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(Click2Houston)   High school lacrosse players think putting urinal water in teammates' water bottles is funny. Suspension ensues   ( divider line
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2004-05-12 01:18:32 PM  
As a high school lacrosse player i can say that that is in fact funny

However, as a Men's high school lacrosse player i can also say that women's high school lacrosse is not a real sport.
2004-05-12 01:46:24 PM  
High School hockey players put urinal pucks at center ice. Minty-fresh faceoff ensues.
2004-05-12 02:43:08 PM

^^ iraqi beheading video
2004-05-12 02:44:09 PM  
Submitted it with this headline:

That Aint Gatorade.
2004-05-12 02:44:54 PM  
Its Dasani.
2004-05-12 02:45:37 PM  
I submitted it with that headline too. Damn this interconnected network of computers.
2004-05-12 02:45:45 PM  
I bet they were Chinese and thought it was Coke!
2004-05-12 02:46:44 PM  
hahahaha splishsplashfark! it was a good joke ;-)
2004-05-12 02:47:43 PM  
Instead of urinal water, they should have given their teammates a "crybaby" trophy with their names spelled wrong.
2004-05-12 02:47:58 PM  
Thank god I skipped out on High School sports for reasons like this.
2004-05-12 02:48:02 PM  
the blue water is berry flavor , right ?
2004-05-12 02:49:47 PM  
What I want to know is why they used urinal-water from the guys terlet. Is it more disgusting than the sweet sweet taint of girl piss?
2004-05-12 02:50:18 PM  
There's nothing similar at all between girls and boys Lacrosse. Me and the gf both play, and its a completely different sport. Remember, its not a sport unless you can kill someone.

2004-05-12 02:50:41 PM  
Bah. They do it better here in Arizona.
2004-05-12 02:50:53 PM  
Sports builds character.
Asshat jocks.
Hate 'em.
2004-05-12 02:52:36 PM  
"sweet sweet taint of girl piss"

Made me fill my pants with dude piss.
2004-05-12 02:52:55 PM  
Before we get the folks who like to say "urine is sterile", please let me point out that this is urinal water which is not sterile.
2004-05-12 02:53:40 PM  
be a little hard to water from the ladies urinals
2004-05-12 02:54:09 PM  
Mountain Dew or crab juice?

EWWWW! Gimme a crab juice.
2004-05-12 02:54:18 PM  
Wait?!? You mean all of the "cool" kids don't drink toilet water?! WTF ...
2004-05-12 02:56:01 PM  
"I just drank pee, how's it going with you?"


2004-05-12 02:58:37 PM  

Uh, don't you think this is the wrong topic for the beheading video? I mean, as much as stupid girls contaminating their classmate's water is and as stupid as the beheading is, I'm just not sure I really see the relationship.
2004-05-12 02:59:56 PM  

What I want to know is why they used urinal-water from the guys terlet. Is it more disgusting than the sweet sweet taint of girl piss?

I've managed to live my entire life without ever having the opportunity to taste urine. If, however, I were one day to find myself in the position of having to, I'd have to say I'd prefer it be from a girl.

They likely had trouble locating a women's urinal, though.
2004-05-12 03:03:27 PM  
panda Don't hate the threadjack, man. I'm sure there are many who were happy he posted...
2004-05-12 03:03:48 PM  
However, female lacrosse players are hot.
2004-05-12 03:03:54 PM  
Maryland represent!

We hazed on our hs track team, but it consisted of pantsing had to be quick because you never knew when we'd turn on you, and you're own fault if you didn't tie your shorts up enough...

/misses those days
2004-05-12 03:09:42 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
What's the problem?
2004-05-12 03:12:27 PM  
I liked women's field hockey - any pics?
2004-05-12 03:16:32 PM  
I was never into sports in HS, I was a band nerd. Me and the rest of the drumline would always piss in the tubas though, that was pretty funny.

/still a nerd
2004-05-12 03:19:51 PM  
SolRosenberg - I agree they are many hotties! LAX players!
2004-05-12 03:24:35 PM  
As a photographer, I got my first taste of lacrosse last weekend. Shot it all weekend long. I gotta say, that sport is a badass's sport. It was violent as hell.

Picture one guy running down the field cradeling the sticky thingymajigi with the ball in it, then picture guy on opposing team chasing behind him beating the crap out of the guy with the ball with his stick. And i mean beating him...full blown hits, one after another after another. I was actually laughing on the side line. It was amazing.

There was one guy, he must have been a foot shorter than everybody else, and probably weighted 50 pounds less than everybody else...he PLOWED into this guy going after the ball on the ground. This guy was significantly bigger and the smaller guy hit him so hard he literally tumbled 2 or 3 times on the ground. It would make any self respecting line backer blush.

Twas a work of art. I kinda wanna shoot more of it.
2004-05-12 03:24:35 PM  
Mom_Dropped_ME :

Not all jocks are assholes.....just most of them.
2004-05-12 03:25:08 PM  

I almost watched it, but decided I just couldn't.
RJB [BareFark]
2004-05-12 03:28:31 PM  
improvious - excellent Home Movies reference, there, pee-breath.
2004-05-12 03:32:19 PM  
soccer is for non-physical atheletes/runner fags who love umbros and running shoulder-to-shoulder with other men.

lacrosse is for soccer players who like holding big sticks in their hands.

Getting hit with a lacrosse stick does not hurt unless you are some sort of wussy-monster. Just remember to wear your elbow pads or else our team will notice and make sure you never forget them again.

/all jocks are assholes.
2004-05-12 03:32:48 PM  
that was harsh
2004-05-12 03:34:49 PM  
In my opinion, crazy hazing (like in that University of Arizona article) detracts from the cohesiveness of an athletic team. But this kind of shenanigan is funny, but only if the water bottles are clear, and the asshats getting pranked noticed the yellow water.
2004-05-12 03:35:23 PM  
Wow I stupidly, stupidly watched that video. I don't think I have ever felt so much anger in my life. And the thing is, that's what keeps this going and going...the anger and hate, and yet I can't get myself to think anything else. People can say "we brought this on ourselves" all they want. Watch the video. See what you think then.
2004-05-12 03:37:06 PM  
butchered like an animal
2004-05-12 03:39:39 PM  
Sorry to be so off topic. Peeing in water bottles = not very nice. Kinda funny, though in a disgusting way.

Oh and before people yell at me about all of the things we have done to the Iraqis, I know already. It pretty much just sucks all around. It doesn't make this any less tragic.
2004-05-12 03:41:24 PM  
I still think they are getting off lightly...I suffered through some thoroughly embarrassing stuff in my high school sports experiences. Urine in the mouthguard, tiger balm in the jockstrap, getting tied up in nothing but underwear and having lacrosse balls whipped at us, that sort of thing. And some people wondered why I quit and joined the I have a singing scholarship. Guess it's all in how you look at it. Getting your ass handed to you as a freshman builds character...

/not all jocks are asshats, some of us were artists in disguise.
2004-05-12 03:43:21 PM  
As a goalie, I have to say, lacrosse is vicious, and painful, anyone who says otherwise doesn't comprehend the danger a man puts himself in when he has large pieces of rubber, harder and heavier than most any other sports ball, being thrown directly at him. A man has to be crazy to wear that little padding and go against shots like that, especially when it endangers the future children.
So what if I'm crazy.
2004-05-12 03:45:05 PM  
there has always been ugliness in the world and I guess there will always be ugliness -but images like these debase us all
2004-05-12 03:47:55 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Any game where the gals reach up high wearing skirts is OK with me...

/pseudo Quagmire
2004-05-12 03:50:09 PM  
carnivore thanks I needed that
2004-05-12 03:50:53 PM  

Eh, don't get too excited...its like their wearing shorts under those skirts. I learned that last weekend on my photoshoot. Shot everything from 7&8 grade boys and girls up to varsity boys and girls.

I wondered why the boys wore helmets, and the girls didn't wear them...then the girls game started and I understood why. Although there was one girl who got smacked in forehead with one of the sticks, then got hit in the chest wiht the ball within a few minutes of each other. i don't think she was having a very good game.
2004-05-12 03:55:05 PM  
I watched the beheading video. It is shiat quality, absolute shiat, and looks faked, though it is probably real.

It left me with an awful feeling. I wonder what that guy's last moments were like.
2004-05-12 03:58:34 PM  
I did a bacterial culture from a sample of urinal water as a High School science project. Only 1 kind of bacteria. But you should have seen what the samples from the handrails on the stairs grew. The pitri dish was a caleidescope of colors.

The urinal was cleaner than the handrail we used on the way to eat lunch.
2004-05-12 03:59:07 PM  
I watched it too. Pretty farking sick. Those cowards will get theirs before its all said and done. I trust in the resolve of the US military. I thought the quality was shiatty too, but the sounds left no doubt in my mind and in my gutt its real.
2004-05-12 04:14:32 PM  
Watched the video, and was immediately sorry I did. Deleted it right away. Then again, maybe we need to see what we're up against, as a reminder. I still feel sick and probably will for awhile.

At least I could look at the Iraqi prison pictures and think, "These are the guys that tried to kill our soldiers, so even though it's wrong I don't feel horrible." With this video, I just feel sick.

Oh, to be on topic...I'd rather drink from the urinal than watch the video again.
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