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2017-03-14 02:04:14 AM  
This thread is surely going to be a thoughtful, respectful, rational discussion.

So here's a preemptive Mimsie the Kitten

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Also, some popcorn

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And, an appeal for people to quit making up stupid sounding words like "woke".

I now leave you to your regularly scheduled clusterfark.
 
2017-03-14 02:15:45 AM  
The correct term is mock feminist. I mean, you could be waving that fake feminist thing without being misogynist? Or are they doing a black/white gradient?
 
2017-03-14 02:16:45 AM  
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2017-03-14 02:17:48 AM  

wildcardjack: The correct term is mock feminist. I mean, you could be waving that fake feminist thing without being misogynist? Or are they doing a black/white gradient?


I was wondering if anyone ever took a look at the "sensitive" college guys in their "This is what a Feminist looks like" t-shirts and saw anything but a potential date rapist?
 
2017-03-14 03:15:46 AM  
What the buttchrist is that cat smoking!!??
 
2017-03-14 03:35:15 AM  
White Knights in sheep's clothing?  They're called Farkers.
 
2017-03-14 05:52:03 AM  
Henry Rollins - Liar - Higher Quality
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Newsflash: person lies to get what they want. Never has happened in the history of the world of human sexual activities.
 
2017-03-14 06:15:24 AM  
I usually stretch a Tinder chat over days or even weeks, warily circling a guy to make sure he seems like a decent human. And then the murders began.
 
2017-03-14 06:39:50 AM  
He was in an open relationship, just like me. He talked frankly and respectfully about sex. He said he was a "giver." He agreed on "no sexpectations" when we made plans for a last-minute date

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/lowered sexpectations
 
2017-03-14 06:44:03 AM  
That article certainly contained a lot of words.
 
2017-03-14 06:50:31 AM  
I'm surprised she caught on so quickly.

Half the women I know still think their boyfriends really like romantic comedies, quinoa, and department store shopping.
 
2017-03-14 06:59:03 AM  
Hey, feminists want to get laid, too. That doesn't mean all horny feminists are potential date-rapists, though.

Having said that, misogynists who pretend to be feminists to get laid are jerks. The featured SNL sketch went a little too long on its one-joke premise, but it was pretty accurate in that regard.

If the best you can give a woman is a hatefark, you should stick to masturbating in your mom's basement.
 
2017-03-14 07:08:55 AM  
Stopped reading after I usually stretch a Tinder
 
2017-03-14 07:10:53 AM  
ahahahahahahahahahaha
 
2017-03-14 07:12:41 AM  
Wait, so you're telling me that sexually aggressive people lie to get potential partners/victims alone?

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2017-03-14 07:16:11 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: stick to masturbating in your mom's basement.


At this point, maybe everyone should. 2d>3d is better anyways. Also, nothing good is going to come from Tinder in the long run, I think.
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2017-03-14 07:17:51 AM  

berylman: Stopped reading after I usually stretch a Tinder


Goodness, she even fell for the "we're just gonna make out a bit" line... I genuinely thought that bit stopped working in the early 1980s.

Still though, no means no, and the dude should have realized the game was over once she started putting her bra back on, much less when she had to say 'no' several times.
 
2017-03-14 07:21:49 AM  
I think "woke" is the dumbest trend word since "not" (as in, "He's woke af - not!"). Which is saying something in a time of "mindfulness".
As for the article, that guy ain't a new breed.  Shows how young or inexperienced or desperate for a column the author must be. Guys say whatever they think will get them in your pants. Shocking, I know.
 
2017-03-14 07:22:48 AM  
Honey, face it.

You will always be a DIY'er. Just order a new Rabbit and curl up with the cat.
 
2017-03-14 07:24:03 AM  

swahnhennessy: I think "woke" is the dumbest trend word since "not" (as in, "He's woke af - not!"). Which is saying something in a time of "mindfulness".
As for the article, that guy ain't a new breed.  Shows how young or inexperienced or desperate for a column the author must be. Guys say whatever they think will get them in your pants. Shocking, I know.


oh, he was a "giver" alright. or whatever he called it. *snicker
 
2017-03-14 07:24:50 AM  

Wessoman: berylman: Stopped reading after I usually stretch a Tinder

Goodness, she even fell for the "we're just gonna make out a bit" line... I genuinely thought that bit stopped working in the early 1980s.

Still though, no means no, and the dude should have realized the game was over once she started putting her bra back on, much less when she had to say 'no' several times.


I've never understood why this is so difficult for so many dudes to understand.  Why would you want to fark someone who doesn't want to fark you?  Its always way more fun when both are into it.  Are there really that many guys out there so desperate and pathetic that they need to control a woman and force her to have sex with him in order to be satisfied with themselves?
 
2017-03-14 07:25:02 AM  
A woman who meets a random on the internet, decides to meet that person, immediately starts talking sex the first time they meet, then says she will go back to his place. She states she isn't sure if she is even attracted to the guy but still wants something physical from him. She takes what she wants and decides she's done.

Are we supposed to think this person has anything of value to add to relationship advice ?
 
2017-03-14 07:26:01 AM  
Or the "Nice Guy 2.0"
 
2017-03-14 07:26:03 AM  

kindms: A woman who meets a random on the internet, decides to meet that person, immediately starts talking sex the first time they meet, then says she will go back to his place. She states she isn't sure if she is even attracted to the guy but still wants something physical from him. She takes what she wants and decides she's done.

Are we supposed to think this person has anything of value to add to relationship advice ?


Maybe thats how "open relationships" work.
 
2017-03-14 07:26:18 AM  
Wow.
 
2017-03-14 07:26:57 AM  
I read the headline and thought that it involved "Penis Goes WHERE" morning sex.
 
2017-03-14 07:27:10 AM  
You're saying that people will say all sorts of shiat they don't actually believe to get laid? That's unpossible.
 
2017-03-14 07:29:16 AM  
I can't beleive some things men will do for sex. EIP if you wanna talk about it. I have a nice fireplace.
 
2017-03-14 07:30:59 AM  

kindms: A woman who meets a random on the internet, decides to meet that person, immediately starts talking sex the first time they meet, then says she will go back to his place. She states she isn't sure if she is even attracted to the guy but still wants something physical from him. She takes what she wants and decides she's done.

Are we supposed to think this person has anything of value to add to relationship advice ?


To be fair, it IS Tinder.  The whole point of the app is a meet up and bang kinda thing.
 
2017-03-14 07:31:13 AM  

swahnhennessy: I think "woke" is the dumbest trend word since "not" (as in, "He's woke af - not!")


The other day, a client emailed me asking for the deets (that's 'details' to those of you with a normal brain).

Deets.Jesus.
 
2017-03-14 07:33:06 AM  
I dont believe any of it.
 
2017-03-14 07:33:06 AM  

AntonChigger: Wessoman: berylman: Stopped reading after I usually stretch a Tinder

Goodness, she even fell for the "we're just gonna make out a bit" line... I genuinely thought that bit stopped working in the early 1980s.

Still though, no means no, and the dude should have realized the game was over once she started putting her bra back on, much less when she had to say 'no' several times.

I've never understood why this is so difficult for so many dudes to understand.  Why would you want to fark someone who doesn't want to fark you?  Its always way more fun when both are into it.  Are there really that many guys out there so desperate and pathetic that they need to control a woman and force her to have sex with him in order to be satisfied with themselves?


I've met a lot of women who didn't understand 'no means no' too, either they were ignoring my 'no' or they were saying no because they wanted me to become aggressive as that was their kink.

My own wife very rarely understands the first or even second no and I usually have to physically push her away or just have sex.  She is also guilty of saying no but wanting to be pressured. She fully admits that this is a completely unreasonable position to put me in as I have no idea if the no is genuine or not.  I've asked her to come up with some sort of indicator that we could both agree on but apparently that ruins the fun.
 
2017-03-14 07:34:01 AM  

AntonChigger: Wessoman: berylman: Stopped reading after I usually stretch a Tinder

Goodness, she even fell for the "we're just gonna make out a bit" line... I genuinely thought that bit stopped working in the early 1980s.

Still though, no means no, and the dude should have realized the game was over once she started putting her bra back on, much less when she had to say 'no' several times.

I've never understood why this is so difficult for so many dudes to understand.  Why would you want to fark someone who doesn't want to fark you?  Its always way more fun when both are into it.  Are there really that many guys out there so desperate and pathetic that they need to control a woman and force her to have sex with him in order to be satisfied with themselves?


Honestly, I don't think we can get there from where we are.
 
2017-03-14 07:35:20 AM  

phenn: swahnhennessy: I think "woke" is the dumbest trend word since "not" (as in, "He's woke af - not!")

The other day, a client emailed me asking for the deets (that's 'details' to those of you with a normal brain).

Deets.Jesus Jeez.

 
2017-03-14 07:35:41 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Hey, feminists want to get laid, too. That doesn't mean all horny feminists are potential date-rapists, though.

Having said that, misogynists who pretend to be feminists to get laid are jerks. The featured SNL sketch went a little too long on its one-joke premise, but it was pretty accurate in that regard.

If the best you can give a woman is a hatefark, you should stick to masturbating in your mom's basement.


I'm honestly not sure if this phenomenon is its own new category, or just part of the broader subset of "people lying to get laid."  That's been going on for as long as humans have existed.
 
2017-03-14 07:35:57 AM  
"Just a makeout," I insisted. He said that was fine.

You know, if you're not interested in sex and/or physical intimacy, then "just a makeout" is a really stupid choice of words. "Let's just talk" will do fine.
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2017-03-14 07:36:49 AM  
Huh. So creepy dudes are acting all sensitive, with the goal of getting into a girl's pants? What a radical new concept in gender politics.

Thanks, Brooklyn Jezebel Vegan Rhythm Nation!
 
2017-03-14 07:37:04 AM  

Clash City Farker: I dont believe any of it.


Sounds like a woman wrote it.
 
2017-03-14 07:37:20 AM  
Guys will say anything to score some tail.  This broad is naive and not woke.
 
2017-03-14 07:37:44 AM  
FTA: "He told me he was an "erotic massage therapist," working with sexual trauma victims and teaching them how to orgasm again."

I've stopped and restarted reading this article multiple times, due to cringes. This was one of 'em. "Open relationship" was another.

If that's the current dating scene--Tinder and navigating a lot of jargon-infused BS, I'll pass.
 
2017-03-14 07:38:11 AM  

Cyrus the Mediocre: He was in an open relationship, just like me. He talked frankly and respectfully about sex. He said he was a "giver." He agreed on "no sexpectations" when we made plans for a last-minute date

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/lowered sexpectations


Are those red flags for the writer of TFA?
 
KIA
2017-03-14 07:38:30 AM  

Cyrus the Mediocre: He was in an open relationship, just like me. He talked frankly and respectfully about sex. He said he was a "giver." He agreed on "no sexpectations" when we made plans for a last-minute date

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/lowered sexpectations


Lol - Author says she is in an "open" relationship and carefully selected a dirtbag using Tinder then was disappointed and hurt when he was a dirtbag.
 
2017-03-14 07:38:55 AM  

NutWrench: "Just a makeout," I insisted. He said that was fine.

You know, if you're not interested in sex and/or physical intimacy, then "just a makeout" is a really stupid choice of words. "Let's just talk" will do fine.
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I agree, just say no at the bar. He should've passed on that deal too. Just a make out? Just the tip?
 
2017-03-14 07:39:31 AM  

MagicChicken: He told me he was an "erotic massage therapist," working with sexual trauma victims and teaching them how to orgasm again


Also, you would think this is the biggest red flag of all.  How is that even remotely believable?
 
2017-03-14 07:39:43 AM  
Stupid person got played, but it's not their fault, really.

Ladies and gentlemen, the battle cry of the new republic.
 
2017-03-14 07:42:07 AM  

AntonChigger: MagicChicken: He told me he was an "erotic massage therapist," working with sexual trauma victims and teaching them how to orgasm again

Also, you would think this is the biggest red flag of all.  How is that even remotely believable?


That's the kind of lie you can only believe if you actively want to believe it.
 
2017-03-14 07:43:30 AM  

MagicChicken: FTA: "He told me he was an "erotic massage therapist," working with sexual trauma victims and teaching them how to orgasm again."

I've stopped and restarted reading this article multiple times, due to cringes. This was one of 'em. "Open relationship" was another.

If that's the current dating scene--Tinder and navigating a lot of jargon-infused BS, I'll pass.


No shiat. I'm 40, and grateful everyday that I met Mrs. Muskievote in the days before online dating. I have many, many friends that do it, and from all I hear, dating as an adult just sounds farking awful.
 
2017-03-14 07:44:16 AM  
Wait a minute. Are you saying... guys will lie for sex? Get the fark out of here.
 
2017-03-14 07:44:30 AM  
I woke this morning at 6 AM.  Does that make me a misogynist, then?  Should I just go back to sleep?  Coz that REALLY sounds like a good idea right about now...
 
2017-03-14 07:47:10 AM  

phenn: swahnhennessy: I think "woke" is the dumbest trend word since "not" (as in, "He's woke af - not!")

The other day, a client emailed me asking for the deets (that's 'details' to those of you with a normal brain).

Deets.Jesus.


Are you a nature guide?
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