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(The Sun)   Britney Spears and her boyfriend have a good dry-hump on a rock. The Sun is there   ( divider line
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2004-05-13 08:11:01 PM  
Speaking of "wiggers"...what do you call the white gals who speak with what can only be described as as a "ghetto + hispanic" accent? Now THAT'S frucked up!
2004-05-13 08:20:47 PM  
Wow. Just found out I'm a slut. Must have tattoos removed now, before anyone finds out... :)
2004-05-13 08:20:57 PM  
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Her shirt has my name on it! We're meant to be together.
2004-05-13 08:21:17 PM  
Since this is "The Sun," shouldn't we be calling him a "Chav" instead of a "Wigger."
2004-05-13 08:21:19 PM  
Hi, I don't care, thanks
2004-05-13 08:23:20 PM  
"All arabs aren't terrorists, but all terrorists are arab.(sort of/mostly)"

Except for the Jewish, American, Irish, Spanish, Russian...aaah forget it. You obviously have good grasp of world politics. Kill dem sandnubians.
2004-05-13 08:31:26 PM  
Wow. Just found out I'm a slut. Must have tattoos removed now, before anyone finds out... :)

How YOU Doin?
2004-05-13 08:33:31 PM  
Yes, ALL whores have back tattoos. Apparently there is some sort of certification program. You can't get your whore card until you can document the existance of your back tattoo. Save your reciept, it's good for a tax credit.

Yes, and all terrorists are arabs.
2004-05-13 09:43:34 PM  
It is an unwritten rule that if a girl/woman has a tattoo on her lower back, she is a slut (or at least "easy"). I don't know why, that's just how it works. Like Cuban mentioned previously, it's not that all girls with lower back tattoos are sluts, it's just that nearly all sluts have lower back tattoos.

And yes, all terrorists ARE Muslims (not Arabs). Irish and the like are "mad bombers." At least that's what the memo said.
2004-05-13 10:06:00 PM  
To digress...again (a copied e-mail from a friend of mine who knows about such'll get the drift. Read on))
# # #


Yeah, we were talking about that at work today and
came to the same conclusion. That Pearl guy was Mossad
too, and even worse was using status as a U.S.
journalist as a cover. Then there were those two
Israeli guys arrested in rural Tennessee. When I
worked at the Boca News, I used to run across those
Mossad ops all the time. South Florida is crawling
with them, running drugs, keeping tabs on prominent
doves in the local Jewish community and who knows what
else. The
one incident that comes to mind was back in the early
'90s this young Israeli guy murdered a woman in Boca
and his arrest made all the news and stuff. We looked
into his background. He gave police an address that
didn't exist, listed his occupation as a tennis pro
(such an old spook cover that Bill Cosby used it on I
Spy) and told a local accomplice to dump the body at
an Indian reservation because it would confuse the
investigation. A little too slick for an Israeli
tennis pro. I knew right away that guy was Mossad, but
of course no one at the News would believe me.
And here's the best part: Two days after his arrest,
the guy walked. All the charges against him were
dropped and he disappeared. Just vanished. Curious.
Yeah, there was all kind of inexplicable Mossad
activity leading up to 9/11, too. That has me

/ all is making sense....
2004-05-13 10:16:47 PM  
esblondie2 I did read it, enave...understood it then, and I still understand it now. What I don't get is tattoo = promiscuous.

I'm sorry, but I think you still aren't getting it.

tatoo != promiscuous ( != means not equal)
promiscuous = tattoo

The presense of that type of tattoo does not always mean the wearer is promiscuous. On the other hand, if a girl is promiscuous then generally she also has this particular tattoo.

Seriously, this is the first I've ever heard of it.

I guess you have one or you wouldn't be so upset. What did you think it meant when you got a tattoo that you cannot even see?

/and sorry, I don't know how to bold and italic in here yet.

Don't sweat it.
2004-05-13 10:53:40 PM  
So what about ankles, upper back, and upper arm? What kind of woman does that make me? Nun? Hooker? Crack whore? Jesus freak?

C'mon! I have a career to think about!

/getting her fifth tattoo in a few months
2004-05-13 11:15:21 PM  
I don't care what most of you people say, given the chance I would spend a night playing with spears boobies.

And I met a girl with her name tattooed on her back, I asked why..and she said so you will remember when you're farking me from behind. That never happened (the farking from behind, the girl with the name really exists), but I thought Id throw it out.
2004-05-13 11:21:29 PM  
btw...It never happened because I like my women like I like my coffee........flawless, and she had slightly crooked teeth. (She was also a stripper in middle of nowhere Indiana...2 more red flags)

PS: (Indiana sucks ass)
2004-05-13 11:22:06 PM  
I supposed it's never occurred to people in this thread that there are loads of girls with back tattoos that you don't see, because they are not showing them off...

Hello, Spock.
2004-05-13 11:46:03 PM  
Her face is slowly getting Goldie Hawn-esque.
2004-05-13 11:55:41 PM  
Didn't bother reading all the posts.

She's done. Done. Why does the public care anymore?
She's such trash. I wouldn't hit it.

He just needs a good ol' fashioned whuppin.
Hey kid -- yer hat's crookid. *Smack*

"Everyone wants to be a attractive and successful African-American, but noone wants to be a attractive and successful African-American." - Paul Mooney

/can't believe I even bothered posting. ugh.
2004-05-13 11:59:51 PM  
looks like a smarmy bastard, no?
2004-05-14 12:21:52 AM  
That guy looks like a guy who knows he's getting away with some sleazy **** and is trying not to admit it to himself.
2004-05-14 12:22:08 AM  

Kent is (or at least was the last time I visited) the biggest BAND in Sweden. They have many albums out over there, and two were released in the USA and they are the only two in English (Isola and Hagnesta Hill). Here is a link to the band on Amazon (almost all their fan sites are in Swedish):

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I love both of these albums, kind of a mix between early Smashing Pumpkins and early Radiohead.

But I think it is safe to say that is what is represented on her sweatshirt.
2004-05-14 12:53:12 AM  
What's with the amazon picture?
2004-05-14 01:40:49 AM  
Is it just me or does anyone else thinks she goes for some really ugly dudes? Justine Timberlake is Shirley Temple hair crossed with Michael Jackson crotch grab all wrapped up in a old man italian undershirt. And Fred Durst. YUUUUCKKKK! The guy is a male skank. And this new guy... He looks like he is missing a chromosome.
2004-05-14 03:04:00 AM  
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Vacancy Rooms available.
2004-05-14 03:10:19 AM  
MelGoesOnTour you mean a wexican?
2004-05-14 03:22:51 AM  
white trash.
2004-05-14 04:48:12 AM  
freedom fries
2004-05-14 09:38:42 AM  
BTW, since this discussion has been mainly about ladies with tattoos, I should point out that there are rules for men too. It's a well-known fact that if a guy has a tattoo that is still visible while wearing casual business atire, he is going nowhere in life.

Basically that means no tattoos on the neck, face, or hands. Just to be on the safe side, it should also not be visible while wearing short sleaves, so nothing on the arms either.

I don't make the rules, I'm just telling you how society works. If you show up for an interview with black flames painted on your neck, you aren't getting the job.
2004-05-14 11:34:10 AM  
You can take the girl out of trailor park but you can't take the trailor park out of the girl.

/would hit and punch her in the face at climax.
2004-05-14 01:19:23 PM  
You seem to have the same amount of class as you are implying Britney has. And it's spelled TRAILER.
2004-05-14 05:28:57 PM  
Could you add jlo to that list. Thanks.
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