen: his name is my name too: Bowen: his name is my name too: studebaker hoch: Reward?

his reward will be a prompt firing for causing the loss of a customer.

It's a franchise, the owner was at the second window.

They already had the money
Ohio plates
Very unlikely to repeat at this store

Boom, call the cops.

[img.fark.net image 500x361]

"Batteries"

That's a single 9-volt battery.


img.fark.netView Full Size

/I think I have one for just about any occasion... keep it coming.
 
2017-04-19 07:21:11 AM  

Bowen: his name is my name too: Bowen: his name is my name too: studebaker hoch: Reward?

his reward will be a prompt firing for causing the loss of a customer.

It's a franchise, the owner was at the second window.

They already had the money
Ohio plates
Very unlikely to repeat at this store

Boom, call the cops.

[img.fark.net image 500x361]

"Batteries"

That's a single 9-volt battery.


If you open up that single battery you will find  6 AAAA  batteries.
 
2017-04-19 07:32:34 AM  
Was there an article in the link? I kept scrolling by a few words at a time broken up by a huge unrelated image.
 
2017-04-19 07:35:13 AM  
Guess he figured if shooting himself didn't kill him, 20 Chicken McNuggets would finish the  job.

I hope that's all they feed the mutherfarker in Hell.
 
2017-04-19 07:41:55 AM  
A few years ago I would gladly wait for fresh fries because they were still pretty good, not like they were in the 80's or 90's, but still ok.  Last time I was in they cut them to shoe string size?  Nope, no reason to ever step foot in there anymore.
 
2017-04-19 08:04:18 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Katolu: studebaker hoch: Reward?

Was wondering the same thing. 50 grand would help a kid out.

Actually, the entire crew should get a share.

/"Fries aren't done" captures a murderer


Yep.
 
2017-04-19 08:16:52 AM  
RIP Steve Stevens
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2017-04-19 08:27:57 AM  
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2017-04-19 08:30:36 AM  

Matthew Keene: Those McNuggets are still edible.


holy fark
 
2017-04-19 08:37:18 AM  
I hope his nuggets were cold.
 
2017-04-19 08:59:30 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: I hope his nuggets were cold.


That makes me wonder: did he eat the nuggets before he shot himself? Like, during the chase? What a shiat last meal.
 
2017-04-19 09:42:13 AM  
Did he pay with a credit card?
The Jerk - Credit Card
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/Good on the kid though
 
2017-04-19 09:42:32 AM  
Kid gets Employee Of The Month
 
2017-04-19 10:04:24 AM  

LeroyBourne: A few years ago I would gladly wait for fresh fries because they were still pretty good, not like they were in the 80's or 90's, but still ok.  Last time I was in they cut them to shoe string size?  Nope, no reason to ever step foot in there anymore.


Yeah, they were great when they were still frying them in beef fat. When they switched to vegetable oil and fake beef flavoring enhancement on the potatoes themselves they are not nearly as good.
 
2017-04-19 10:17:44 AM  

catmandu: LeroyBourne: A few years ago I would gladly wait for fresh fries because they were still pretty good, not like they were in the 80's or 90's, but still ok.  Last time I was in they cut them to shoe string size?  Nope, no reason to ever step foot in there anymore.

Yeah, they were great when they were still frying them in beef fat. When they switched to vegetable oil and fake beef flavoring enhancement on the potatoes themselves they are not nearly as good.


I always heard it was peanut oil.
 
2017-04-19 10:18:05 AM  
"I need my Nuggets". The bastidge chickened out.
 
2017-04-19 11:10:25 AM  

Madaynun: Bowen: his name is my name too: Bowen: his name is my name too: studebaker hoch: Reward?

his reward will be a prompt firing for causing the loss of a customer.

It's a franchise, the owner was at the second window.

They already had the money
Ohio plates
Very unlikely to repeat at this store

Boom, call the cops.

[img.fark.net image 500x361]

"Batteries"

That's a single 9-volt battery.

If you open up that single battery you will find  6 AAAA  batteries.


Actually a 9 volt BATTERY contains six CELLS.
Cell voltage is limited by its chemistry. (~1.5V). When you need more voltage you group cells together in a battery. Your car has a battery. AAA, AA, C, D are all cells.

/the more you know...
//yes, I do have more important things to do that I am avoiding.
 
2017-04-19 11:13:06 AM  

catmandu: LeroyBourne: A few years ago I would gladly wait for fresh fries because they were still pretty good, not like they were in the 80's or 90's, but still ok.  Last time I was in they cut them to shoe string size?  Nope, no reason to ever step foot in there anymore.

Yeah, they were great when they were still frying them in beef fat. When they switched to vegetable oil and fake beef flavoring enhancement on the potatoes themselves they are not nearly as good.


We're old
 
2017-04-19 11:16:22 AM  
Some asshats online are sending the woman he was talking about in the video death threats
 
2017-04-19 11:21:16 AM  
If he wanted McD fries he should've gone to Japan... they will serve you (and friends, presumably) a monster order of fries.
Monster order of fries is the one on the right.  'Doh' !
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/ no, I've  never ordered one but I have seen them
 
2017-04-19 12:13:03 PM  

nanim: If he wanted McD fries he should've gone to Japan... they will serve you (and friends, presumably) a monster order of fries.
Monster order of fries is the one on the right.  'Doh' !
[www.primanews.org image 580x387]
/ no, I've  never ordered one but I have seen them


Family size fries? Not a bad idea. Breaks up the stupid tradition of meal deals tying your beverage size to your french fries.
 
2017-04-19 12:39:48 PM  

Marksrevenge: Family size fries? Not a bad idea. Breaks up the stupid tradition of meal deals tying your beverage size to your french fries.


Except the second smallest size is about right for two adults and two kids.
 
2017-04-19 02:11:11 PM  
Dead Giveaway.
 
2017-04-19 02:48:09 PM  
Revenge, like McNuggets, is a dish best served cold.

/I feel sorry for the hamburglar- in his subculture, snitches get stitches.
 
2017-04-20 01:17:41 PM  
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