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(Twitter)   Actual new Trump tweet, subby swears he's not making this up: "North Korea is looking for trouble. If China decides to help, that would be great. If not, we will solve the problem without them U.S.A"   ( twitter.com) divider line
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2017-04-11 08:36:55 AM  
The interesting part is working out if he was yelling out "U! S! A!" while adding that at the end, or just thinking it.

Either way, it appears the Archduke moment for WW3 will be... a tweet. If they have history books in future Mad Max world, it's going to be pretty embarrassing.
 
2017-04-11 08:41:22 AM  
What exactly is foreign relations genius Trump going to do.
 
2017-04-11 08:43:04 AM  
Our president is as articulate as "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.
 
2017-04-11 08:46:16 AM  
Remember way back when "anyone can become president" was considered an inspirational phrase, rather than a warning?
 
2017-04-11 08:46:30 AM  
But it was Hillary who was going to start WWIII
 
2017-04-11 08:48:15 AM  

Jake Havechek: What exactly is foreign relations genius Trump going to do.


The best things. Believe me.
 
2017-04-11 08:50:06 AM  

paulseta: The interesting part is working out if he was yelling out "U! S! A!" while adding that at the end, or just thinking it.

Either way, it appears the Archduke moment for WW3 will be... a tweet. If they have history books in future Mad Max world, it's going to be pretty embarrassing.


The Internet will be dead so no one can see you weep.

/happy thoughts
 
2017-04-11 08:59:53 AM  

wejash: paulseta: The interesting part is working out if he was yelling out "U! S! A!" while adding that at the end, or just thinking it.

Either way, it appears the Archduke moment for WW3 will be... a tweet. If they have history books in future Mad Max world, it's going to be pretty embarrassing.

The Internet will be dead so no one can see you weep.

/happy thoughts

But I will get to drive a V8 interceptor and wear spiked shoulder pads, right???
 
2017-04-11 09:01:40 AM  

paulseta: The interesting part is working out if he was yelling out "U! S! A!" while adding that at the end, or just thinking it.

Either way, it appears the Archduke moment for WW3 will be... a tweet. If they have history books in future Mad Max world, it's going to be pretty embarrassing.


"what's a tweet?"
"A short message on the internet."
"What's an internet?"
"A way for people to communicate with phones and computers."
"what's a phone or computer?"
 
2017-04-11 09:03:16 AM  

paulseta: wejash: paulseta: The interesting part is working out if he was yelling out "U! S! A!" while adding that at the end, or just thinking it.

Either way, it appears the Archduke moment for WW3 will be... a tweet. If they have history books in future Mad Max world, it's going to be pretty embarrassing.

The Internet will be dead so no one can see you weep.

/happy thoughts
But I will get to drive a V8 interceptor and wear spiked shoulder pads, right???


No. Solar-powered Prius and riot gear
 
2017-04-11 09:06:16 AM  

GardenWeasel: paulseta: wejash: paulseta: The interesting part is working out if he was yelling out "U! S! A!" while adding that at the end, or just thinking it.

Either way, it appears the Archduke moment for WW3 will be... a tweet. If they have history books in future Mad Max world, it's going to be pretty embarrassing.

The Internet will be dead so no one can see you weep.

/happy thoughts
But I will get to drive a V8 interceptor and wear spiked shoulder pads, right???

No. Solar-powered Prius and riot gear


Damnit.
 
2017-04-11 09:14:53 AM  
So Orangy McHamsterhands next move is to land on an aircraft carrier. Please let the flight suit be gold... please.. please..PLEASE!
 
2017-04-11 09:18:46 AM  
For a normal President a statement like this is a MAJOR escalation in rhetoric.  But with this guy, I have absolutely no idea if he's the slightest bit serious or if he just had this thought sitting on his golden shiatter.
 
2017-04-11 09:20:37 AM  
The fact that he typed "U.S.A." is hilarisad.
 
2017-04-11 09:21:49 AM  
I'm sure Spicer will clear this up later in his usual calm, concise, and accurate way.
 
2017-04-11 09:48:55 AM  
We're all gonna die soon, aren't we?
 
2017-04-11 09:49:44 AM  

Jake Havechek: I'm sure Spicer will clear this up later in his usual calm, concise, and accurate way.


I'm sure Spicer will have a mental breakdown on national television in the near future.
 
2017-04-11 09:49:50 AM  
Sure, piss off China and Russia you dipshiat.
 
2017-04-11 09:50:08 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: We're all gonna die soon, aren't we?


Yes, for certain values of "soon."
 
2017-04-11 09:50:11 AM  
So does he mean it would be great if China could help North Korea cause trouble?
 
2017-04-11 09:50:28 AM  
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//ALL the winning.
 
2017-04-11 09:51:47 AM  

swankywanky: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 564x564]

//ALL the winning.


The sad thing is that this picture pretty well encapsulates the "ideology" of a large minority of Americans.
 
2017-04-11 09:52:42 AM  
"Nuclear combat, toe-to-toe with the (fill in foe). Sad!"

(The question remains if it will be limited to 140 warheads.)
 
2017-04-11 09:53:12 AM  
Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Eating a bowl of frosted flakes this morning and the news ticker has a nuclear war threat from NK on the tv. Well, good f*cking morning.

Elections have consequences. F*ckin' a.
 
2017-04-11 09:53:41 AM  
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2017-04-11 09:53:47 AM  
This presidency would've been so much more entertaining if Kiff Kroker was always in the background.

/ugh
 
2017-04-11 09:53:51 AM  

Chariset: But it was Hillary who was going to start WWIII


She'll get her turn.

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2017-04-11 09:53:55 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: We're all gonna die soon, aren't we?


No, but a bunch of Sailors, Marines, Airmen, and Soldiers, along with a bunch of South Koreans, are going to pay for Cheetolini's lack of comprehension of the real world,
 
2017-04-11 09:54:03 AM  

eiger: swankywanky: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 564x564]

//ALL the winning.

The sad thing is that this picture pretty well encapsulates the "ideology" of a large minority of Americans.


what's funny is as soon as I read "large minority" I pictured a small group of obese people in a tiny room. So, yeah, you pretty much nailed the Trump demo!
 
2017-04-11 09:54:19 AM  
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2017-04-11 09:54:25 AM  
Trump.
Making Caligula look like compassionate and rational leader for the last couple months.
/I'll bet that horse was a pretty good senator when all was said and done.
 
2017-04-11 09:54:38 AM  
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2017-04-11 09:56:44 AM  
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2017-04-11 09:57:12 AM  
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2017-04-11 09:57:40 AM  
I always knew that Twitter would have a hand in the apocalypse.
 
2017-04-11 09:57:42 AM  

X-Geek: [img.fark.net image 514x259]


Its sad that any one of those 3 would make a better President than the actual person in the office, currently.
 
2017-04-11 09:57:53 AM  

BMulligan: Satan's Bunny Slippers: We're all gonna die soon, aren't we?

Yes, for certain values of "soon."


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2017-04-11 09:58:05 AM  
That is some seriously f*cked up leadership you elected. Between the idiots who thought a semi-successful real estate con man and part-time reality show star without a brain in his head would make a good president, and the other apathetic idiots who didn't vote, I figure you all earned all the crap you are going to suffer under his reign - the problem is the rest of the world is going to suffer too, and that pisses me off.
 
2017-04-11 09:58:59 AM  
Well fark.  I work in Chicago, an actual large city that might be a target.  Maybe this is why the (R)'s are the war mongers.  They live in the sticks where no one would ever bother attack.  Must be nice.
 
2017-04-11 09:59:08 AM  
So Presidential.
 
2017-04-11 09:59:38 AM  
Weeelp, time to break my own legs to avoid being drafted.
 
2017-04-11 09:59:59 AM  
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2017-04-11 10:00:48 AM  

lennavan: Well fark.  I work in Chicago, an actual large city that might be a target.  Maybe this is why the (R)'s are the war mongers.  They live in the sticks where no one would ever bother attack.  Must be nice.


Just gonna leave this here
http://www.wouldisurviveanuke.com/

If I'm at work, I will be obliterated. If I'm at home, I'll have a nice 3rd degree sunburn.
 
2017-04-11 10:00:54 AM  
Following Trump's meeting with Xi, China is already helping. They put a ban on North Korea's coal, and turned away 600,000 tons that were already at port. Hopefully, they'll be buying America's coal instead.

#MAGA
 
2017-04-11 10:02:22 AM  
He makes Sarah Palin sound smart.
 
2017-04-11 10:02:31 AM  

lennavan: Well fark.  I work in Chicago, an actual large city that might be a target.  Maybe this is why the (R)'s are the war mongers.  They live in the sticks where no one would ever bother attack.  Must be nice.


If it's Best Korea you're worried about, they seem to have trouble even hitting the ocean with a missile.

On the other hand, Worst Korea isn't somewhere I'd want to be right now though.
 
2017-04-11 10:03:38 AM  

JerseyTim: Our president is as articulate as "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.


And as far as competency goes, Trump is more like Barry Horowitz
 
2017-04-11 10:04:13 AM  

Chariset: But it was Hillary who was going to start WWIII


I have been repeatedly assured that since Lincoln freed the slaves and Nixon was a Quaker, thay Republicans are the party of tolerance and peace, while democrats are the party of racism and classism because Robert Byrd and Shrillary speaking at Goldman Sachs.
 
2017-04-11 10:05:50 AM  

Trigger Warnings Are My Trigger: That is some seriously f*cked up leadership you elected. Between the idiots who thought a semi-successful real estate con man and part-time reality show star without a brain in his head would make a good president, and the other apathetic idiots who didn't vote, I figure you all earned all the crap you are going to suffer under his reign - the problem is the rest of the world is going to suffer too, and that pisses me off.


I was thinking last night how it is crazy how a sh*tty business man with no political experience became President. I then I thought of his lawsuits and failed business adventures, and imagined if he now has made another sh*tty deal that he will not follow through on, but instead of just a lawsuit, it is a really bad terrible situation for our nation.

It is odd this is real life.

And a Trump supporter just smiled reading that.
 
2017-04-11 10:07:39 AM  
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It is downright depressing that there isn't a day that goes byvthst this meme isn't applicable to Trump's actions.
 
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