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(NJ.com)   'Arsenal' seized in home of alleged Bloods gang member. What the heck are they doing in Newark? They've got Manchester City coming up this Sunday   ( nj.com) divider line
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2017-03-30 03:02:05 PM  
I bet that was a ludicrous display.
 
2017-03-30 03:04:35 PM  
That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?
 
2017-03-30 03:04:50 PM  
That's a quality headline.
 
2017-03-30 03:15:46 PM  

dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?


It is to anyone who thinks guns are "icky".
 
2017-03-30 03:20:41 PM  

Rev.K: That's a quality headline.


Don't you mean "top quality" ?
 
2017-03-30 03:22:31 PM  

dj_bigbird: Don't you mean "top quality" ?


Indeed.
 
2017-03-30 03:54:09 PM  

dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?


Seriously. That's a starter kit.
 
2017-03-30 03:54:59 PM  
I approve of this headline.

Also, suck it Manchester City
 
2017-03-30 03:55:43 PM  
Irvington, not Newark.

So much worse.
 
2017-03-30 03:56:22 PM  

dittybopper: dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?

It is to anyone who thinks guns are "icky".


Which is most of New Jersey.

My sister still lives there and the mere thought of a gun sends her into a tizzy.  When my dad passed we knew there was a gun somewhere in his apartment.  My brother finally found it, in a case, and my sister asked if it was loaded.  He swung the cylinder out, saw it was loaded, and by the time he turned back to my sister she had fled the room.

She'd have a damned heart attack if she came in to my house.
 
2017-03-30 03:57:08 PM  
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2017-03-30 03:57:53 PM  

dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?


He had hollow point bullets too (AKA teflon coated cop killers).
 
2017-03-30 03:58:46 PM  
Young Jack also approves of this headline

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2017-03-30 03:59:38 PM  
It's all good.  Given recent form, it's not like they're going to show up at the Emirates on Sunday anyways.
 
2017-03-30 03:59:51 PM  

dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?

The search revealed two loaded Smith and Wesson semi-automatic handguns, a loaded sawed-off 12 gauge Benelli Nova pump action shotgun, a loaded 12 gauge Kel-Tech shotgun and a loaded .22-caliber Ruger semi-automatic rifle that was stolen from Manchester Township.


Is it wrong that I laughed?
And what is this about specifying that they was loaded. You always assume a gun is loaded...

The media really needs to stop this BS sensationalism crap. 2 handguns, 2 shotguns (one illegally modified) and a farking 10/22. That is not an arsenal, that is kit for 2 people.
 
2017-03-30 04:01:17 PM  
Police in Newark also charged Brown earlier this month with firing a gun at a South 11th Street home weeks after he was released from the county jail and while he was wearing a monitoring bracelet.

He's not too violent to own a gun. He's too stupid to own a gun.
 
2017-03-30 04:02:36 PM  
Wonder what they would label my collection as, a base armory? Have been cleaning some this morning and as of right now out of just one safe I have 4 pistols, 2 shotguns, 2 AR's, 1 AK and 5 various caliber bolt action rifles in some stage of disassembly laying around my den.
 
2017-03-30 04:03:44 PM  
Three explorers are lost in the desert and have run out of food. Just when they're on the verge of giving up, though, they come across a freshly-dead camel.
"Thank goodness for that!" the first one exclaims. "We can eat this camel!"
"How should we divide it up?" asks the second.
"Well," the first one says, "I'm a Liverpool supporter, so I'll have the liver."
"Good idea!" the second says. "I'm a Hearts supporter; I'll have the heart."
"I'm an Arsenal supporter," the third one says, "but I'm not hungry."
 
2017-03-30 04:05:21 PM  
Apparently I'm a danger to my community because I have an aresenal. (5 handguns in a safe in my basement. )

/and another safe so full of guns that you can barely close it but those belong to my brother.
 
2017-03-30 04:06:03 PM  

dropdfun: Wonder what they would label my collection as, a base armory? Have been cleaning some this morning and as of right now out of just one safe I have 4 pistols, 2 shotguns, 2 AR's, 1 AK and 5 various caliber bolt action rifles in some stage of disassembly laying around my den.


Your "den", as you call it, is obviously a survivalist compound.

/ according to the media at least
 
2017-03-30 04:08:08 PM  

gunsmack: dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?

Seriously. That's a starter kit.


From the article:

The search revealed two loaded Smith and Wesson semi-automatic handguns, a loaded sawed-off 12 gauge Benelli Nova pump action shotgun, a loaded 12 gauge Kel-Tech shotgun and a loaded .22-caliber Ruger semi-automatic rifle that was stolen from Manchester Township.

My first thought: that is a light day at the range.
 
2017-03-30 04:10:03 PM  
This wouldn't have happened if Green Arrow had been there.

/DNRTA
 
2017-03-30 04:14:17 PM  
"WENGER, YOU SON OF A biatch!"
/ Really?
// I'm the first?
/// Go City
 
2017-03-30 04:14:21 PM  

dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?


That's just what was left over for the evidence locker. You should have seen it when the police first got there.
 
2017-03-30 04:14:32 PM  
It's spelled 'blud', fam.
 
2017-03-30 04:16:51 PM  

GanjSmokr: dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?

He had hollow point bullets too (AKA teflon coated cop killers).


Hell, they probably shoot through schools with those .22 hollow points.....
 
2017-03-30 04:21:02 PM  

dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?


It's not an arsenal. Hell, it isn't enough to be the start of a collection.
 
2017-03-30 04:22:42 PM  
Well, it took place in Manchester Township, so maybe they got confused.
 
2017-03-30 04:24:03 PM  

Langston: Young Jack also approves of this headline

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Jack Wheelchair, back before he became Jack Wheelchair.

(C'mon City)
 
2017-03-30 04:24:16 PM  

iheartscotch: GanjSmokr: dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?

He had hollow point bullets too (AKA teflon coated cop killers).

Hell, they probably shoot through schools with those .22 hollow points.....


Hollow points are severely frowned upon in NJ.

/I've had 22 hollow points before.  Great for hunting squirrel and rabbit.
 
2017-03-30 04:24:42 PM  
I'll assume that's the 4th best headline to honor Arsenal

/GO CIT-EH
 
2017-03-30 04:30:20 PM  
I must double-have an arsenal (9 handguns, 3 long guns) because I live in California.

/One more on the way.
//It's a Colt!
///Not a snake gun though. :\
 
2017-03-30 04:33:06 PM  

UberDave: I bet that was a ludicrous display.


The thing about the Bloods is they always try and walk it in.
 
2017-03-30 04:34:09 PM  
And why was he out of jail in the first place?

Cue the im a dental monitor commercial
 
2017-03-30 04:36:53 PM  

eagles95: I'll assume that's the 4th best headline to honor Arsenal

/GO CIT-EH


Nah. More like 6th best. We'll submit it into a consolidation contest.
 
2017-03-30 04:37:59 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: iheartscotch: GanjSmokr: dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?

He had hollow point bullets too (AKA teflon coated cop killers).

Hell, they probably shoot through schools with those .22 hollow points.....

Hollow points are severely frowned upon in NJ.

/I've had 22 hollow points before.  Great for hunting squirrel and rabbit.


I figured that anything sharper than a wet noodle was severely frowned upon in NJ.

/ I also figured that they'd like FMJs even less; what with the automatically penetrating all of the things
 
2017-03-30 04:40:10 PM  
Arsenal doesn't stand a chance... It's thursday, Vogons are coming.

/H2G2 FTW
//RIP Mr. Adams
///You're remembered
 
2017-03-30 04:40:45 PM  
In a related story:
England's Football Association teams are debating a policy requiring team logos to reflecting the team names. For instance, Newcastle will have a castle, Queen's Park will have a queen, and West Ham will have a ham. Among the dissenters, Bristol City is of two minds about the policy and Arsenal has backed out altogether.
 
2017-03-30 04:40:57 PM  

Rev.K: That's a quality headline.


Yes, it is. Very nicely done.
 
2017-03-30 04:43:27 PM  
Seriously?
THAT'S an "arsenal"?
I own twice that many guns, mostly larger caliber, plus a few thousand rounds of ammo.
I guess I've got one more reason to avoid New Jersey.
 
2017-03-30 04:45:09 PM  

dittybopper: dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?

It is to anyone who thinks guns are "icky".


Soooo. Stupid people then.
 
2017-03-30 04:45:49 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: dittybopper: dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?

It is to anyone who thinks guns are "icky".

Which is most of New Jersey.

My sister still lives there and the mere thought of a gun sends her into a tizzy.  When my dad passed we knew there was a gun somewhere in his apartment.  My brother finally found it, in a case, and my sister asked if it was loaded.  He swung the cylinder out, saw it was loaded, and by the time he turned back to my sister she had fled the room.

She'd have a damned heart attack if she came in to my house.


She needs a psychiatrist.
 
2017-03-30 04:45:59 PM  
Make it Rugby and we'll see how tough those hooligans are. Black Shirts don't need no mascot.
 
2017-03-30 04:49:05 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Police in Newark also charged Brown earlier this month with firing a gun at a South 11th Street home weeks after he was released from the county jail and while he was wearing a monitoring bracelet.

He's not too violent to own a gun. He's too stupid to own a gun.


This guy killed 4 while wearing one http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/man-charged-with-fernwood-quadruple-​h​omicide-in-december/
 
2017-03-30 04:50:30 PM  
Since we're comparing our arsenals:

Colt AR-15
Mossberg 590
Stoeger Coach Gun
Ruger 10/22
Glock Model 22
Beretta 92FS
S&W Model 29 .44 Magnum....my favorite handgun
S&W Model 637
 
2017-03-30 04:56:14 PM  
"Arsenal".....so, a cap gun?
 
2017-03-30 04:57:35 PM  

mrschwen: NotThatGuyAgain: dittybopper: dj_bigbird: That's an arsenal? A couple of pistols, a couple shotguns and a .22?

It is to anyone who thinks guns are "icky".

Which is most of New Jersey.

My sister still lives there and the mere thought of a gun sends her into a tizzy.  When my dad passed we knew there was a gun somewhere in his apartment.  My brother finally found it, in a case, and my sister asked if it was loaded.  He swung the cylinder out, saw it was loaded, and by the time he turned back to my sister she had fled the room.

She'd have a damned heart attack if she came in to my house.

She needs a psychiatrist.


And a day at the range for good measure
 
2017-03-30 04:58:43 PM  
What's Arsenal doing in Jersey? Like always, trying to walking it in.
 
2017-03-30 05:00:43 PM  
What an arsenal in England may look like:
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2017-03-30 05:01:20 PM  
Well done, subby.  Well done.

/A lot better than Arsenal right now
//Not getting my hopes up for Citeh
///UGH~!
 
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