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14549 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2002 at 4:01 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-08 04:03:46 PM  
Ten years ago I wouldn't have minded deflowering her.
2002-01-08 04:04:30 PM  
If Maria is still a virgin, I'm a porno stud.
2002-01-08 04:04:36 PM  
CNN TV had one about overthrowing Hussein. It was called "Hussein in the Membrane." Ugh.
2002-01-08 04:05:05 PM  
Hey, that was pretty creative, I think!

Maybe we can put Mariah in Episode II and let her get killed like N'Sync!
2002-01-08 04:05:16 PM  
Ten years ago I actually bought two of her records(did I actually admit that?). But that was a groaner of a headline.
2002-01-08 04:05:38 PM  
*LMAO*.....I'm afraid her flower has already wilted.
2002-01-08 04:05:39 PM  
Best headline ever......too bad she has been deflowered by about 500 people.....I suppose they could have been virgins...but I don't know EVERYTHING! Sheesh
2002-01-08 04:05:39 PM  
[image from too old to be available]"Worst"
2002-01-08 04:07:45 PM  
Ha-Ha jokes, I get jokes.
2002-01-08 04:09:57 PM  
Despite reports to the contrary, Mariah Carey's fling with Virgin may not just be an awkward one-night stand.
2002-01-08 04:10:09 PM  
Virgin dumps Mariah in bloodless coup

...little more subtle yet gross nonetheless
2002-01-08 04:10:20 PM  
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2002-01-08 04:12:19 PM  
Why is this trashy gasbag still news? Why?
2002-01-08 04:13:05 PM  
I don't know about worst ever. "Crazed Dildo Kills Seven" gets my vote
2002-01-08 04:15:54 PM  
Somewhere (presumably a tropical island), Tommy Matolla laughs, sips a fruity drink with an umbrella, and has proper sex with his next discovery.
2002-01-08 04:16:42 PM  
That is awesome. My favorite was when Robert Parrish was arrested for receiving a FedEx package of marijuana. The Boston Herald sports page headline was: Inhale to the Chief/ I guess you have to be from Boston to appreciate it.
2002-01-08 04:18:03 PM  
Obvious Simpson's Reference:
"Obviously Seymore, we were wrong, because no one, anywhere, would admit to being a 43 year old virgin."
2002-01-08 04:18:48 PM  
As a fellow 'trailered American' I resent you picking on Mariah. She's the most popular girl in the park, and she's so rich, the refridgerator in her front yard WORKS!
2002-01-08 04:20:35 PM  
"My name's Harry. Harry Bagina."
2002-01-08 04:27:07 PM  
Anything with "Fb is the father" gets my vote
2002-01-08 04:28:19 PM  
You know, BIGREDWRENCH would make a great porno name.
2002-01-08 04:32:36 PM  
I am not a virgin. I am a sexual dynamo.
2002-01-08 04:35:10 PM  
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I thought this was a photoshop when I first saw it.
Worst Banner Ad Ever.
2002-01-08 04:39:59 PM  
What can I say that hasn't been said?
How about"Mariah's bouncing naked boobies coming soon to the X-rated section of the local video store."?
2002-01-08 04:54:36 PM  
Mariah is still hot, despite her lackluster career as of late.
2002-01-08 07:02:39 PM  
Check out the headline here.
2002-01-08 08:29:32 PM  
I'll bet the person who came up with that headline was quite pleased with themself afterwards. ;)
2002-01-08 08:45:28 PM  
Way Cool Junior: Your name wouldn't happen to be a Ratt reference would it? I'm almost ashamed that I know enough about Ratt to ask.
2002-01-08 09:50:42 PM  

Har. I remember when that song came out. The VJs on MTV kept saying stuff like "This is the phrase to say if you want to be cool."
2002-01-08 10:42:20 PM  
We need a LAME tag.
2002-01-08 10:55:34 PM  

For once, the Fark headline got it right. We are one step closer to apocalypse people...
2002-01-08 11:19:54 PM  
Bigpeeler stole my thunder!

Long time listener, first time caller - Great show as always, Phil!

Mariah, it's over. Please leave now. The building security will bring you your things.

2002-01-09 12:27:15 AM  
Mariah is a quicky aging skank-deluxe. She started out her career at her peak: talented and respectable. Now she is anything but. She's just trying to keep up with the Spear's and Augilera's, who are sadly decades younger than her.
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