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(Fay Observer)   It bears repeating: If you insist on going to an unlicensed, trans-gender person's home to receive silicone injections, don't expect medical-grade silicone to be used   (fayobserver.com) divider line
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2017-03-21 12:25:08 PM  
You have to be licensed to be transgender?
 
2017-03-21 12:36:07 PM  
I'm not quite sure what the person being transgendered has to do with the situation, unless subby has some sort of tourettes where they can't help but refer to people by their identified gender

"I'll be back. I need to go see my cis male gendered doctor for a checkup"
 
2017-03-21 12:44:25 PM  

naughtyrev: You have to be licensed to be transgender?


I don't know, but we may have stumbled upon a solution to China's gender imbalance
 
2017-03-21 12:52:08 PM  

Codenamechaz: I'm not quite sure what the person being transgendered has to do with the situation, unless subby has some sort of tourettes where they can't help but refer to people by their identified gender

"I'll be back. I need to go see my cis male gendered doctor for a checkup"


They couldn't prove that we're pervs in the bathroom, so they have to get their vapors up somehow.
 
2017-03-21 1:12:11 PM  
Medical Grade, Contractor Grade... it's all pretty much the same stuff.
 
2017-03-21 1:22:27 PM  

Codenamechaz: I'm not quite sure what the person being transgendered has to do with the situation, unless subby has some sort of tourettes where they can't help but refer to people by their identified gender

"I'll be back. I need to go see my cis male gendered doctor for a checkup"


Glad to see this was covered. WTF subby?
 
2017-03-21 1:23:22 PM  
Oh fudge. Fark blew my joke by disabling that retarded filter. Thanks for nothing, admins
 
2017-03-21 1:25:14 PM  
So it was weapons grade silicone?
 
2017-03-21 1:25:19 PM  

Egoy3k: Codenamechaz: I'm not quite sure what the person being transgendered has to do with the situation, unless subby has some sort of tourettes where they can't help but refer to people by their identified gender

"I'll be back. I need to go see my cis male gendered doctor for a checkup"

Glad to see this was covered. WTF subby?


^^^ 3rd ^^^ this.
 
2017-03-21 1:25:21 PM  
Injected into the lips or was the victim looking for a low cost boob job?
 
2017-03-21 1:25:30 PM  
There was nothing in that article implicating any bears.  Leave them alone, subby.
 
2017-03-21 1:25:37 PM  
Kavonceya Iman Cornelius, 42

When you can choose your own name and you choose that one, you can blame people for thinking you might be a wee bit unstable.
 
2017-03-21 1:25:53 PM  
Woman accused of murder after giving Fayetteville 19-year-old silicone injections

Maybe if she used the fresh stuff it would have been better...
 
2017-03-21 1:26:12 PM  
Grab your ankles......
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2017-03-21 1:26:46 PM  

naughtyrev: You have to be licensed to be transgender?


Duh
 
2017-03-21 1:27:03 PM  
I think that's just a fat woman, not the same thing as transgendered, subz.

Maybe trans fats have you confused?
 
2017-03-21 1:27:11 PM  

Danger Mouse: Injected into the lips or was the victim looking for a low cost boob job?


The pic in the article might be a clue...
 
2017-03-21 1:28:37 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Medical Grade, Contractor Grade... it's all pretty much the same stuff.


Marine grade is the good stuff
 
2017-03-21 1:31:26 PM  

willfullyobscure: Oh fudge. Fark blew my joke by disabling that retarded filter. Thanks for nothing, admins


Suuuuure
 
2017-03-21 1:31:29 PM  
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2017-03-21 1:32:14 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I think that's just a fat woman, not the same thing as transgendered, subz.

Maybe trans fats have you confused?


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2017-03-21 1:32:37 PM  

Cyrus the Mediocre: naughtyrev: You have to be licensed to be transgender?

I don't know, but we may have stumbled upon a solution to China's gender imbalance


That's kind of outside the BOX thinking that keeps me coming back to fark.
 
2017-03-21 1:33:52 PM  
Settle down folks, this happened in North Carolina.  It's an HB2 thing.  Silicone injectors must be identified by both their preferred and birth genders.
This applies even if "Silicone injector" is just a euphemism for something else, IYKWIMAITYD
 
2017-03-21 1:35:31 PM  
I can't believe I have to do it.

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2017-03-21 1:35:35 PM  
RIP DON CORNELIUS


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2017-03-21 1:36:45 PM  
I only give hot beef injections with a creamy white sauce.
 
2017-03-21 1:39:42 PM  

Danger Mouse: Injected into the lips or was the victim looking for a low cost boob job?


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2017-03-21 1:41:39 PM  
Going to someones home for silicon injections should have been the first clue
 
2017-03-21 1:46:17 PM  
Stick with 3M silicone only.
 
2017-03-21 1:48:15 PM  
What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?

And by "junk," I literally mean junk--because ma'am there appears to be roofing sealant, some Amazon air sausage packing material, a Nerf ball, some washcloths, and what appears to be the lid of a Cuisinart food processor in your trunk. And by "trunk" I mean butt.
 
2017-03-21 1:49:25 PM  

IgG4: Stick with 3M silicone only.


Give me Dow Corning 736 or death.

/732 is Ok too I guess
 
2017-03-21 1:49:45 PM  
Devil's advocate, maybe submitter means "self-trans-gendered".  Like the person operated on themselves.
 
2017-03-21 1:52:35 PM  

The Fark Filter: Devil's advocate, maybe submitter means "self-trans-gendered".  Like the person operated on themselves.


Maybe they identify as a Shoggoth, and that's why they're injecting themselves with stuff to be all blobby and misshaped.
 
2017-03-21 1:54:12 PM  
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2017-03-21 1:55:21 PM  

Egoy3k: IgG4: Stick with 3M silicone only.

Give me Dow Corning 736 or death.

/732 is Ok too I guess


Amateurs...

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2017-03-21 1:56:46 PM  
Had this happened in Miami it would have barely been a story.
 
2017-03-21 1:58:59 PM  

Delta1212: willfullyobscure: Oh fudge. Fark blew my joke by disabling that retarded filter. Thanks for nothing, admins

Suuuuure


We're all agreed then :

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2017-03-21 1:59:44 PM  

Codenamechaz: I'm not quite sure what the person being transgendered has to do with the situation, unless subby has some sort of tourettes where they can't help but refer to people by their identified gender

"I'll be back. I need to go see my cis male gendered doctor for a checkup"


I can confirm your good standing in the coalition of the fringes !!!!
 
2017-03-21 2:09:09 PM  

naughtyrev: You have to be licensed to be transgender?


I was gonna make a joke about licensing being a slippery slope to confiscation and prying something from cold dead hands, but couldn't make it work.
 
2017-03-21 2:12:47 PM  
When the doctor wears his shoulder-gear with the ears things on his left, he's straight. On his right, he's gay. There is no fashion statement using medical tools for a trans doctor at this time.

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The Addiction Network doctor and this guy you may want to avoid. For reasons.

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2017-03-21 2:21:01 PM  

BitwiseShift: When the doctor wears his shoulder-gear with the ears things on his left, he's straight. On his right, he's gay. There is no fashion statement using medical tools for a trans doctor at this time.

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The Addiction Network doctor and this guy you may want to avoid. For reasons.

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We use the duel-head sprague-rappaport steths, silly.  So we can switch from one side to the other.

/I'll show myself out
 
2017-03-21 2:25:00 PM  

naughtyrev: You have to be licensed to be transgender?


Thanks, Trump.
 
2017-03-21 2:26:07 PM  

Codenamechaz: I'm not quite sure what the person being transgendered has to do with the situation, unless subby has some sort of tourettes



Codenamechaz: I'm not quite sure what the person being transgendered has to do with the situation, unless subby has some sort of tourettes


Codenamechaz: I'm not quite sure what the person being transgendered has to do with the situation, unless subby has some sort of tourettes



Codenamechaz: I'm not quite sure what the person being transgendered has to do with the situation, unless subby has some sort of tourettes
 
2017-03-21 2:34:38 PM  

willfullyobscure: Oh fudge. Fark blew my joke by disabling that retarded filter. Thanks for nothing, admins


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There  should be a filter that changes the word "TARD" to "TURD."
 
2017-03-21 2:42:18 PM  
It was actually a silicon injection.

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2017-03-21 2:57:57 PM  

Somacandra: willfullyobscure: Oh fudge. Fark blew my joke by disabling that retarded filter. Thanks for nothing, admins

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There  should be a filter that changes the word "TARD" to "TURD."


Like a Free Tard agreement.
 
2017-03-21 2:59:44 PM  
Why the hell do people do stupid sheit like this, time and time again? Injector and injectee!
How many articles have to be posted about this stuff for people to comprehend that this is not a good idea?
It is getting to the point where you can't feel bad for them anymore.

/if you ever could
 
2017-03-21 3:11:32 PM  

El_Frijole_Blanco: Going to someones home for silicon injections should have been the first clue


Honestly, I just wanted a little more RAM.
 
2017-03-21 3:13:03 PM  
I can't believe the people who go to "plastic surgeons" whose offices are located in strip malls.

Seriously, if the place you're going to for a nip and tuck or botox is next door to a Title Loan place, maybe you should rethink going there.
 
2017-03-21 3:14:40 PM  

docpeteyJ: I can't believe the people who go to "plastic surgeons" whose offices are located in strip malls.

Seriously, if the place you're going to for a nip and tuck or botox is next door to a Title Loan place, maybe you should rethink going there.


Oops. I thought my nip and tuck was called Tittie Loan
 
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